Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[Gobi]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

I don't think I've ever seen a phone with that many cracks in it.

I don't think I've ever seen a person with that much crack in them.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I wonder if Krusty ever asked John about his hundreds of  other marriages and why they broke up.

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Is Kristiana getting even bigger?

She looks preggers

[kacesq]

John thinks he is quite the player proclaiming his many infidelities.

[Pepper Mostly]

Kristianna's self sabotage is epic. Your sister threw herself at your husband. And now she is determined to fuck up your life, have you and your mother lose your home and means of support. 

[Keywestclubkid]

He was torn... lol ummm don’t kiss your wife’s sister lol 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

John thinks he is quite the player proclaiming his many infidelities.

Clyde Barrow likes to live on the edge.

[Gobi]

"We made vowels! And your behavior was not consonant with those vowels!"

[Pepper Mostly]

Kristianna is dying to use again. She'll find any excuse. 

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"I brought you some coffee. With a slug of bourbon in it"

I've been Pandemic Watching Wooster and Jeeves . Jeeves would *totally* bring Bertie bourbon spiked tea in bed

[candall]

Kristianna is sitting there like a disgruntled Buddha with a cig.

[kacesq]

Will we get an update on Scott and Lindsay? Maybe a shot of her in prison for our enjoyment?

[Auntie Anxiety]

I say this every week: Mama June is a hard no for me.

[WaltersHair]

Just make it work, Kristiana. Revenge is best served cold/ continuing the Star Trek quotes

Edited March 13, 2021 by WaltersHair

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

Did Billy Bob Thornton just join the show?

Billy Bob has joined the chat..

[LEILANI2]

Kristiana is dead inside.  Her eyes are soulless.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

Will we get an update on Scott and Lindsay? Maybe a shot of her in prison for our enjoyment?

OHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASE

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I say this every week: Mama June is a hard no for me.

Agreed. I could barely stand how trashy the whole crew was back in the Toddlers and Tiaras days. 

[tearsandhysteria]

It just dawned on me of that when I see Kristi I think of Amber Portwood off of teen mom. I haven't watched that show in years but they remind me of each other in some way.

Edited March 13, 2021 by tearsandhysteria

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I say this every week: Mama June is a hard no for me.

Same. Also why is June yelling in every promo?

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

OHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASE

I need more jailhouse makeup tips

[Floatingbison]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Clyde Barrow likes to live on the edge.

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

My fascination with Flap’s top lip hasn’t waned.

[Gobi]

A foot fetish? Just what this show lacked.

[Maybeitsme]

Feet really, her feet?

[candall]

I think they're doing a good job so far of wrapping up the individual story lines.  There's enough time to show everyone sailing off into the sunset if they don't cut it too short for the sake of previewing Mama June's fucking redemption.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Do you think Sammy watches that foot doctor show on TLC?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

My fascination with Flap’s top lip hasn’t waned.

Lord knows what it looks like now. Probably the size of a small cutting board.

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

My fascination with Flap’s top lip hasn’t waned.

Lippy!!!!

SPRINKLES!!!!!

[OoogleEyes]

Foot Fetish? Well of course, this is exactly what this show needs 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cynthia pitching a spin off? 90 Day Rehab? 

[Maybeitsme]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

My fascination with Flap’s top lip hasn’t waned.

And why would it? We were all left hanging

and laughing at lindsey's stupid ass

[LucyEth]

Guess they only went to see that awful Ed like grandmother once.  I hope Cynthia will be okay.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Foot Fetish? Well of course, this is exactly what this show needs 

I did feel that there was something missing. It wasn't quite icky enough.

[Gobi]

"I've never seen my mother so ready to help herself to some mutha fucken crack."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Marcelino can’t wait to get Cynthia out of this life, even if it’s just for a few months.

[candall]

5 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Will we get an update on Scott and Lindsay? Maybe a shot of her in prison for our enjoyment?

No kidding.  I want to know exactly what her violation was.  I want some footage of her in handcuffs.  I'd like a final interview with her on the other side of the smeary glass.  I'd like it if she asked Scott to put some money on her books and he said "Sorry, Charlie."

 

Wow, I have quite a bit of pent up resentment toward Lindsay.

[Coltee Gal]

My G-d Brittany is fucking insufferable 

[LucyEth]

I’d like to see Lyndsey and Destinie as roommates

[Floatingbison]

Ewwww, that nose was effed up!

[Pepper Mostly]

Meanwhile, in Kansas City, Shavel is still screaming like a fishwife. How delightful. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Those crazy kids, Shavel and Qualuude. I’m guessing the daughter will be calling some other man Daddy in 3.....2....1.

[LucyEth]

Qualude is delusional, he hardly tried at all, he only took things.

[LEILANI2]

Shavel does not have the body for these unitards.

[Gobi]

Love is like a Ferris wheel. When you get to the top, you're on your way down. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m totally and 100% convinced that Shavel will not find another inmate to “date.”

[tearsandhysteria]

No worries. Michael will leave the light on for you, Shavel. 

[OoogleEyes]

What happened to the Rolling Suitcase of Sadness?

TM someone else on this list who is more clever than I. 

Edited March 13, 2021 by OoogleEyes

[Pepper Mostly]

She is literally frothing at the mouth. She is really a delight. 

[WaltersHair]

If Shavel keeps walking down the street, someone is gonna roll up and ask how much.

[Keywestclubkid]

Guys were texting you but gods gonna get him? Huh