90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Breedom]

On 9/20/2021 at 9:14 PM, sainte-chapelle said:

J Lo. Really does jump from man to man doesn’t she?

Yeah. "Never been happier" - again. Didn't take her long to recover from the last love-of-her-life.

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Looks like Robby’s law license may be in jeopardy.

https://www.iardc.org/File/View/1401311?FileName=Complaint%3A In re Robby S. Fakhouri%2C Matter Number%3A 2021PR00056.pdf

[Gobi]

35 minutes ago, MrBuhBye said:

Looks like Robby’s law license may be in jeopardy.

https://www.iardc.org/File/View/1401311?FileName=Complaint%3A In re Robby S. Fakhouri%2C Matter Number%3A 2021PR00056.pdf

Taking money from your trust account is one of, if not the biggest no-no for a lawyer. In most states it will get you disbarred.

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2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Taking money from your trust account is one of, if not the biggest no-no for a lawyer. In most states it will get you disbarred.

In his answer he basically admits it but blames it on a mental health issue.

[deirdra]

15 hours ago, MrBuhBye said:

In his answer he basically admits it but blames it on a mental health issue.

There were 13 different counts! He ripped off 13 different clients over time, so there must have been premeditated fraud.

Edited September 25, 2021 by deirdra

[Gobi]

Anyone here?

[My Girls]

Man, Liz has low standards.

[Hotel Snarker]

Hello guys! It's time to snark Single Life! Unfortunately, we start with him. Him. I refuse to say his name. Gross pig.

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Anyone here?

Just tuned in. 

[Pepper Mostly]

I'm here! Even though Ed is giving me nausea. Yes, already. 

 

[charmed1]

Just now, Gobi said:

Anyone here?

Sorry I’m late. I was spending time being a strong woman with Darcey and Stacey.

[Frozendiva]

I would want a separate room.

[OneGuy]

He thinks he's so clever and cute.  Blech!

[Hotel Snarker]

Of course you are bringing condoms, Him. She didn't want to kiss you.

ETA: I refuse to say Ed anymore. I refer to him as "Him". Gross pig.

Edited September 28, 2021 by Hotel Snarker
Ed is now "Him".

[Gobi]

She gets carsick. Maybe she'll puke on Big Ped.

[Pepper Mostly]

She's dreading having to spend one on one time with him. I thought they were such great pals? 

[charmed1]

Face forward and put your seatbelt on you disgusting rodent.

[Frozendiva]

I would want my ipod and headphones.

[My Girls]

Like riding with a friggen yappy kid.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

She gets carsick. Maybe she'll puke on Big Ped.

She'd be doing it for all of us. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Ed is flicking disgusting 

[OneGuy]

Just now, Chloe Dog said:

Like riding with a friggen yappy kid.

But worse.

[My Girls]

Nothing pisses me off more than "what are you thinking about".

[Gobi]

"My hope is that Liz can relax and we can have sex in the backseat."

Edited September 28, 2021 by Gobi

[Hotel Snarker]

4 minutes ago, Chloe Dog said:

Man, Liz has low standards.

Literally low.

[Mindthinkr]

“Just don’t” 

I have the feeling that we are going to hear a lot of that. 
 

[Pepper Mostly]

"Are you glad you came? Do you like me? Can we have sex?"

[OneGuy]

He is persistently insecure.

[charmed1]

This is so fake. 

[sainte-chapelle]

She seems like she can’t stand him

Spoiler

Yet she sleeps with him on the regular and is engaged to him. Something is wrong with her.

 

[Hotel Snarker]

The piece of shit can’t even take a car ride. FFS. STFU!!!!!!

[Mindthinkr]

Great. He agrees to the king bed before discussing it with her. This is going to go over well 😂

[Pepper Mostly]

WHY WOULD THIS FOOLISH BINT EVER AGREE TO STAY IN THE SAME ROOM AS DISGUSTING STINKY GROSS ED?

And that was no more a hotel employee than I am Miss Universe. Some Sharp intern just earned a bonus.

[Gobi]

Brittany is shocked, shocked I tell you, that her date wants sex. Why, she hasn't even quoted him her prices yet.

[charmed1]

Oh my god, how long are they going to drag out this weekend date with this himbo and deBrittany?

[Frozendiva]

The hotel's error or problem could result in two single rooms.

[sainte-chapelle]

Ed, that is when you say you will call her back and ask Liz about it.

[Mindthinkr]

Brittany is still wearing braces? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh goody, here comes trash pile Brittany. 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Mindthinkr said:

Great. He agrees to the king bed before discussing it with her. This is going to go over well 😂

If I had to share a room with a coworker, I certainly wouldn't want to share a bed.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Brittany is shocked, shocked I tell you, that her date wants sex. Why, she hasn't even quoted him her prices yet.

And her friends are shocked--shocked! that they're not banging yet. 

[sainte-chapelle]

As if Brit didn’t sex him up the first night, it appeared that way anyway. 

[Mindthinkr]

How many pocketbooks did Brittany bring. I see at least 6 on the dresser 

Edited September 28, 2021 by Mindthinkr

[Pepper Mostly]

Justin has what my father used to call a "regular boy's haircut".

[Gobi]

"Bad news, Liz. We have to share a very small bed. I'll have to put my penis in your vagina for us to fit on it. "

[Tuneful]

Leading an episode with Big Ed is like running the garbage disposal before you've had dinner. 

This episode and the last one, Liz is doing everything she can to appear un-datelike, even plain. She looks like she's going to vomit in that back seat and I don't mean car sick. I'm one to talk. I don't think I could make small talk for 3 straight hours with anybody. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Just pack your shit and leave. She’s messed up.

[Bees52]

Good evening! I'm here for  Single Life shenanigans...

and am  tired already of Big Egg and Ditzany's story lines.

[charmed1]

Go raise your kid, you weirdo.

[Gobi]

Brittany and Justin: Broken Bones and Broken Hearts.