90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[OneGuy]

Vanessa mismarried.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Vanessa, this is what you wanted. You knew Debbie was an overbearing kvetch long before you and Colt became an item. So you can sit down, dear.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"Life is short, and so am I."

Ed should know, what with his great age and elderly decrepitude. He probably only has a few good weeks left he's so ancient. 

Just now, OneGuy said:

Vanessa mismarried.  

DEAD

[Bees52]

Wow,  I thought Vanessa was the one woman that Debbie approved of for Colt.

Y'all, please excuse my naivete.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Vanessa, this is what you wanted. You knew Debbie was an overbearing kvetch long before you and Colt became an item. So you can sit down, dear.

Yep. You knew exactly who you were marrying and your future family dynamics. Did you think Debbie would like you and change?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Those Plaths look so children of the corn to me. And I’m not sure what tone that show is going for...is it mournful? Gothic? Tragic?

This is TLC. Its just tawdry and sordid and meretricious. And boring. 

[charmed1]

Syngin looks less stinky tonight. Every time I hear Syngin’s name, it makes me think of Syngin Powell from Mad Men.

[Gobi]

I can understand Coltee's problem. It must be tough living in the same house with your wife and your ex.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Colt and Vanessa are desperately clinging to the hopes that if they appear loony enough, Sharp will renew the contract with them. This is their audition.

[OneGuy]

I'm looking for the hat trick when Vanessa is the next to flounce.

[Frozendiva]

These folks have poor language skills.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I actually believe Deb more than Vanessa. 🤷‍♀️

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

These folks have poor language skills.

You have a positive gift for understatement. 

[OneGuy]

Calling Ed "Big Ed" is just accommodating his ego.  It's irritating.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh ick, I'm going to throw up. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Liz. Snap out of it.

[charmed1]

Was Coltee the first flounce of the evening? I was late because my dog couldn’t find the right spot to tinkle.

[kacesq]

Does everyone know that Pred had therapy? He is not very open about it.

[Frozendiva]

Ed, the average person doesn't give a crap about your awful 6 months, according to you.

[seasons]

Ed shows up and it's a comedy gig.

[Gobi]

Pred farting. TV just doesn't get any better. He stole Steph's thunder, as it were.

[Bees52]

Egg was doing a comedy gig?

Ohhh... I wonder how much admission to his show cost?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh for fucks sake. I CANNOT with this. 

[kacesq]

Just now, charmed1 said:

Was Coltee the first flounce of the evening? I was late because my dog couldn’t find the right spot to tinkle.

Debbie flounced first!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Maybe Teddy would have lasted longer if he hadn’t been forced to deal with all the stress of Ed’s relationships.

[sagittarius sue]

Just now, charmed1 said:

Was Coltee the first flounce of the evening? I was late because my dog couldn’t find the right spot to tinkle.

No, Debbie did it first.

[Hotel Snarker]

Ed should fart in a jar and give it to Stephanie.

[My Girls]

Just now, Gobi said:

Pred farting. TV just doesn't get any better. He stole Steph's thunder, as it were.

You win the internet today.  Well done.

[Pepper Mostly]

Of course he showed her the receipt. So she'd know how much he spent. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Ed is doing comedy? Oh, the grift.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

Egg was doing a comedy gig?

Ohhh... I wonder how much admission to his show cost?

It’s a great deal. They pay YOU to watch it.

[Pepper Mostly]

So, does Ed have MPD, or what? 

[kacesq]

Completely normal behavior here. And Liz if you believe that idiot you deserve every bit of misery coming your way....

[charmed1]

OMG, Liz. You cannot be this stupid. 

[Pepper Mostly]

OK, Colt's making me laugh now. 

[kacesq]

Debbie with the truth bomb there lol. 

[Frozendiva]

Ed, you're desperate. Who isn't? Uh, people who are working on loving themselves and making good choices.

[Hotel Snarker]

Seriously? Someone else messaged for Ed? That's BS.

[Welshman in Ca]

Just now, charmed1 said:

OMG, Liz. You cannot be this stupid. 

Want to bet ?

[OneGuy]

"Who's not desperate?"  Man, if this doesn't describe Ed's worldview I don't know what does.

[kacesq]

Stephanie’s tits look horrible in that dress.

[Gobi]

Will Coyote put in an appearance?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Liz got her makeup done at the Morticia Addams counter before coming to the filming.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Seriously? Someone else messaged for Ed? That's BS.

The person Ed and Liz are maligning now is calling a lawyer. I cannot BELIEVE this cockamamie story. 

[seasons]

Liz looks pretty good despite the trip on back of Ed's moped.

Edited May 24, 2022 by seasons

[Frozendiva]

Just now, OneGuy said:

"Who's not desperate?"  Man, if this doesn't describe Ed's worldview I don't know what does.

There hasn't been anyone in my life for a while. I get my remote. I am not settling for low hanging fruit.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Will Coyote put in an appearance?

If she's smart she's moved to another country and changed her name. 

[charmed1]

They invited Cock Coo to the Tell All? I think he’d be a perfect match for Debbie.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Ed, you're desperate. Who isn't? Uh, people who are working on loving themselves and making good choices.

He should have gotten another dog and freed Liz from his vortex of insanity.

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, seasons said:

Liz looks pretty good from the trip on back of Ed's moped.

And you know he puts her in a little backpack like a pet.