Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[kacesq]

Does everyone meet over the internet these days or is it just these Z list reality personalities?

[Gobi]

3 minutes ago, candall said:

Which ones did you get wrong? 

Were you surprised Marcellino was the lover and not the lockup?  He had a whole storyline last year about not finding a job that would pay him the $50k his skill and experience warranted.

I got him wrong, and I thought the woman who didn't want to move to LA was an ex-con. And I thought Angela was an ex-con, too.

Edited September 12, 2020 by Gobi

[Floatingbison]

5 minutes ago, candall said:

No shit.  Brittany has five or six kids and we've seen the last two of them born on this show!

I think she's pretty, but her skill set is narrow.

She's a fertile Myrtle. 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Sarah's asking her four year old for permission to go out. Um. 

We don’t have a SMH emoji 

[LucyEth]

This guy seems very nice

[RealReality]

Wait, so this guy spends a few days with Sarah.....with her kids?  How long have they been dating?  I mean, obviously this guy started dating her to be on TV, so hopefully that works out.  

[Pepper Mostly]

"You look nice"

"So do you"

"This is nice"

"How was your drive?"

"It was cool. Do you want some wine?"

I could listen to the sparkling, witty repartee of these two all night! 

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Why is it Michael’s business if she’s dating someone? Other than trying to make him jealous, I mean.

Ding ding ding ding! She’s still so hung up on Mumbles, she’s desperate for his attention.

good idea Sarah, make your daughter’s birthday party about you parading your new beau in front of your ex. This is very selfless of you.

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

"You look nice"

"So do you"

"This is nice"

"How was your drive?"

"It was cool. Do you want some wine?"

I could listen to the sparkling, witty repartee of these two all night! 

I pray to have such a connection with a partner. On my knees praying.

[Auntie Anxiety]

This blond chick can’t wait to stir up trouble.

[Doublemint]

This guy is not seriously interested in Sarah - after 6 months he says "isn't it too soon" to attend her dtr's birthday party.

[RealReality]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Why is it Michael’s business if she’s dating someone? Other than trying to make him jealous, I mean.

Sarah cannot WAIT to spring this on Michael.  Sarah is real delusional thinking that Michael gives a shit that she is dating anyone else.  

[Empress1]

Sarah met this dude weeks ago, he lives four hours away so they’ve probably only seen each other like three times, and he’s already met her kids?!

[LucyEth]

I don’t think Michael cares Sarah, oh you poor delusional girl.  I don’t think there will be a duel over you.

[Keywestclubkid]

Sarah it’s tacky using your daughters party to start drama with her father and your new “bf” don’t be a trash box mother 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

good idea Sarah, make your daughter’s birthday party about you parading your new beau in front of your ex. This is very selfless of you.

Don't forget she also wants to goad them into fighting! At her daughter's birthday party! 

She's a regular Princess Grace, this one. 

[RealReality]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"You look nice"

"So do you"

"This is nice"

"How was your drive?"

"It was cool. Do you want some wine?"

I could listen to the sparkling, witty repartee of these two all night! 

Um, excuse you, did you hear the exchange about the red panties.   Hilarious!

[kacesq]

And tptb are still using that horrific mug shot for Chane, lol.

[LucyEth]

Yay!  Chon, Chane and Trashy

[OoogleEyes]

Sarah loves the DRAMA. Like Michael will show up 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"You look nice"

"So do you"

"This is nice"

"How was your drive?"

"It was cool. Do you want some wine?"

I could listen to the sparkling, witty repartee of these two all night! 

It pales in comparison to FlapJack ironing his shirt on the kitchen counter.

[Gobi]

Who is this low rent Darcey?

[Keywestclubkid]

Lacy doesn’t have her pimp ride anymore what happened 

[kacesq]

Wow Lacey looks like she’s aged. A lot. Very hard looking.

[RealReality]

Just now, LucyEth said:

I don’t think Michael cares Sarah, oh you poor delusional girl.  I don’t think there will be a duel over you.

This is why Maria isn't invited.  Because Sarah wants men fighting over her.  Good luck girl. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Lacey's lipstick make her lips look even more like infected hemorrhoids.

[kacesq]

Just now, Gobi said:

Who is this low rent Darcey?

This is Lacey and men fight over her. Seriously.

[RealReality]

Just now, LucyEth said:

Yay!  Chon, Chane and Trashy

Lacey's upper lip is giving me Scott vibes.  

 

Just now, kacesq said:

This is Lacey and men fight over her. Seriously.

Well, TWO men, who both have a criminal record and a history of drug use. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Yes it’s John that’s manipulative not lacy good god Shaun you are a fucking idiot 

[kacesq]

Who told Chon that hair style looked good.

Chon’s in jail...who won the pool on that?

[Gobi]

"Hello, Clarice."

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, RealReality said:

Um, excuse you, did you hear the exchange about the red panties.   Hilarious!

The spirit of Noel Coward is grinding his ghostly molars to powder because he is wishing he'd thought of something so witty. 

Just now, Gobi said:

Who is this low rent Darcey?

When one considers that Darcy is a low rent Kardashian, is Lacey a low low rent Kardashian? 

Looks like Lacey used her last paycheck for new extensions and a fresh round of botox. 

Oh, John's back in jail so Lacey needs some regular dick. 

[DanaMB]

Ugh, I'm so ashamed I find Chon sexy.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Chon is in jail so Lacey wants Chayne back!

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Who is this low rent Darcey?

Oh Gobi I am so happy that you are here and I can view these idiots through your virgin eyes

[RealReality]

Oh Chon....what happened boo?

And Chane is really committed to that ridiculous beard.

Oh shit, this preview!

Edited September 12, 2020 by RealReality

[For Cereals]

Who keeps agreeing to give these guys Caesar cuts?!

[kacesq]

These previews for Love After Lockup make me want to skip Life After, dammit. 

[Floatingbison]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Oh Gobi I am so happy that you are here and I can view these idiots through your virgin eyes

Like a virgin, 

Snarking for the very first time . . . . 

[Empress1]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Chon is in jail so Lacey wants Chayne back!

The only reason Lacey called Shane is that John is in jail. Point blank period.

[LucyEth]

This has to be joke with Lacey, she threw out Shane and said it was mistake and she wanted and loved John, now she is telling Shane she made a mistake with John.  Girl need serious help.

[Gobi]

Just now, kacesq said:

These previews for Love After Lockup make me want to skip Life After, dammit. 

 They make me want to skip life.

[LucyEth]

4 minutes ago, DanaMB said:

Ugh, I'm so ashamed I find Chon sexy.

I prefer him over Chane

Edited September 12, 2020 by LucyEth

[Doublemint]

OK, she wants Sean because John is in jail - these guys are both idiots.    W hat is this new thing of calling guys a "bitch".   I thought bitch was feminine and bastard was male? (asking for a friend, (an old friend).

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, LucyEth said:

This has to be joke with Lacey, she threw out Shane and said it was mistake and she wanted and loved John, now she is telling Shane she made a mistake with John.  Girl need serious help.

She just wants dick and someone to manipulate till John is back out of jail

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

Who keeps agreeing to give these guys Caesar cuts?!

Some intern at Sharp who wants to be hired when she graduates from her TV production program. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, RealReality said:

Lacey's upper lip is giving me Scott vibes.  

 

Well, TWO men, who both have a criminal record and a history of drug use. 

Hey now, one of them went in for Malicious Wounding. I mean he "caught a case of malicious wounding."  Chayne is a high achiever!

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

The spirit of Noel Coward is grinding his ghostly molars to powder because he is wishing he'd thought of something so witty. 

When one considers that Darcy is a low rent Kardashian, is Lacey a low low rent Kardashian? 

Looks like Lacey used her last paycheck for new extensions and a fresh round of botox. 

Oh, John's back in jail so Lacey needs some regular dick. 

Lacey is a no rent Kardashian.  

[DanaMB]

Lamar makes me laugh.

[Pepper Mostly]

Lamar absolutely kills me. He is funny. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

6 minutes ago, RealReality said:

 

Well, TWO men, who both have a criminal record and a history of drug use. 

An embarrassment of riches.

[RealReality]

LMAO @ Lamar.   I've always wanted to try one of those fresh fruit stands in LA, but I'm too scared because I've had bad experiences with street fruit.