Love After Lockup Season 4: LIVE CHAT

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

I’m a young Bowie fan (35). Last time he toured I was a senior in high school (a reality tour) and I lived 3 hours from the closest city and my parents wouldn’t let me go. I’m still upset about it. 
 

Never got much into Tin Machine but should probably try them out again (last time I listened was in high school. 

People didn't like Tin Machine all that much.  I experienced them in real time. . . they played like dreams but David was short on material at the time.

[Gobi]

Gee, I hope we get to visit with Brittany's meth head mom again.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, here we come, an update on boring old Brittany and Marcellino. Yawn. 

Don't get me wrong, I'm watching. 

[candall]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhh.  It's Marcelino and Britnzzzz. . . zz. . z

 

Next week, snark frens.

[Ladystardust]

NO MORE BRITTANY AND MARCELINO. 

Well I don’t need an update on these 2 since they never leave my tv so I’m out. Thanks for letting me join in!

[goofygirl]

Made me laugh out loud tonight!

Happy 4th people!! Stay safe and be careful!

[Auntie Anxiety]

So have a great Independence Day weekend, kids. Lots of hamburgers and hot dogs and all sorts of stuff to make up for last year. See you all next Friday for this fabulous snarkfest. Be strong, stay well and live your best life.

[OoogleEyes]

I forgot that we aren't officially on "live chat" 

Over and out until next week, frens!

[JenE4]

$40 a week for Belly Button Lee to talk about Brittany’s navel inspections?!? Whyyyyy?? Whyyyyy do we need to be subjected to this?!?

[goofygirl]

13 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

What was that crazy lady’s name? I only remember her Aunt Diane! She got her beau in trouble with parole and ran him off within 2-3 days of being out and filming.

I remember her CRAY CRAY but her name..... Hmm.  HEATHER??

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

NO MORE BRITTANY AND MARCELINO. 

Well I don’t need an update on these 2 since they never leave my tv so I’m out. Thanks for letting me join in!

Glad to have you, welcome!! 

Good night, peeps! See you all next week, in fine snarking fettle! Have a good week!

[Gobi]

Till next week, snarkers and snarkettes! 

By the way, I kinda need $30K to pay for some bail. Apple gift cards would be great.

[Coltee Gal]

Please someone make a gif or a meme with the wigs riding in the back of Stan’s car. I’m fucking 💀

[Coltee Gal]

Until next week bunkies. I’m off to strap my wigged mannequin heads into the backseat of my car and load up the bologna in the trunk. Also, “it’s a dog eat dog world and I’m wearing no underwear” 😆

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Live chat is open for your posting pleasure! Freak in the Sheets is being shown again now. 

[OoogleEyes]

9 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Live chat is open for your posting pleasure! 

Whoot! I got my prison hootch and trunk baloney and I'm ready to rumble 

Edited July 10, 2021 by OoogleEyes

[Pepper Mostly]

Hello homies! I've got a thousand bucks in my bra and a fresh pressed pickle suit! Let's do this!

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ve been waiting for you all at the gas station/quikmart at exit 10 off the Mass Pike all day! So glad you finally showed up.

[OoogleEyes]

Did you see how cheap the gasoline was? It's a steal! Maybe that's why Ray was taken back to prison 

[Pepper Mostly]

@Auntie Anxiety Did you have matching T shirts made? How were we supposed to recognize you? 

I'm rewatching now--Jesus, Brittany was really pushy with those shirts. "I had shirts made. Go put them on". 

Edited July 10, 2021 by Pepper Mostly

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ve been jonesing for a snark session all week long. Someone needs to call Intervention on my behalf. I promise I’ll make it seem like I didn’t know anything about it when I’m confronted. 

@Pepper Mostly, are you still retired? 🥳

Edited July 10, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’ve been jonesing for a snark session all week long. Someone needs to call Intervention on my behalf. I promise I’ll make it seem like I didn’t know anything about it when I’m confronted. 

Just know that we love you like crazy. 

[Gobi]

I've got my bewigged mannequin heads lined up and I'm ready to snark!

[candall]

I saw the preview for tonight's epic effort.  Our man Stan is a HOOT!  A hoot of a coot.  A coot with a bulge in his trousers he'd like to discuss.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’ve been jonesing for a snark session all week long. Someone needs to call Intervention on my behalf. I promise I’ll make it seem like I didn’t know anything about it when I’m confronted. 

@Pepper Mostly, are you still retired? 🥳

SAME! Missing 90 Day this week really left a void. 

I have just completed my first full week of retirement and its agreeing with me very well indeed. 

[OoogleEyes]

I love how she was able to keep her false eyelashes attached through her shower 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Daonte: "Nicolle is the best decision is have made in my life"

Me: "Daonte has made a lot of incredibly bad decisions" 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stan is unapologetically horny and doesn’t care what anyone says about it. Lisa’s magic vagina did its job.

Edited July 10, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety
I’m my own grammar and punctuation police.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

I have just completed my first full week of retirement and its agreeing with me very well indeed. 

Ain't it grand?😍😍

 

Okay, I'm going to bop Stan over the head and steal that Mustang. 

NO REGERTS

Edited July 10, 2021 by OoogleEyes

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Stan. My sweet summer child. A couple of years inside, bad haircut, lots of drugs, a broken nose, and an extra 40 pounds can do a number on a person. 

[candall]

I hope they don't save Stan's reunion with his shy lady love because it is Love After Lockup GOLD.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Seatbelts fastened and trays in the upright position, kids.

[kacesq]

Hello my friends!!! So happy to be spending Friday night with you!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Daonte: "Nicolle is the best decision is have made in my life"

Me: "Daonte has made a lot of incredibly bad decisions" 

Right? Daonte has clearly made some questionable life choices. 

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Ain't it grand?😍😍

Oh I love it so. I've done virtually nothing for the last 3 days. I finished a book and shopped online and lounged like it was my job. Because it IS my job now!

[Gobi]

So, did Doug and Rachel consulate their marriage?

Edited July 10, 2021 by Gobi

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Seatbelts fastened and trays in the upright position, kids.

"We might experience some mild turbulence."

Plane nosedives

[kacesq]

Lisa underwhelms me..

[OoogleEyes]

OMG, she does look like her brother 

[Pepper Mostly]

She does look like a boy. 

Her prison wife must have liked her that way. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lisa looks kinda crazy different.

[kacesq]

Stan needs to keep his tongue in his mouth. For the THs lol

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, Stan, at least wait until you are out of the parking lot!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stan is going to have to stop at the nearest rest area to um, relieve himself.

[kacesq]

So that’s the Bret Michaels wig clearly.

[WaltersHair]

Dear God, Talking Head Wig of Doom

[candall]

And look!  Stan does not shrink from his newly butchy lady fair!

Well, okay, he does immediately pull out a blonde fall for her to wear, but still.

[Pepper Mostly]

JESUS she looks rough. The longer I look the rougher she seems. 

[For Cereals]

Straight jacket in the basement 

[OoogleEyes]

What is UP with those teef?

Stan's TH is really creepy. And that's on purpose 

Edited July 10, 2021 by OoogleEyes

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Yes, Stan, we all know what you are hoping for when you get home.