S25.E03: Week 3

[Adeejay]

I am starting to wonder if Matt and Sarah had sex, because it is way too early for her to be so emotionally invested. 

[saber5055]

4 minutes ago, tennisgurl said:

Considering Kate did not make the best impression (vibrator and all that) I think she came off pretty well with that whole mess. Of course, maybe she just knows that she is going to be releasing steam with a friend that night 😉 

She should have brought her little friend to the porno book reading!

Serena took fashion advice from Matt and is wearing HER turtleneck on the date! It's a win-win!

[Stats Queen]

1 hour ago, tennisgurl said:

 Victoria is either the most obvious plant in the history of the franchise, or Matt is the dumbest person in the history of the franchise. 

Or both?

[SallyAlbright]

Sarah shouldn't have crashed the night or whatever, but the others let her ruin their evening by sitting around talking about it (and running after her to confront her) when they could have spent more time with Matt. And then they continue to complain about it the next day. Just ignore her...

Edited January 19, 2021 by SallyAlbright

[saber5055]

LOL at CH's commercial for Orbit: "If you want a great date, you've got to keep it clean." Like naked volleyball and reading porno out loud to a room full of people.

[JenE4]

Matt, do not tell this woman that you will stop by every day to personally give her a pep talk. Unless you’re pulling a Clare and Sarah is your Dale, you are going to alienate all of these other women. Oh, great, now you’re telling ALL of them if they act like this they’ll get personal attention. Bad move, my dude. Bad move! You think life is bad with one needy, moody girlfriend. You just reinforced all 27 or however many you got there to mope and manipulate you.

Edited January 19, 2021 by JenE4

[tennisgurl]

Someone on Twitter mentioned Sarah looking like Alexis from Schitt's Creek and now I cant unsee it. 

 

[saber5055]

"I love that" x 100.

[TheFinalRose]

They are so starved for content on this pandemic shutdown location that I believe the producers had Matt cut short the evening portion of the date before all the women got to speak to him just to put a bigger target on Sarah's back.  Of course, Sarah is nutz and going way overboard with her emotions. I really liked her because she looks just like Alexis from Schitt's Creek, and Alexis from Schitt's Creek is amazing.  But now Sarah is done for with this crowd.

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Someone on Twitter mentioned Sarah looking like Alexis from Schitt's Creek and now I cant unsee it. 

you posted this while I was posting the same thing! jinx. 

Edited January 19, 2021 by TheFinalRose

[saber5055]

5 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Matt, do not tell this woman that you will stop by every day to personally give her a pep talk.

But it's in the script!

[Crashcourse]

Even the donkeys know this is bullshit.

[tennisgurl]

What is with this hard line being taken against turtle pet ownership? The fuck? 

[saber5055]

WTH, a Polaroid camera? Geesh. It must have come from the 70s with the turtlenecks.

Edited January 19, 2021 by saber5055

[TomGirl]

18 minutes ago, saber5055 said:

He looks like a giant suction cup when he kisses

BWAHAHAHAHA!

[EllenB]

It's weird, Matt is really handsome in profile, but not so much from the front. It's like he has two sets of features.

[Kiss my mutt]

I’m totally expecting Sarah to come bounding down the hill to interrupt Serena’s date now! I hate Matt for enabling her and I’m pissed for the other girls. What is it that Matt sees in her anyway? Pity?
I didn’t care for Marilyn so it didn’t bother me she left. I’m actually not minding Victoria as much this episode. 
That erotica reading was just awful. I liked the women who kept it demure. 
Is Matt covering up razor rash? I just can’t with the turtlenecks. 

[saber5055]

Now Fashion Matt is wearing a suit with tennis shoes. Form your own opinion.

Matt: "I wasn't going to casually date anyone, I was only going to date someone I was going to marry."

So in other words, he's never dated ever. No wonder dude is such a carp bachelor. I also take it he has/had no money to date. Someone needs to ask him about his income now since I don't think he has any.

[Mu Shu]

My god I’m tired of these fools constantly talking about their feelings. What a bunch of neurotic people. All the self help slogans and self psychoanalysis. 

[GracieK]

Matt looks like Gonzo 

[saber5055]

Ugh. Hot tub suction cup.

[nb360]

Umm... when someone says they're falling "in like" with you, isn't that a way of saying you'd like to be friends?

[tennisgurl]

Victoria is loving not being the girl everyone hates the most for once. 

[clubsauce]

There is so much gross in this episode!
1. Don’t lean in for a kiss with YOUR MOUTH OPEN, MATT!

2. QV’s vocal fry.

3. Matt punning about “taking the reins” while on a horse. 
4. Matt! Shut your mouth!!!

[JenE4]

6 minutes ago, saber5055 said:

No wonder dude is such a carp bachelor. 

Carp bachelor? Is this a commentary on his fish-face kissing technique? 😉

Edited January 19, 2021 by JenE4

[Kiss my mutt]

He’s given out a rose on all the one on one date so far. He’s going to shit his pants when he has to send someone home from one or on a two on one date.  Not that that’s bad necessarily but he seems way out of his element here 

[saber5055]

4 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Carp bachelor? Is this a commentary on his fish-face kissing technique? 😉

LOL! Now that you mention it ...

I try not to type "crap" so have been using carp instead. Because I'm so pristine, right?

[TheFinalRose]

Someone tell these women that if Matt really wanted to talk to any of them, he would. He just would rather be flopping on the bed with Sarah! 

[JenE4]

I knew Sarah was going to be a Tierra and that these other girls were going to try to take her sparkle away! 

[Crashcourse]

1 minute ago, TheFinalRose said:

Someone tell these women that if Matt really wanted to talk to any of them, he would. He just would rather be flopping on the bed with Sarah! 

When he flopped on the bed like that, he could have hurt her if she'd been in the wrong position.   What a doofus. 

[Kiss my mutt]

I’m tired of Sarah saying how hard it is for her! I’m sure it’s hard for the other women, but you don’t see them crying about it. Matt needs to let her go for her own sake. 
The Asian girl has some major vocal fry going on. She doesn’t sound quite awake when she talks. 
The one on one dates are so boring..Thanks, Matt!

[saber5055]

"The Bachelor - Sarah" is currently trending on Twitter.

[SallyAlbright]

12 minutes ago, tennisgurl said:

Victoria is loving not being the girl everyone hates the most for once. 

She's such a bully. Absolutely loving leading the others in ganging up on someone. 

[tennisgurl]

As much as I feel bad for anyone getting ganged up on and being in a bad emotional place, Sarah really needs to stop making herself look like such a victim when she was the one who did something messed up. 

[SallyAlbright]

6 minutes ago, TheFinalRose said:

Someone tell these women that if Matt really wanted to talk to any of them, he would. He just would rather be flopping on the bed with Sarah! 

Yep. If he was that into any of them, he'd seek them out. Five minutes with Sarah whining wouldn't change that. Ignore her and let it go. They are all just looking pathetic now. 

Edited January 19, 2021 by SallyAlbright

[Mu Shu]

This shit is fucking interminable. 

[Crashcourse]

Sarah.  If you were so fucking worried about your dad you should have never gone on this show.  Go home. 

[tennisgurl]

5 minutes ago, SallyAlbright said:

She's such a bully. Absolutely loving leading the others in ganging up on someone. 

There are times when I feel bad for her, as it seems pretty obvious that she is being played as the "weirdo" and is always styled horribly next to the other girls, who all seem to be snickering at her all the time, but mostly I don't feel bad for her. She's a bully and a mean girl. 

Edited January 19, 2021 by tennisgurl

[EllenB]

Just now, Crashcourse said:

Sarah.  If you were so fucking worried about your dad you should have never gone on this show.  Go home. 

Yeah, I thought from what she said last week that he was doing okay which is why she came?

[tennisgurl]

Oh damn, Sarah got one upped. "My dad is dying" "My dad is dead" 

[Crashcourse]

1 minute ago, tennisgurl said:

Oh damn, Sarah got one upped. "My dad is dying" "My dad is dead" 

She sure did get one upped.   

[Kiss my mutt]

She doesn’t know if he has weeks to live? Bitch, why you even here?

Katie was very sweet and empathetic when she talked to her though. 
 

[EllenB]

2 minutes ago, tennisgurl said:

Oh damn, Sarah got one upped. "My dad is dying" "My dad is dead" 

Maybe we'll get a "My dad got kidnapped and is tortured every day so I had to come on the show so I can get the ring and hock it for ransom."

[tennisgurl]

Katie was quite sweet and empathetic towards Sarah, even though she was the one with the most reason to be mad at her. Katie has come off better than anyone else this week, including Matt. And Chris Harrison.

[Crashcourse]

This is painful and not even snarkworthy.

[SallyAlbright]

I'd like Katie a lot more for the way she talked to Sarah except she sat around being nasty and talking about her the entire day before. At least she seems to feel bad about it, though. 

Edited January 19, 2021 by SallyAlbright

[Crashcourse]

So no rose ceremony?  This is some bullshit.

[JenE4]

I don’t know the name of the girl who was just talking to Sarah. (was that the same one Sarah interrupted on the group date?) But that was sweet the way she both told Sarah she wants her to see it through with Matt because she wouldn’t want him wondering “What if” and also how she related with losing her father. I don’t know whether she took this initiative to comfort Sarah on her own, but if not, the producers chose the right person to talk with her.

[TomGirl]

I like Serena P.  She reminds me of Tayshia.  She seems bright, easy-going and down to earth.  Matt seemed more natural and animated talking to her than I’ve ever seen him before. 

Edited January 19, 2021 by TomGirl

[Kiss my mutt]

The woman with the Felicity hair has major eye bags and looks so old in some of the scenes. 

[Adeejay]

Katie is the voice of reason. It makes me almost want to forgive her for the dildo prank. Almost.