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[Frozendiva]

Last of the old Strikes Back crew.

[Pepper Mostly]

Our long national nightmare is almost over. 

Good evening peeps! Got myself a big old snark sandwich--I can probably split it four ways so everyone can have a bite. 

[Straycat80]

Did Tom get hair styling tips from Big Ed? 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Our long national nightmare is almost over. 

Good evening peeps! Got myself a big old snark sandwich--I can probably split it four ways so everyone can have a bite. 

This show????

[Auntie Anxiety]

Two hours of this. I’m still in recovery from last night’s shitfest.

[Bees52]

Hi all! I'm a little sleepy, but I'll try to stay awake for another appearance of  Big Egg's kimono.

[Pepper Mostly]

David: We'll just meet when you can meet

Pepper Mostly: So, maybe 2027

[Grifter Lives]

Delusional David - he scheduled the trip based on his availability, not worried about Lana.  But, he complained during the actual episode that she didn't run to see him.  Hockey games, you know.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Our long national nightmare is almost over. 

Good evening peeps! Got myself a big old snark sandwich--I can probably split it four ways so everyone can have a bite. 

Eric the Depressed, is that you?

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Two hours of this. I’m still in recovery from last night’s shitfest.

And it starts again next week with a new fest. Different cast.

[Pepper Mostly]

Lana looks so desperately uncomfortable. 

[Emmeline]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Our long national nightmare is almost over. 

Good evening peeps! Got myself a big old snark sandwich--I can probably split it four ways so everyone can have a bite. 

We can only hope, pray & vote.  
 

Hello all.  

Edited September 29, 2020 by Emmeline

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lana is overwhelmed by David’s proclamation of love. Okay, not really.

[Frozendiva]

I come from Ukrainian descent. I can be cold but do warm up.

[Grifter Lives]

Many Ukranians don't react, or actually frown, when David tells them that he's in love with them.  That's typical - David is the only commonality.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lana could have sold the new phone The Williams. His cellphone’s camera was broken.

Edited September 29, 2020 by Auntie Anxiety

[Pepper Mostly]

Too expensive a gift for her? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. 

She's mad because its NOT a new iPhone 11, you fucking dolt. 

[Straycat80]

No David, she was upset your cheap ass didn’t get her an updated iPhone. 7? 

[Grifter Lives]

The iPhone 7 doesn't come with voice-to-text, I guess.

[Auntie Anxiety]

David is so incredibly gullible. Yeah, David, that’s why the phone thing didn’t work out. Yup.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh dear god, its Ed. 

[Grifter Lives]

Rose isn't in this episode, but she'll still annoy us here.  She'll over-emote even more than usual.

[Bees52]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Too expensive a gift for her? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. 

She's mad because its NOT a new iPhone 11, you fucking dolt. 

It didn't even occur to me that he'd buy her a used older phone. Oh...  wait that ring he bought her.

[Pepper Mostly]

Nice, fresh application of fresh Hellman's, Ed. It looks like shit.

[Grifter Lives]

Mama Pony's making brush-her-teeth/bad-breath "jokes" are really unbecoming.

[Auntie Anxiety]

After tonight, I will not see Ed on my tv screen again. Nope. I will change the channel. I’m taking an oath.

[Doublemint]

Big Ed again,  I thought we were through with him...

 

[Zombness]

Good evening everyone....I know I have not missed anything important.......Egg with his mayo hair,,,

[Pepper Mostly]

Ed. Your mother does not want to hear about your sperm. Trust me on this. 

[Grifter Lives]

It's either monsoon season or Rose actually has a fan.  Look at the black strap hanging off the closet door behind her.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ed’s daughter bears a strong resemblance to him. Except around the neck.

[Emmeline]

I always enjoy David’s hair.  I can’t stop looking.  It’s the sideburns.  It’s cut like a short woman’s haircut would be.  They don’t flow into the facial hair the way most men’s do.  We may never know the truth.  I know I’m bored when I’m obsessing with this.

[Straycat80]

I’m a dumb ass. Truer words have never been spoken Ed. 

[Frozendiva]

Ed, unless you are super-rich, it is unlikely that some 23 year old girl will be the love of your life. It's rare.

[sagittarius sue]

Hello gang!  Back here tonight.  I bailed last night when Family Libby was going to start.  I just couldn't handle rehashing "what's Andrei hiding?" over and over again.  I'm so sick of those HEA people!

[Pepper Mostly]

Ed's going to get right back on asiancutiesdotcom and trawl for a 27 year old. 

Ed. You are not funny. He's really devoted to the notion that he's just a lovable hilarious goofball. 

[OoogleEyes]

I don't know if anyone will have you, Rose, because we know you have hairy legs and bad breath

[Doublemint]

Geez, I'm missing Last Tango in Halifax.   At 9 I'm bailing for Filthy Rich with Kim Catrell.   These repeats are soooooo boring!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Geez, I'm missing Last Tango in Halifax.   At 9 I'm bailing for Filthy Rich with Kim Catrell.   These repeats are soooooo boring!

Last Tango in Halifax is on Netflix. You can catch up!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I did my first Zoom today! It was my son’s Take Your Parent to Work day. He works for Ipsy. I feel so accomplished. I managed to join all by myself! Amazing!

[Grifter Lives]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Ed's going to get right back on asiancutiesdotcom and trawl for a 27 year old. 

Ed. You are not funny. He's really devoted to the notion that he's just a lovable hilarious goofball. 

He's a lovable dumbass!

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Last Tango in Halifax is on Netflix. You can catch up!

Sorry - I don't have Netflix.   But thanks for looking out.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Grifter Lives said:

He's a lovable dumbass!

Well, he's a dumbass. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I have wig envy.

[Frozendiva]

David, you are one fish in Lana's sea of 'rich' men.

[Pepper Mostly]

What is David, 12?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Even The Golden Girls would have found David decor lacking in style. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Why is he wearing that hat? Did he lose a bet?

[sagittarius sue]

4 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Geez, I'm missing Last Tango in Halifax.

That's what I bailed to last night due to Family Libby exhaustion.

[Bees52]

David, no one else needed to tell the PI off.  What a sore "winner."