Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[WaltersHair]

And the Children shall lead...

[Ijustwantsomechips]

So obviously Shavel was bringing that sweet baby to the prison? Fucking moron!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

New group of ads on LAL.  Any chance of Princess Toast, or better yet, Sgt. Baker?

I haven't seen Sgt. Baker for a long time. I think he's gone to live on a nice farm in the country, where he can play with other sergeants all day long. 

[kacesq]

Mom Shavel rocking the gold lipstick. Again.

[coffee drinker]

Oh Quaylon is so not cut out to be an instant daddy yet.  Having spent his 20's in prison.  Shavel is wrong to push him into this with her daughter.  

[goofygirl]

Quualude!! That's funny! AND PERFECT!!!  He wants to be a DAD??? Really??

[Floatingbison]

Eeyore?  from Winnie the Pooh?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tyrice and Shavel’s Mother should get together. Blue suit would look good with the gold lipstick.

Edited August 22, 2020 by Auntie Anxiety

[Gobi]

Gold lipstick. Interesting makeup choice.

[candall]

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Destinee will be making out with some random girl at the bar after two drinks. 

New tattoo!

[kacesq]

Hey Mom Shavel? Put this on your idiot daughter. It’s not Quaylon’s job to provide for your granddaughter, have a plan, etc. 

[candall]

What are your intentions, young man?

[coffee drinker]

Shavel's Mom should be having this conversation with her daughter.  Mom has to thinking, this poor man, my girl is so bum-rushing him into something he's not ready for.  

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Tyrice and Shavel’s Mother shoukdmget together. Blue suit would look good with the gold lipstick.

I think we have a winner! 

Why is everyone so hot for Quaylon to marry Shavel? I would be working overtime to put the kibosh on that event. 

[kacesq]

Remember those quaint old days when getting to know someone was a prerequisite for getting married? Apparently on LAL and 90DF, not necessary anymore!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shavel, why the fuck did you even introduce them in the first place?He doesn’t really owe you anything, except for maybe the money you gave him.

[Ijustwantsomechips]

Shavel is talking like it’s not her fault the baby calls Quaylon daddy.  

[Squee Bastard]

Shovel's mom isn't putting her eggs in one batch doncha know!

[Floatingbison]

Vegas!  But does the car have air conditioning?

[Pepper Mostly]

Hoo boy, here we go! WOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 

[kacesq]

So Destinie’s post prison plans are parasailing and getting hella fucked up. She’s a catch!

[Pepper Mostly]

Shawn's skeevy friend is just waiting for his chance. 

[Floatingbison]

Hah, the old reverse catfish!

[LucyEth]

The friend’s wife is thinking, never again.

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Shawn's skeevy friend is just waiting for his chance. 

THREESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kacesq]

Listening to Destinie, I’m always amazed by the insane self confidence of so many reality show participants. Like they’ve made awesome decisions with their lives and have a lot to offer society.

[Pepper Mostly]

Shawn's girlfriend is wishing the floor would open up and swallow her. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Squee Bastard said:

Shovel's mom isn't putting her eggs in one batch doncha know!

But can she tote ‘em?

[Squee Bastard]

Tri-sexual??? What the what?

[Ijustwantsomechips]

That Destinie is one klassy broad!  Look out Miss Manners!

[kacesq]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Shawn's girlfriend is wishing the floor would open up and swallow her. 

Swallow Destinie more likely. Poor woman, I feel for her.

[Gobi]

"Nothing stops me from doing what I want to do. Nothing. Well, except the police , I guess, and prison. Prison kinda put a crimp in my style."

[Floatingbison]

I want to be normal.

Well, that's a mighty tall order, maam.

[OoogleEyes]

TRI sexual!

You go girl!

[Pepper Mostly]

"Yeah, I love him. I actually spoke to him half an hour ago!"

[kacesq]

So I missed the first half...Maurice is really announcing he’s going to jump parole on national TV? Lordy. Another great catch there, Jess.

[candall]

Welllllll, Shawn's buddy is pretty darn intuitive.  Or did he just read that giant name scrawled across her chest?

[LucyEth]

1 minute ago, Squee Bastard said:

Tri-sexual??? What the what?

The girl is a low life moron.  This guy is a fool.  

[goofygirl]

Hella strong drink!  And " I'll do anything I want whenever I want to and I had sex with a woman two weeks ago."  "I'm TRI-SEXUAL"  What the bloody hell??? She screws animals too?

Sean's friend is really egging it on with Destinnie.  Good.  Sean is soo dumb!

And goody! The popo are after old Maurice and whatsherface!  YAY!  What IS her name? Dingleberry? Dumbass? Shitforbrains?

Jessica.

Edited August 22, 2020 by goofygirl

[Floatingbison]

Tri sexual:   men, women, and Angela!

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"Yeah, I love him. I actually spoke to him half an hour ago!"

When I told him I needed more money 

[Doublemint]

3 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

The friend’s wife is thinking, never again.

You can practically see the wheels turning!    That's ok though, girlfriend will not make it to court, and it won't be a problem for the other girl.

[Gobi]

3 minutes ago, Squee Bastard said:

Tri-sexual??? What the what?

 It's Try Sexual. If it's sexual, she'll try it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Sean's friend is really egging it on with Destinnie.  Good.  Sean is soo dumb!

Not to be confused with Big Egg.

[OoogleEyes]

You know, I think that some Honey Nuts would be perfect right now 

[kacesq]

I want to see all the things I got by screwing this pathetic woman. And when I get caught I’ll blame the system for it. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Maurice really knows how to sling the bullshit, doesn’t he?

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

You know, I think that some Honey Nuts would be perfect right now 

It's Princess Toast for me, or nothing! If only I knew what was in it.

Edited August 22, 2020 by Gobi

[kacesq]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Maurice really knows how to sling the bullshit, doesn’t he?

He’s an asshole. This won’t end well for Jess but she’s an idiot for picking him.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, candall said:

Welllllll, Shawn's buddy is pretty darn intuitive.  Or did he just read that giant name scrawled across her chest?

He faps to Orange is the New Black.