90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Hotel Snarker]

Her baby voice with him. Just GAG.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Can you say hi?" Jesus, what is Olivia, five? Why not introduce her and Kelly like a grownup, Molly? Gawd, my blood pressure.

[Hotel Snarker]

Because you did put a man over them. Luis asked Olivia about if she was in love or just getting fucked and I didn't see that addressed properly which would be to kick his ass out.

[charmed1]

17 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"Can you say hi?" Jesus, what is Olivia, five? Why not introduce her and Kelly like a grownup, Molly? Gawd, my blood pressure.

Exactly! Normal people introduce two people who have never met. Molly is just sitting there with a stupid smirk on her face. At least Kensley has someone who cares about her well-being. Unfortunately, it’s not her ditz of a mom.

Edited August 31, 2021 by charmed1

[Hotel Snarker]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"Can you say hi?" Jesus, what is Olivia, five? Why not introduce her and Kelly like a grownup, Molly? Gawd, my blood pressure.

This is why Olivia doesn't live with her.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh god Ed is so repellent I might have to go vomit. He is absolutely gross. 

[Gobi]

Big Ugh doing yoga? Nah!

[Hotel Snarker]

Liz. Dear God. Run. PrEd is looking at you like a vulnerable chicken nugget. Ick.

[Frozendiva]

The goats will get some good ideas!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Liz. Dear God. Run. PrEd is looking at you like a vulnerable chicken nugget. Ick.

Right? Like he's a hungry hyena and she's a zebra.

[Gobi]

Ugly old goat. The animals are nice, though.

[charmed1]

The goats found Ed repulsive.

[Hotel Snarker]

Bet the goats' asses smell better than PrEd sweat.

[SunnyBeBe]

It seems  goat yoga is overrated.  

[Pepper Mostly]

Ed let his long, luxuriant locks down so Liz could admire them. 

"I have something in the trunk.". EW

[Hotel Snarker]

OMFG, did he just punch a goat?

[charmed1]

Liz should end this like Ocean City Mike did. Make a clean break and walk this weeble out.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, charmed1 said:

Liz should end this like Ocean City Mike did. Make a clean break and walk this weeble out.

Let him wobble out.

[Gobi]

“Age is just a number.” Yeah, PrEd, and she’s got yours.

[Hotel Snarker]

I wish the goats would have peed on him.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Age is just a number". Run from any repellent old twit who says this, young women. 

[SunnyBeBe]

Yeah….ask her if she wants more kids down the road.  If so, it’s a deal breaker for Ed, right?

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

OMFG, did he just punch a goat?

No, he went home to choke the chicken.

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh man, sticking around next week for Brittany's near drowning.

I will see you all around the forum! For now, I hope you have a great night! Peace out.

[Pepper Mostly]

OK folks, I'm out. Take care of yourselves and stay safe! Wear your masks! Hope to see some of you on Friday for Love After Lockup! 

[Gobi]

Till next time.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

No, he went home to choke the chicken.

Aaaaand, DEAD. Thanks for killing me @Gobi, under the wire!

[DanaMB]

How did Ed’s delightful mother raise such a misogynistic troll?

[magemaud]

Does Liz have a drinking problem? 

[1011101010001]

Is it me or did Olivia seem on something?  She was very um twitchy.  She has an OnlyFans so not the best judgment all around.  That won’t haunt her forever.

Nice to have a break from both Coltie and Brittany though.  Aren’t the goats supposed to climb on you during goat yoga?  I guess they were too repulsed by Ed.

[deirdra]

On 8/30/2021 at 8:10 PM, SunnyBeBe said:

Yeah….ask her if she wants more kids down the road.  If so, it’s a deal breaker for Ed, right?

Presumably she saw Ed & Rose on 90DF.  She doesn't need to wait for Ed to ask; as soon as she's had enough minutes of TV fame she can just tell him she wants 3 more kids and sweetly walk him to the door.

[Gobi]

I hope there's a rat in that hot tub.

Edited September 7, 2021 by Gobi

[charmed1]

Big Ed in a bath tub. Fucking yuck!

[Hotel Snarker]

Alright guys! Again, we start with gross creeper Pig Ed. Ugh. So repulsive.

[Pepper Mostly]

I hate Ed for myriad reasons but I really hate him for using the term "friend zone". I hate this phrase with a burning hot passion. 

[Frozendiva]

Maybe if he was actually charming.....

[Pepper Mostly]

A "nice, refreshing dinner"? What is that? Gin and tonic? 

[Frozendiva]

Too bad Liz wasn't closer to 40 years old and can see through the crap from Ed. She has been married twice, so one would think one would learn something.

Teddy is hoping for some snacks!

[Pepper Mostly]

Ed's mother has a hectic grin plastered on and it will not move for the duration of this horribly awkward dinner. 

[Gobi]

"And I never looked back. Of course, I couldn't turn my head to look back, anyway."

[Frozendiva]

Maybe Liz thinks you have some money.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, no, the whole conversation is centered on the dog. This is not good. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Big PrED? An incel? It’s more likely than you think.

[sainte-chapelle]

I think Liz must be a few cards short of a full deck if she is dating Ed.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh god, Ed is just so repulsive, he makes me queasy. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Brit is insufferable. Did they do the sex? 

[Frozendiva]

Brittany sleeps in those false lashes?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I think Liz must be a few cards short of a full deck if she is dating Ed.

Either that or she really wants to be on TV. 

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Brit is insufferable. Did they do the sex? 

She's denying it so I think yes, they totally did. 

[Hotel Snarker]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I hate Ed for myriad reasons but I really hate him for using the term "friend zone". I hate this phrase with a burning hot passion. 

"I was in the friend zone for 13 years". Um, no. You never had a shot. Stop it with this friend zone thing.

[charmed1]

I was a freshman in high school when Liz was born. The Americans on this show are so gd disgusting lusting after people younger than their own children (Ed, Grangela, Rebecca, *cough*Kenny, Mark, etc). I find them all repulsive.