Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[Squee Bastard]

sorry...never mind

Edited September 11, 2020 by Squee Bastard

[candall]

Oh good, so we're on for tonight?  This has been a rough day.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I didn’t watch the prior season(s?) and I couldn’t find the episodes online (downloaded WETV app), so I don’t know how much I can add to the Live Chat but I will definitely be following along and maybe adding a comment or two. Something tells me that it won’t take long to figure out their backstories. 

@Squee Bastard It might not help, but it definitely wouldn’t hurt. 

[OoogleEyes]

I'm fascinated by Quaalude's braid pattern 

Happy Friday all! Ready for some LAL live chat

Edited September 12, 2020 by OoogleEyes

[Pepper Mostly]

Hello everyone! Its been a rough week so I'm counting on some fine, fresh baked snark, friends! 

[candall]

I'm tempted to rewind and see how many times Vocabulary Barbie calls Shawn "Dude," but it would probably just piss me off even more.

[Pepper Mostly]

Destinee is chasing Shawn away as fast as she can. He put up her bond, that's all she cares about. She'll be gone as soon as she clears out his bank account.

[Gobi]

Hi! I got all your names tattooed on me in four different languages.

[OoogleEyes]

She whacked the shit out of him!

[Squee Bastard]

Michael and Sarah make pretty babies.

[Floatingbison]

Hey everyone, it's been a week. Incredibly smokey here, and our house No. 2 (white privilege) is in Zone 2 for Evacuation, which means "be ready to evacuate". 

[Pepper Mostly]

I've redecorated the whole house just like you wanted. You can see it looks just like the pictures. If you squint and tilt your head just a little to the right. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Andddddd the closed captioning has been turned on.

[kacesq]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Hey everyone, it's been a week. Incredibly smokey here, and our house No. 2 (white privilege) is in Zone 2 for Evacuation, which means "be ready to evacuate". 

Yikes!! Hopefully some snark can give you some relief tonite!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Hey everyone, it's been a week. Incredibly smokey here, and our house No. 2 (white privilege) is in Zone 2 for Evacuation, which means "be ready to evacuate". 

Oh my god. I hope you make it through safely. 

[OoogleEyes]

Angela's RULES!

[LucyEth]

She’s an animal, it always amazes me that these women think these loser have an endless amount of money to spend on them.  

[kacesq]

Angela, classy as ever. Must be the name.

[Pepper Mostly]

Angie, pro tip. Do not look for a new guy on a prison pen pal website. 

[Doublemint]

Hi everyone - having trouble with my charger - don't know how long I can hang on tonight.

[Floatingbison]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hello everyone! Its been a rough week so I'm counting on some fine, fresh baked snark, friends! 

Sorry Pepper, I know what you mean.  Long week, even with the holiday.

[Gobi]

I don't know any of these people.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Would anyone here trust their mental health to this crazy ass woman? Bueller? Bueller?

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Hey everyone, it's been a week. Incredibly smokey here, and our house No. 2 (white privilege) is in Zone 2 for Evacuation, which means "be ready to evacuate". 

STAY SAFE!

[RealReality]

JFC....Brittney and Marcelino again?  Why?  I'd rather catch up with that crazy chick with the high pitched voice or the guy with the tragic face tattoo.  The two of them are boring AND tryhard. 

[Squee Bastard]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Andddddd the closed captioning has been turned on.

You'll need it especially when you meet Michael, AKA Mumbles

[RealReality]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Angie, pro tip. Do not look for a new guy on a prison pen pal website. 

Oh please, who do you think you're talking to.  OF COURSE she is going to find another inmate

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Sorry Pepper, I know what you mean.  Long week, even with the holiday.

People seem edgy. Everyone is starting fights with me on the internet. I take that shit to heart. Don't anyone start a fight with me! I'll do a Darcy and cry. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Angela, get a dog. It’s much easier.

[kacesq]

Pepper, Angela is not listening to you lol.

[RealReality]

Angie needs to be worried about catching coronavirus AND syphilis from Tony.

OMG, she really wants another prison pen pal!

[LucyEth]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I don't know any of these people.

These are from last season

[OoogleEyes]

Jesus Angela. that's all of us during quarantine 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Shout out to the camera person who got the shot of the cigarette butt in the toilet.  An appropriate image for Angela.

[Pepper Mostly]

ANGELA FOR CRYING OUT LOUD HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?!

Just now, kacesq said:

Pepper, Angela is not listening to you lol.

She's starting a fight with me too. WAH!

[kacesq]

Mumbles is still a liar and still with that hosebeast Maria. Ugh.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Having to hide in order to talk to your baby mama is a sign of a healthy relationship!

[Squee Bastard]

Maria's been rode HARD.

[LucyEth]

Just now, kacesq said:

Mumbles is still a liar and still with that hosebeast Maria. Ugh.

Perfect description of Maria

[RealReality]

Wow Sarah, way to take a stand.  

Also, maybe conserve water?

Can the magician magically turn Michael into more than a sperm donor?

[candall]

"I've moved on."  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Squee Bastard]

Just now, RealReality said:

Wow Sarah, way to take a stand.  

Also, maybe conserve water?

Can the magician magically turn Michael into more than a sperm donor?

Even Penn and Teller couldn't do that!

[Pepper Mostly]

Sarah is just triumphant that dickweed Michael came over and they banged. Girl. The guy's a tomcat. Luring him into bed is not exactly a tribute to your enticing seduction skills. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

No wonder Murgh has so many women in his life.  His stealth skills are so good.  Take phone call next to the door while pretending to shower.  No one will hear him. 

[RealReality]

Michael does MIND staying "at the crib" with his own children?  Its like he is doing Sarah a favor by acting like a father for like five minutes.  

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I don't know any of these people.

You need to do some bingeing of last (?) Season 

[Pepper Mostly]

When people on these shows aren't getting pedicures, they're folding laundry. 

[kacesq]

Are they really doing a pregnancy storyline with these two again??? Argh. Mumbles you’ve never made your kids a priority. Ever.

[Pepper Mostly]

So, pool? How long till Michael is back in jail?

[LucyEth]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

When people on these shows aren't getting pedicures, they're folding laundry. 

Or outside smoking