90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Pepper Mostly]

WHY IS JESS STILL THERE?  Shut up-ee. 

[Pondlass1]

I think Angela fell down and knocked out a front tooth or broke a denture. Her arm is all scraped up too.

[Grifter Lives]

Different question, Shawn.  "Do you want kids?" v. "Do you ever want kids?"

[Frozendiva]

Not everyone wants kids. Tania may surprise you, Syngin.

[Trackdawg]

15 minutes ago, peaceknit said:

It can't happen soon enough. My ex died shortly after midnight today. His heart just gave out.

My deepest sympathies to your entire family.

[greekmom]

Conversations you need to have without drinking before you marry.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Shutee up, Coltee.

But both Coltee and Sip Gin need to find themselves together on horse back

[Auntie Anxiety]

Syngin doesn’t like to lie, so theres that.

[Grifter Lives]

Angela: Syngin will come around (on kids).  Just like Angela, old, barren, high-risk and becoming moreso of everything every day.

[Straycat80]

STFU Larissa, you abandoned your children. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tania, This is who you MARRIED!

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Pondlass1 said:

I think Angela fell down and knocked out a front tooth or broke a denture. Her arm is all scraped up too.

Ohhhh, maybe she was on the booze

[greekmom]

oh gawd. Another chick who has a vision board!??!?

[Grifter Lives]

Larissa will have a kid with Eric-y.  If they raise that child is TBD.

[Floatingbison]

Heeeheeee, Ericee took a little dig at Coltee..."not just cats."  Zinger !!!!!!!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

But both Coltee and Sip Gin need to find themselves together on horse back

Sip Gin! DEAD!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Larissa: I plan to have more children to desert love.

[Gobi]

Just cast a spell on Sipgin, Tonic. Or get him drunk, same difference.

[mamadrama]

Shaun is literally just phoning it in.

[Angry Moldovan]

Larissa, please don’t have a baby again, ever

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Heeeheeee, Ericee took a little dig at Coltee..."not just cats."  Zinger !!!!!!!!!

Its low hanging fruit but we'll take it! 

Our standards are pathetically low with this crew.

[Floatingbison]

Can we get an interpreter for Debbie?   I think,  using my DrunkSpeak translator....congrasshulashuns...... means congratulations.  

Edited October 6, 2020 by Floatingbison

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

oh gawd. Another chick who has a vision board!??!?

I hate New Age bullshit.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Sip Gin! DEAD!

Credit to @Gobi

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

STFU Larissa, you abandoned your children. 

Right? They don't fit into her brand new life. Remember Alla? She told Mat from day 1 her and her son are a package deal. 

[Doublemint]

Eric, "Do you want to marry Larissa someday?"    Pan to Eric looking like he's going to have  a stroke.

[Frozendiva]

I can't see Larissa and Eric-ee getting married unless both have something to gain from it.

[greekmom]

man Colt is uh jealous?

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Ohhhh, maybe she was on the booze

Not sure you are wrong. 

[Pepper Mostly]

These people are idiots. Why not just say "Its a possibility. No one knows the future. I'm keeping myself open to experience"

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

I can't see Larissa and Eric-ee getting married unless both have something to gain from it.

Green card and a beard? Things that make you go hmmm,mm

[Zombness]

OMG Coltee looks like a pervert..................

[Gobi]

"Eric, why did you share your sexual details with someone? You should save that for the Tell All."

Edited October 6, 2020 by Gobi

[greekmom]

ohhh it gets good!

[Auntie Anxiety]

i Love a Mama’s Boy, because Smothered didn’t make us cringe enough.

[Pepper Mostly]

Deb, you'd better go fix yourself another highball. Its going to be a long night. 

[mamadrama]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

I can't see Larissa and Eric-ee getting married unless both have something to gain from it.

I can definitely see them getting married-to other people. Larissa and Eric are riding this TLC train as far as it can go. They're not really dating.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Zombness said:

OMG Coltee looks like a pervert..................

Looks like?

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

These people are idiots. Why not just say "Its a possibility. No one knows the future. I'm keeping myself open to experience"

That requires far too much articulation than is possible

[LucyEth]

Eric wanted to be on the show.  He gave Larissa money for her plastic surgery.  Now she is fired and so is he, he will stay till he gets his money back, but I can’t imagine they will be long term.  

[mamadrama]

1 minute ago, Zombness said:

OMG Coltee looks like a pervert..................

Skinny Colt is still Asshole Colt.

[Trackdawg]

18 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

My little guy got sick in Saturday and we thought we were losing him. Turned out to be Lyme Disease (ticks have built up tolerance to a lot of meds) and the infection was progressing into his spinal fluid. He has iv antibiotics now and is doing much better. I've cried and cried all weekend.

Hope gets better soon @mamadrama.

I can totally empathize. We had our own little black furball (cat) show up around my house and he either got hit by a car or attacked by some animal. His tail was totally damaged and it ended up getting amputated. Always been a dawg person (obviously), NEVER a cat person, but I ended up adopting him and now he sleeps in my bed next to me and has helped me get through through home-loss, studio-loss, COVID deaths (of family and friends of friends), and this whole fucking depressing nightmare of a year. #TeamFurball

[LGGirl]

7 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

I realize that Angela probably led him on about the baby, but... really? She's 50+ and has custody of her grandkids. What made him believe she would do this in the first place? Some of that's on Michael. 

Angie told him she’d be willing to have another baby. 

[Floatingbison]

I never even heard of a vision board until I saw it on Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

[Bees52]

Coltee is jealous, but of happy people in general, not just of Larissa and Eric.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, LucyEth said:

Eric wanted to be on the show.  He gave Larissa money for her plastic surgery.  Now she is fired and so is he, he will stay till he gets his money back, but I can’t imagine they will be long term.  

With the crappy money TLC pays we will be stuck with him forever

[Grifter Lives]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

These people are idiots. Why not just say "Its a possibility. No one knows the future. I'm keeping myself open to experience"

Syngin's too much a free spirit who has no care of the future.  Ask Tania, but she's making a plan, or a vision board.

[Doublemint]

I'm hallucinating--the Skippy Peanut Butter commercial has a guy on a couch who looks like Colt.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, LucyEth said:

Now she is fired and so is he, he will stay till he gets his money back, but I can’t imagine they will be long term.  

Thanks for reminding me. Sucks to be Eric-eee.

[Gobi]

90 more minutes to go? Lord, give me strength.