Love After Lockup Season 4: LIVE CHAT

[hookedontv]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Anissa is a VERY ROUGH 51. The bags under her eyes are the size of Volkswagons. 

Anissa is delusional. “He used me for money the first two times, but it’s different this time.” 
 

And she is really rough looking 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

I wonder how many of the dogs are ex-cons from the pound?

Pit bulls and Parolees.

[candall]

The bar is subterranean, but I'm still liking Josh.  He's okay with a pack of hounds, loves his granny.  Plus, unlike Doug, he doesn't even consider stomping his girlfriend to death when he finds her curled up behind a concrete divider in a pickle suit.

[WaltersHair]

It's Electric Blue Suit all over again!

[shantown]

11 years?! Ugh, this is painful to watch.

[Gobi]

Just now, For Cereals said:

Did she just use an Oral B on her brows?

That's the only oral she'll be getting tonight.

[Pepper Mostly]

You know what would be hilarious if some other guy named Jeff got off the bus and was all WTF??

[goofygirl]

Wait, WHUT??? Jeff didn't show up for Anissa AGAIN?? Aw, hell no!

[RealReality]

LOL, she is going to have Daonte pay to get her glammed up so she can meet the man she wants to be with.  LOL.  Its so wonderful that he is so unsympathetic. 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, candall said:

The bar is subterranean, but I'm still liking Josh.  He's okay with a pack of hounds, loves his granny.  Plus, unlike Doug, he doesn't even consider stomping his girlfriend to death when he finds her curled up behind a concrete divider in a pickle suit.

Relationship goals...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Wait, WHUT??? Jeff didn't show up for Anissa AGAIN?? Aw, hell no!

I know! What are the odds?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Wait, WHUT??? Jeff didn't show up for Anissa AGAIN?? Aw, hell no!

Right? Impossible! I'm SHATTERED.

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, he was using her for money the first two times. But NOW he truly loves her. 

I DAMN NEAR THREW MY SHOE AT THE TV. Look: I know loneliness can be a motherfucker but go on Match.com, damn!

[RealReality]

oh no, she has a sign!

[shantown]

Anissa should try to get on Catfish instead, she's on the wrong reality show!

[candall]

Oh, you guys.  She just miscalculated.  It's NEXT time that Jeff's not going to use her for money.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

I DAMN NEAR THREW MY SHOE AT THE TV. Look: I know loneliness can be a motherfucker but go on Match.com, damn!

Its been eleven years! She could have joined Match at 40 and be married to a nice mechanic or truck driver or pharmacist by now.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Anissa, you should be happy that you ducked a bullet. Oops, he showed up? WTF?

[For Cereals]

She really is Angela 2.0.  She likes to set shit on fire in the yard too.

Edited July 17, 2021 by For Cereals

[goofygirl]

But.. but.. there he IS!

[LucyEth]

What was he hiding in the bushes.   Did we miss him getting off the bus?

Edited July 17, 2021 by LucyEth

[hookedontv]

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

I DAMN NEAR THREW MY SHOE AT THE TV. Look: I know loneliness can be a motherfucker but go on Match.com, damn!

I’m doing the dating site thing - I am NOT doing the prison website thing. 
 

Oh, this guy showed up! His voice tho! 

[Floatingbison]

The dramatic delay seems a little producer-driven.  I wonder if they have a blooper reel at the end of the season for outtakes.

[shantown]

George Glass' brother actually showed!

[RealReality]

Take THAT! third times the charm and showing up totally proves he isn't using her!

I wonder how many women said no before he went with this backup plan?  Like 7 at least right?

[Pepper Mostly]

And her first impulse is to take the dress that she bought and paid for, and burn it. She might as well have "I self sabotage" stamped on her forehead. 

[OoogleEyes]

Wow, he's a rough looking 40, so this is a match made in tobacco heaven!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Holy moly, Jeff is quite a catch. His smile lights up the room. 😂

[hookedontv]

Just now, LucyEth said:

What was hd hiding in the bushes.   Did we miss him getting off the bus?

I wish he wore a pickle suit. 

[WaltersHair]

Josh is a hard 40 though.

[For Cereals]

His eyes are really bloodshot 

[Gobi]

Jeff - " An lak the sign, 'Wel come ho me Jeff'.

[WaltersHair]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Wow, he's a rough looking 40, so this is a match made in tobacco heaven!

ha! You beat me to it.

[Pepper Mostly]

Gawd, his teeth. He looks like a Jack O'Lantern.

[candall]

That mouth should be condemned.  He's chomping a giant wad of gum at the same time he's blowing cigarette smoke through the big hole in his front teeth. 

Kiss me, you fool!

[Floatingbison]

Just now, hookedontv said:

I’m doing the dating site thing - I am NOT doing the prison website thing. 
 

Oh, this guy showed up! His voice tho! 

Mrs. FB and I met on eharmony, so it does work.   Take it slow, view it as meeting friends and don't worry about love and marriage, and do your due diligence.  

[Empress1]

3 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

I’m doing the dating site thing - I am NOT doing the prison website thing. 
 

Oh, this guy showed up! His voice tho! 

Apps/sites are fine! I’ve met some great men on apps and know a lot of married couples that met that way. I ran into an old friend at a party a few years ago and she had her new husband with her & I asked how they met and he said “How does anybody meet these days?” and mimed typing.

This guy looks … sketchy. “There’s not been a moment that I doubted being with her…” BRUH, EXCEPT THE TWO TIMES YOU STOOD HER UP?!

Edited July 17, 2021 by Empress1

[RealReality]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

Josh is a hard 40 though.

So, at the end of the day, its like a 70 year old dating a 50 year old

[LucyEth]

Another charmer

[Persnickety1]

Anissa, LAL's own future Miss Havisham.  

 

[hookedontv]

Doug makes me anxious, I feel like he’s one step away from raging at his stupid wife and poor little boy. 

[RealReality]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Gawd, his teeth. He looks like a Jack O'Lantern.

damn it, I was looking at the chat and missed it!

[goofygirl]

I'm having a hard time understanding what Jeff is saying but I did get the impression he didn't like Kyle being in the back seat??

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

His eyes are really bloodshot 

He's on the wacky tobaccy!

His mouth is like a dental graveyard where good oral hygiene goes to die.

[RealReality]

Just now, hookedontv said:

Doug makes me anxious, I feel like he’s one step away from raging at his stupid wife and poor little boy. 

I totally feel the same way.  Ick. Rachel is just the sort to let him beat the snot out of that kid without saying a word.  

just flexing!

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, candall said:

That mouth should be condemned.  He's chomping a giant wad of gum at the same time he's blowing cigarette smoke through the big hole in his front teeth. 

Kiss me, you fool!

DEAD!

[Gobi]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

He's on the wacky tobaccy!

The Devil's lettuce!

Is that polony?

[Empress1]

Just now, RealReality said:

I totally feel the same way.  Ick. Rachel is just the sort to let him beat the snot out of that kid without saying a word.  

just flexing!

I could easily see him hitting that kid. He knows nothing about being a parent; when Jr. exasperates him, I can see Sr. going off.

[RealReality]

bologna in a microwave on a paper plate. just flexin!

Edited July 17, 2021 by RealReality

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, here he is, the Bologna Connoisseur

Edited July 17, 2021 by Pepper Mostly