S12.E06: Defending Your Wife

[Crashcourse]

19 minutes ago, Silver Bells said:

If Hailey is and wants to be independent, why in hell did she get married?  She came right out and told him she wants to do what and when she wants to.  How nice for her.  Is this a one way marriage or what?  Not a nice thing to say.

I like Haley but I have to agree with this.  She was going on and on about being independent, but I also began to wonder why she got married.  

Edited February 18, 2021 by Crashcourse

[Hangin Out]

14 minutes ago, Soup333 said:

Virginia needs help. I could never stand to be around someone who needs to drink and party like that. Maybe I’m old but hell naw. Absolutely not. 

It’s daytime and they both are slurring their words.  She is a problem and he will lose his job.  Who drinks day and night?  Even if it’s your honeymoon.

[Crashcourse]

Virginia.  No one wants to hear any advice out of your drunk mouth.

[Straycat80]

The producers probably set up this conversation between Clara, Virginia, and Chris. It’s not their business of course but they’re on a reality show and someone needed to say these things to Chris out loud instead of thinking them. 

[gonecrackers]

Why the hell didn't that van stop & leave Chris (& Paige if she wants to be with him) by the side of the highway??

[Mindthinkr]

Chris was amped up for this fight on the bus. This is a guy who isn’t used to not getting his way and doesn’t believe in accountability. 

[Empress1]

I ... actually agree with Chris here re: the argument with Clara and Virginia after the ATV riding. Like, I can understand why he would feel attacked; the women were attacking him, and he does not in fact owe them an explanation for how he’s handling his marriage. If they’re trying to be supportive of Paige, they should address that with Paige by asking what she needs - she didn’t ask them to step to Chris, and I don’t think she would.

And Virginia is a drunk; she just had this conversation with Erik except he didn’t call her “a drunk.” 

Edited February 18, 2021 by Empress1

[Soup333]

So Chris wanted to stop talking but intentionally waited until they were in the van to bring it up again. That was admittedly premeditated. 

[spunky]

Chris is officially worse than Luke, Zach, Michael and Brandon combined.  He's definitely on the same level as Ryan D. He has no problem bucking up to a woman,  but I'm sure he'd fall back if someone who could beat the snot out of him was in his face. 

[Mindthinkr]

4 minutes ago, Silver Bells said:

It’s daytime and they both are slurring their words.  She is a problem and he will lose his job.  Who drinks day and night?  Even if it’s your honeymoon.

To be honest on a vacation I’ve been known to have a Bloody Mary or a Mimosa for breakfast. Then I switch to water. Mind you I have coffee or tea at breakfast too. It’s the constant drinking that they do that scares me. 

[Soup333]

Y’all. Everybody dressed up for dinner and Clara did her hair like this?? Baby, noooo. 

Paige will spend the rest of her life apologizing for this asshole because she believes Jesus wants this for her. 

[Empress1]

Just now, Mindthinkr said:

To be honest on a vacation I’ve been known to have a Bloody Mary or a Mimosa for breakfast. Then I switch to water. Mind you I have coffee or tea at breakfast too. It’s the constant drinking that they do that scares me. 

Yes. I don’t like Bloody Marys but I like mimosas and I’ll have one for breakfast on vacation too. Hell, if I’m at an all-inclusive resort, I’m drinking - I paid for it! But Virginia appears to drink nearly constantly, and she pounds her drinks as though her goal is to get drunk, not to enjoy what she’s drinking, and that would bother me.

... Okay, I can’t defend “I’m going to make life hell on this bus.”

[Hangin Out]

Haley, be honest and don’t give false hopes.  Obviously, you don’t care for him.  Call it a day.  That’s why I don’t believe in this shit.  I believe in full blast love to get married.  Haley looks like she’s in pain when she’s with Jake.  She’s too uncomfortable.  I have a feeling that she thinks she’s better than him for some reason.

[Straycat80]

If you want privacy Chris, quit this REALITY show immediately. Chris and Paige are making this show uncomfortable to watch and it’s really a huge downer. 

Edited February 18, 2021 by Straycat80

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, Soup333 said:

Y’all. Everybody dressed up for dinner and Clara did her hair like this?? Baby, noooo. 

Paige will spend the rest of her life apologizing for this asshole because she believes Jesus wants this for her. 

That is gym hair.

[Crashcourse]

Jake's face is hilarious looking at Chris.

 

[gonecrackers]

1 minute ago, Crashcourse said:

Jake's face is hilarious looking at Chris.

 

He just wants his damn steak.

[Crashcourse]

1 minute ago, Silver Bells said:

Haley, be honest and don’t give false hopes.  Obviously, you don’t care for him.  Call it a day.  That’s why I don’t believe in this shit.  I believe in full blast love to get married.  Haley looks like she’s in pain when she’s with Jake.  She’s too uncomfortable.  I have a feeling that she thinks she’s better than him for some reason.

I don't get the impression that she thinks she's better than him, it's that she's not attracted to him and maybe is repulsed by him.  

[Soup333]

1 minute ago, Crashcourse said:

Jake's face is hilarious looking at Chris.

 

Jake is over this bullshit and he’s not alone. 

Just now, Crashcourse said:

I don't get the impression that she thinks she's better than him, it's that she's not attracted to him and maybe is repulsed by him.  

I think it’s repulsed. 

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, gonecrackers said:

He just wants his damn steak.

He just said that! “The food should be here soon and I’m hungry.” Jake might be growing on me.

[Crashcourse]

1 minute ago, Soup333 said:

I think it’s repulsed. 

I know I would be.  There's just something about him that's just too cave mannish.  

[CSunshine76]

Erik and drunk girl....always late and f’ing up the situation!

[Empress1]

Virginia’s lateness would really annoy me. I think chronic lateness is so rude.

[gonecrackers]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Virginia’s lateness would really annoy me. I think chronic lateness is so rude.

People who are chronically late are 'me monsters' - they think it's their world.

[Crashcourse]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Virginia’s lateness would really annoy me. I think chronic lateness is so rude.

And especially being drunk.  To be honest, she doesn't look clean.  

[LennieBriscoe]

Jake's thought bubble: "Am I looking better to you now, Hales?!"

[Soup333]

Jake just patiently waiting on his food. Poor guy. 

[gonecrackers]

1 minute ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Jake's thought bubble: "Am I looking better to you now, Hales?!"

And "Guess I'm not gonna get my steak now..."

[VioletNevermind]

All of these men showboating with their new wives is about 80% to blame for the antics at dinner.  Calm down, gentlemen. 

 

[humbleopinion]

 

3 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Jake's thought bubble: "Am I looking better to you now, Hales?!"

Haley’s thought bubble: “Gross...I think I can still smell Jake on me”..shudder...I want to take another hot shower with a loofah...

Edited February 18, 2021 by humbleopinion

[Hangin Out]

Paige is a dope.  She should have left that maniac in the desert by himself.  He’s a time bomb.  He’s walking up the hill and she’s following him no less.  She is one desperate woman.

Edited February 18, 2021 by Silver Bells

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, humbleopinion said:

 

Haley’s thought bubble: “Gross...I think I can still smell Jake on me”..shudder

She is a health food nut...she can smell the steak on him mixed with some desperation for love. It’s not a sweet cologne. 

[spunky]

Montre is probably wishing he still worked with David Tutera after dealing with Michael and now Chris. 

Good job living up to the angry black man stereotype Chris. 

Edited February 18, 2021 by spunky

[gonecrackers]

3 minutes ago, Silver Bells said:

Paige is a dope.  She should have left that maniac in the desert by himself.  He’s a time bomb.  That’s all.

And now she's sticking up for him & blaming others on making things go wrong again, but the common denominator in everything is Chris.

Time to leave before she disappears down his crazy drain.

Edited February 18, 2021 by gonecrackers

[Crashcourse]

I like Clara but Ryan better be careful of her claws if they have sex.

[answerphone]

If we, the viewers, took just a sip of a drink 🍸every time Chris or Paige mentioned he’s a “man of God,” we would all be as drunk as Virginia. 
 

I can’t stand to look at his ugly face and hear his angry outbursts. 🤬

[Coltee Gal]

Wow...just Wow. Chris needs a beat down, psychiatric and psychological intervention. Paige already has Stockholm Syndrome. 

[Soup333]

Chris is a chaos agent. Paige is his main victim now but everyone else, including the crew, will suffer the consequences of being around him. 

There must have been a lot left on the editing floor because I don’t understand the reactions of the other couples. 

[VioletNevermind]

12 minutes ago, gonecrackers said:

People who are chronically late are 'me monsters' - they think it's their world.

“Me monsters!”  I love that.  What a perfect description. 

[Empress1]

Hayley seems like she can’t stand Jake. Her jaw is clenched, she’s holding herself tense, and she looks and sounds irritated. 

She’s another where I wonder why she got married - maybe because all her friends are? If she’s so into being independent, she should stay single. I don’t mean that unkindly, either - we need to teach people (really, women, because we’re the ones who are indoctrinated with “you’re nobody unless somebody loves you”) that being single is a totally valid and valuable path.

Edited February 18, 2021 by Empress1

[Straycat80]

Haley is so not into Jake. I’m surprised she had sex with him. 

[VioletNevermind]

I’m between 10 and 15 years older than most of these people, so I do feel a certain disconnect.  I’m finding all of them very self-centered and high-handed.  I can’t imagine speaking to someone the way a lot of them do.  Who the hell does Party Girl’s husband think he is, speaking to Chris that way, complete with wagging finger?  I mean, Chris is definitely an asshole, but to publicly lecture him like that?  Hell, no. 

Edited February 18, 2021 by Suzy Rhapsody

[humbleopinion]

4 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

Hayley seems like she can’t stand Jake. Her jaw is clenched, she’s holding herself tense, and she looks and sounds irritated. 

She is in the after glow of regret sex....

In her mind...does she hate herself more or Jake...herself...no contest.

If Jake brags about their sexy time she will cut the bitch....

Edited February 18, 2021 by humbleopinion

[Kira53]

25 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

If you want privacy Chris, quit this REALITY show immediately. Chris and Paige are making this show uncomfortable to watch and it’s really a huge downer. 

How can you have your privacy when you're on a reality show and everything you're doing just about is being filmed?

[Hangin Out]

NO APOLOGY ACCEPTED.  And leave God out of this.  God helps those who help themselves.  Get them off the show.  This is not entertaining.

[gonecrackers]

5 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

“Me monsters!”  I love that.  What a perfect description. 

Stole it from one of my fav comedians - Brian Regan.

 

[Empress1]

Just now, Suzy Rhapsody said:

I’m between 10 and 15 years older than most of these people, so I do feel a certain disconnect.  I’m finding all of them very self-centered and high-handed.  I can’t imagine speaking to someone the way a lot of them do.  Who the hell does Party Girl’s husband think he is, speaking to Chris the way he did, complete with wagging finger? I mean, Chris is definitely an asshole, but to lecture him like that?  Hell, no. 

I think that’s primarily what Chris was reacting to, and I get it. And I have to say, as a woman, I would not want a man who was all “don’t speak to my wife at all, speak to me.” I’m grown; I’ll speak with who I please, and I have no issue with saying “don’t speak to me that way” myself.

[Crashcourse]

I feel sad for Jacob and Haley.  He's a nice guy but she's definitely repulsed by him.  If she had a mate she was attracted to, I doubt she'd be going on and on about being independent.   

[Mean Jeanne]

You guys gotta give Hailey a break. I’ve been where she is, kind of. I was dating a guy that I started falling out of love with when we found out I was pregnant. So we got married because that’s what people did in 1969. I had a rough pregnancy and used it as an excuse for no sex, but soon after I gave birth he was rarin to go again and I couldn’t stand him even kissing me by then. It was a horrible situation and it just continued getting worse. For Hailey, I think maybe if she just went there she might be magically attracted to him, but it doesn’t work that way. So as I speculated last week, she’s very preoccupied now with trying to save face and ride it out till DD. But it’s really upsetting to be with someone who wants to be physical when it’s the LAST thing you want. Personally I would feel exactly the same with Jake. He’s a big eewwww for me 

[Crashcourse]

I even hate to watch Virginia eat.