Getting to Genoa You All Over Again: Y&R Daily Chat

[Waldo13]

I will not be ignored!  I sure hope Danny doesn’t have any pet rabbits to boil.  

BlueFang🕷️is a changed woman. Yes she is but the only thing she changed was an obsession with Jack to an obsession with Danny. Having to watch Summer❄️❄️❄️❄️ flirt on the same day that BlueFank🕷️ is flirting is a real treat 🤢🤢🤮.  There is a big difference though because BlueFank🕷️ has boobs to flash, to be kind, and Summer❄️❄️❄️❄️ is much less endowed.  As usual, BlueFang🕷️holds herself harmless when she tells Danny about her confrontation with Christine.  Christine just walks into the lounge at just the right time. You would think that BlueFang 🕷️ planed it that way. 

BlueFang🕷️/Danny/Christine, Summer❄️❄️❄️❄️/Chance, and Daniel/Heather/Lily I really can’t make myself give two 💩’s about them. 
 

BlueFang🕷️ opened an Onlyfans account but closed it after a month because she didn’t have any subscribers. 

[Kimboweena]

46 minutes ago, One Tough Cookie said:

I don't know about Lauren's story re: alcohol, never heard of Ben

Fen (Fenmore) is the son of Lauren and Michael.  I believe his addiction was with drugs, not alcohol. 

[Joimiaroxeu]

Quote

I don't know about Lauren's story re: alcohol, never heard of Ben.

Lauren and Michael's son is Fen, short for Fenmore. He is a recovering drug addict.

According to Worn on TV, the bra Phyllis had on today was from Victoria's Secret. Would the average guy know that, or be impressed? That thing probably had a whole system of levers and pulleys inside to keep Phyllis' boobs looking unnaturally perky for a woman her age.

ETA: knew i should've hit refresh first. 😉

Edited January 17 by Joimiaroxeu

[Kemper]

I have to admit MS has a great body - but this was embarrassing and cringe-worthy.  If I were her, I would have refused to wear the lingerie until one of the male actors her age - hopefully Danny R - was made to appear in his underwear, too. And Sweet Jesus, can't the hairdressers do something with his hair color.  Cricket should tell both Danny and Phyllis that they deserve one another.  Him being one of the dumbest people on the show. And then find a love interest for Cricket if she is going to be popping in and out; even if he is only spoken of. It would drive Phyllis crazy.  And I would be there for it. 

By the way - is it just me, or do Summer and Chance have no chemistry? Danny and anyone?  I will lap from my saucer of cream now. Oh, and Nicki's sponsor is creepy.  

[Snaporaz]

I'm holding on to hope that Chance just sees Dummer as a friend and that he recoils in horror when he finally sees her throwing herself at him.

[Sweetpea4Utoo]

Chance is pouting at his recent ex girlfriend 's coffee shop, then leaves there with Summer to go out to eat at  his ex wife's restaurant 🙄 They need more places to go in GC.

[lgprimes]

Still laughing at Danny Romalotti, international pop star for decades, hypnotized by a boobie flash as if he were a 12 year old looking at his first Playboy.  

Not sure why Phyllis would even need to post a video. In a Midwest town I think a famous musician in the club with a half naked woman flashing her chest at him would get plenty of cell phone pics posted from the peeps at the other tables! Subtle she ain’t.  
 

On the reality side of things, a body like doesn’t come easy, so MS does have the right to feel good about showing it off if she wants.
 

 

[One Tough Cookie]

19 hours ago, MsMalin said:

Phyllis flashing her flapjacks at him.

/DEAD/

I have actual tears rolling down my face!

Edited January 17 by One Tough Cookie

[boes]

On 1/16/2024 at 4:58 PM, Kimboweena said:

Fen (Fenmore) is the son of Lauren and Michael.  I believe his addiction was with drugs, not alcohol. 

Fen/Ben, love child of Lauren and Michael, when young, teamed up with Summer to drive a fellow classmate at Walnut Grove and Beer Garden insane.  Those two got him close to suicide.  He had exactly the sort of winning personality you'd expect from someone who wanted Dummer as a friend.

Then, he grew up to be a human iteration of a meth head hamster with a motor mouth and the appearance of a Looney Tunes idea of a cartoon lounge lizard.

Naturally, he then ended up on Days of Our Lives.

On 1/16/2024 at 5:13 PM, Joimiaroxeu said:

ETA: knew i should've hit refresh first. 😉

I don't think there are any number of "refresh" that would have helped that Phyllis scene.

Edited January 18 by boes

[Chatty Cake]

How DARE Victor tell Nikki who her sponsor can or can’t be? What a self important jerk. They don’t know what’s wrong with Seth as of yet. He could just have resting weirdo face.

Ain’t no stalker like an old stalker. Phyllis standing in the GCAC entry way with her legs spread like a line backer glaring at Christine and then bearing those huge teeth at Danny once again. I hope he’s really done with her this time and she packs away her pancakes for good. Of course I’m sure Nick Newman is due for breakfast at the Bluetooth Pancake Cafe. 
At least we had some Nina today.

[Js Nana]

20 hours ago, MsMalin said:

flapjacks

Perfect description

[MsMalin]

Was it too much to wish for that Phyllis would grab Danny's dick to show him exactly how much he was into her ?

[Joimiaroxeu]

"The right thing to do is usually the hardest." Say what, Cole? I don't think your bland platitudes are helpful.

AFAIC Danny is a 1st-class POS. Not only did he not pull away when Phyllis started kissing him, he was sliding into second base with his hands caressing her body. Right there in public too. 🤬

But Victor, Hope didn't raise Adam all by herself. Adam had a stepfather who was probably better for him than you would've been. Things only went wrong for Adam when he found out he was a Newman and didn't get to grow up in the luxury his half-siblings did. It wasn't like the Claire and Jordan situation all at.

Oy, Nikki's been driving herself around. That's not good.

I'm so glad Christine recoiled when Danny walked up to her and tried to go in for a smooch. He's disgusting. He probably still had some of Phyllis' saliva in his mouth.

Nikki was blabbing to everyone that Seth might be drinking again. Wasn't that a violation of his privacy, not to mention casting unfounded aspersions on him? Gah, Nik.

Hey, Nina's back. Wonder if Chance knows because he didn't mention it to Summer earlier. Maybe Nina's going to escort her baby boy to his first day of work at C-W, lol.

I hope Nikki doesn't dump Seth without confirming what was causing his odd behavior. Victor is being aggressively anti-Seth for some reason.

Whatever, Danny. Go find yourself a slutty middle-aged groupie if you don't want to avail yourself of Phyllis' offerings. 🙄

I was surprised at how relatively conservative Lauren's outfit was. A plain pencil skirt, no cold shoulders or cleavage, and knee boots. Huh.

[Waldo13]

Lauren did you look in the mirror when you got dressed?  That blouse is absolutely horrendous not only in color but it makes you look like you’re have two giant water balloons on your chest. 

Nikki is drinking, big deal. Her sponsor is drinking, so what. This storyline is a waste of time.  

The blue wall behind BlueFang🕷️, as she eye fucks Danny, just enhances her blue teeth.  

I could only make love to BlueFang🕷️if it was completely in the dark.  The only problem would be is that BlueFang🕷️’s teeth glow in the dark 🥶.  

 

 

[One Tough Cookie]

41 minutes ago, Joimiaroxeu said:

was surprised at how relatively conservative Lauren's outfit was. A plain pencil She had some SER, no cold shoulders or cleavage, and knee boots. Huh.

She has some SERIOUS boobage going on.

[Foghorn Leghorn]

17 minutes ago, One Tough Cookie said:

She has some SERIOUS boobage going on.

Her top was skin tight and appeared on screen to be see through and alll I could see was her bra showing through. Weird..

[Joimiaroxeu]

Quote

She has some SERIOUS boobage going on.

Quote

Her top was skin tight and appeared on screen to be see through and alll I could see was her bra showing through. Weird..

Okay, but at least today Lauren didn't look like this:

Or this:

<mumble>got me out here defending Lauren. kmn.</mumble>

[Thumper]

I posted this over on the Canadian thread, but it applies here, too!  Really enjoying your comments! 😁

“I just happened upon Y&R after many years away.  A few characters I recognize, many I don’t know, and a few ( Lauren?) who seem to have had a lot  face work done.  Victor and Nikki are still around!!!!!

I see Phyllis is up to her same old tricks.

I may keep watching just for your commentary here!”

[One Tough Cookie]

19 minutes ago, Thumper said:

see Phyllis is up to her same old tricks.

But, but,but she's cchhaannggeed amirite?

[boes]

It's not hard to imagine the blessed relief that swept through the Summers household, that long-ago day when Phyllis announced to her parents that she was "running away and YOU'LL BE SORRY!"  I imagine her mother getting up every morning, making herself a cup of Earl Grey while she lovingly remembers the joys of the day that loon left the nest.  

Bad enough to be left with your only child being Easy Bake Avery, but there's no shame in relief felt when your other baby chick, the one who even Victoria's Secrets refuses to allow into their stores, flapped her flap jacks for the Great Unknown.  Or Wisconsin, whichever comes first.

Nothing says "sane" like Phyllis, declaring "You must really love me or you wouldn't chasing me around the Jazz Lounge with that chain saw".   I only hope Danny catches her and dyes her hair the same color as his.  That'll teach her.

The difference, Victor, between Aunt Jordan raising Claire and you not raising Adam is that in the Adam scenario, you're Aunt Jordan.  With even less charm.

I agree with Nikki.  If Seth did backslide, then it is Nikki's fault.  Staring too long at an upturned nose can really disturb the inner ear.  God only knows what staring at Lauren's twin orbs could do.

I shudder to think.

Edited January 18 by boes

[Joimiaroxeu]

Quote

I only hope Danny catches her and dyes her hair the same color as his.  That'll teach her.

So one wonders, does Danny use conventional, synthetic, or a synthetic blend? 😼

[MollyB]

17 hours ago, Joimiaroxeu said:

I'm so glad Christine recoiled when Danny walked up to her and tried to go in for a smooch. He's disgusting.

I would have sworn off the show forever if she had kissed him and then listened to his lame excuses.  I hope Nina talks some sense into her.  I would hate to see this as another Assley situation where she keeps trying to change/save him and then gets gaslighted by him and Phylth.

And speaking of filth.  I missed Tuesday and should have paid attention to the comments here and protected my mental health.  Phylth needs a course in gravity:  if you lean forward (as you always do) no bra in the world is going to survive the fall.  Pretty sure that bra has PTSD now.  Also, she maybe should have worn a push-up that was steel reinforced and Superglued on.  That bra looked as if it came from the Beach Blanket Bingo collection from Old Navy.  And then there were the greasy duck lips that were only accentuated by the video.  If Danny likes that mess, he deserves what he gets.

15 hours ago, Thumper said:

I see Phyllis is up to her same old tricks.

From your lips to Danny's ears.

 

17 hours ago, Joimiaroxeu said:

Nikki was blabbing to everyone that Seth might be drinking again.

Nikki:  Did Seth seem strange to you?

Lauren:  Well, I've only interacted with him for about 15 minutes so I can't really say...

Nikki:  Then you agree!  He's drinking again!  And it's all my fault!!!

Lauren: ???

[Bunnyto4]

Not for nothing, but doesn't anyone on this show have any experience with AA or Al-Anon? It's shocking how poorly written this show is-first of all, Jack Abbott-Mr. Cocktail Hour-is enlisted to help Nikki? According to the AA-NA principles, he shouldn't be drinking at all as a recovering addict! Don't they hire consultants for the writers, or do they think we're so ignorant of how these addiction treatments work that we wouldn't notice the inconsistency with real life? It shouldn't bug me this much, but it does. BTW, monkeys with typewriters, the program is ANONYMOUS. I know you know this-it was mentioned the other day!

[sugarbaker design]

Nikki has described herself as a recovering alcoholic for years, yet we never see her do anything to recover (meeting attendance, sponsorship, making amends, making an inventory, helping others...)

Edited January 18 by sugarbaker design

[Chatty Cake]

Diane is more gracious than I would be, I’d tell Jack “ You go anywhere near that lush, you will sleep in the guest house”

Is Tucker ever going to have an office or a place to be? He’s at Society, he’s at the Athletic Club…..etc  It’s getting old.

Wasn’t Jack on pills for like 10 minutes? Long enough for Phyllis to show up and hold his hair while he got through a brief detox. He acts like he used to  give blow jobs for pills.  Also why does it take a village to help Nikki Newman? She’s been an uppity snob to so many of the people in town.  I suspect a new drinking buddy in Seth. 

Edited January 18 by Chatty Cake

[boes]

1 hour ago, sugarbaker design said:

Nikki has described herself as a recovering alcoholic for years, yet we never see her do anything to recover (meeting attendance, sponsorship, making amends, making an inventory, helping others...)

So very well said.  The only time we even see her deal with the great unwashed who-actually-work-for-a-living is when's either being snooty to the help or recovering from having a snootful.  Otherwise, she can't be bothered.  For instance, not that long ago when she had teamed up with Phyllis and Ashley to get rid of Diane, she sure as hell wasn't talking to a sponsor.  Any sponsor would have STRONGLY advised her to care for her own garden and not go stomping around in someone else's, especially for revenge.  Not too mention her sick relationship with that human grease trap of a husband of hers.

20 minutes ago, Chatty Cake said:

Wasn’t Jack on pills for like 10 minutes? Long enough for Phyllis to show up and hold his s hair while he got through a brief detox. He acts like he used to  give blow jobs for pills.  Also why does it take a village to help Nikki Newman? She’s been an uppity snob to so many of the people in town.  I suspect a new drinking buddy in Seth. 

That storyline was a great example of "addiction" being used as nothing more than a disposable plotline.  Jack was back to social drinking in no time flat.

Edited January 18 by boes

[Julyolo]

Of course Nikki is to blame for Seth's relapse! As a raging narcissist, anything that happens MUST be about her. Had Nikki ever really worked a 12 step program, that insufferable attitude of hers would have been the first thing to go. This show has lost me with this AA storyline, the lack of any well developed corporate entities, or compelling couples with chemistry. Glacade facade, Jabot just blows, Old man Newman Enterprises, CW whaaa?, Cassidy tragedy. The couples on the commercials are more interesting than the ones trying to catch a spark in GC. IMO, it's all as unimaginable to me as JG winning a daytime Emmy for writing.

[Joimiaroxeu]

Nikki needs to fire her assistant. IMO it was outrageous for Seth or anyone other than a family member to be alone in her office like that.

Tucker, stop humoring Kyle. He's an overconfident tool and not worth the energy you're using to deal with him.

Wait, what? Jack had never told Diane he was a pain pill addict? And Kyle never told her either. But OTOH, it wasn't a secret so perhaps Diane should've done her homework better before she returned from the not dead.

Is that it for Seth? What a waste of a good actor, just to let Nikki feel superior. Now she can run back to Victor and assure him she's gotten rid of Seth like he told her to. 😐

OK, Kyle, keep Audra's name out of your spoiled nepo baby mouth. You were never more to her than a means to a possible lucrative end.

Gorgeous dress on Audra today. Simple elegance which flattered her curvy form. Maybe not office-appropriate though, with her whole back exposed. Yikes.

Jack summoned Nikki to his house, and she knew why. Weird. Seems to me he would've invited her to meet at the park or somewhere else public yet neutral. Guess the park set is in storage.

I have a feeling Jack will regret offering to be the one Nikki calls when she's in booze-related trouble.

Kyle was being kinda sheisty, trying to use his mommy to work his daddy so he could snag the Jabot co-CEO job. Jack beat him to the punch though, to Kyle's chagrin. Surprise, Kyle! Ya burnt!

Prepare yourselves, Audra and Tucker. Butthurt Kyle will likely be back in your orbits soon to revive the takeover scheme against Jabot. Yawn.

[One Tough Cookie]

31 minutes ago, Joimiaroxeu said:

Gorgeous dress on Audra today. Simple elegance which flattered her curvy form. Maybe not office-appropriate though, with her whole back exposed. Yikes

Yeah, she walked in and I thought FABULOUS and then she turned around and I thought OH HONEY NO JUST NO.

I have only been watching for the last 18 months/2 years so I didn't know Jack was an abuser/addict }there's a difference, no matter how minute}.

Tucker, as much as I love you, GET A LIFE. Slouching on the bar nursing a drink doesn't inspire anyone to think he's this big, bad corporate raider.  But I will forever love him for the {what I think was an ad lib} comment, when Jack was being all smoopy about marrying Diane he said "oh, I'm tearing up".  That was a great line!

Diane, as usual looked fab, but it looks to me like she lost a lot of weight she didn't need to.  Hope she's been OK.

How long before Nikki and Seth get drunk together and do the nasty? and no, I believe AA does not approve of male/female sponsors.

 

 

[rcc]

Sad sack Tucker needs to stop. He did have that great line today though.

[One Tough Cookie]

17 minutes ago, rcc said:

Sad sack Tucker needs to stop. He did have that great line today though.

Doesn't he usually? 😁

[rcc]

2 minutes ago, One Tough Cookie said:

Doesn't he usually? 😁

Yup but today it was needed because he was so mopey.

[Peppermint]

Jack could be an excellent sponsor for Nikki. They each have at least one "dead" body on their resume due to pill/alcohol addiction. Except Jack's was really dead, and Nikki's zombie came back to life and married Jack. 

And I've wondered for years how Jack is able to sip adult beverages at will, with no mention of his pill addiction. Soap Plot. 

[babyhouseman]

I knew in my hazy mind that Nikki's drinking had something to do with falling off a horse. I looked it up. It was 1990. When she fell, she lost Jack's baby.  She started drinking and taking pills for "back pain".  And I had forgotten about Sean Young's character on the show. 

There's a history of her drinking here if anyone wants to know

https://www.soapoperadigest.com/photos/young-and-restlesss-nikki-and-her-battle-with-alcoholism/

[MsMalin]

The only time I ever saw true kindness and empathy from Phyllis was when she helped Jack overcome his addiction.

[boes]

Good Lord.  Is there ANY wall Jack won't happily walk head first into?  How about skipping everyone related to him and hiring someone who's actually competent to be the friggin' CEO?

I like Diane but she's right, she not experienced enough.  There's going to be plenty of pushback and it's going to be deserved.  The idea that it's ok because everyone else does it is basically the same argument that justified him marrying or getting involved with Nikki so often and see how that turned out.

Wow, it doesn't take very long or very much provocation for Nikki's nose to upturn, does it?  Jack, as usual, offers his help - which will undoubtedly backfire on him - and Nikki's response is to react as if she's stepped in dog crap in the Abbott living room.  Diane wishes her well and Nikki responds as if Diane just peed on her leg.  She might want to relearn some manners at the same time she relearns not being an active alcoholic.  What a nasty woman she mostly is.

I know Audra promised to not tell anyone about Nikki's slip but it wouldn't bother me one bit if she took a sharpie to the bathroom and started leaving "For a good time, call Nikki at #$%-&^&%".

Kyle and Tucker......Kyle needs a nanny far more than he needs to be CEO.

He's NOT a big kid now, that's for sure.

Edited January 19 by boes

[Waldo13]

The blind leading the blind with Nikki and Seth with both of them falling off the wagon. I feel sorry for their disease  but  enough is enough so can we please move on. 

 

In Tucker speaking to Kyle they bring up Audra and her relationship with Tucker.  Once again I have to ask. Where does Noah fit into Audra’s history with Tucker. Did Noah and Audra fall in love while Audra was under Tucker’s tutelage?   Was Tucker the cause of their break up?  Audra seamed still to love Noah when she came to GC.  Was that some kind of ploy for Tucker’s sake?  

 

It’s so obvious even more obvious than BlueFang🕷️’s  blue teeth that Jack was going to make Diane Co-CEO.  Another person to receive a position over a more qualified person.  

 

[One Tough Cookie]

4 minutes ago, Waldo13 said:

It’s so obvious even more obvious than BlueFang🕷️’s  blue teeth that Jack was going to make Diane Co-CEO.

And her head will explode!  Good times!

[crowsworks]

On 1/17/2024 at 5:57 PM, One Tough Cookie said:

She has some SERIOUS boobage going on.

That was 'Masked Singer" level, flesh colored volley balls boobage.

[Chatty Cake]

9 hours ago, Waldo13 said:

 

 

In Tucker speaking to Kyle they bring up Audra and her relationship with Tucker.  Once again I have to ask. Where does Noah fit into Audra’s history with Tucker. Did Noah and Audra fall in love while Audra was under Tucker’s tutelage?   Was Tucker the cause of their break up?  Audra seamed still to love Noah when she came to GC.  Was that some kind of ploy for Tucker’s sake?  

 

 

 

Funny you bring that up. I often forget about her and Noah. if Noah had been more of a hit with viewers, they may have written Noah to be part of the threesome instead of Kyle.
I notice  Audra is being written more sympathetic with the drunk father story thrown in to support Nikki’s storyline. 

[Joimiaroxeu]

Quote

I've wondered for years how Jack is able to sip adult beverages at will, with no mention of his pill addiction. Soap Plot. 

It's like how Summer was knocking back cocktails with Kyle right after she donated part of her liver to Lola. Or how Victor drinks like he doesn't have a transplanted heart. Guess he figures if he needs another one Nikki will just kill one of the Abbotts. Speaking of which, Billy probably shouldn't drink either with his gambling addiction.

Quote

she not experienced enough

For reals. I don't think Diane's qualified for the job she has, which she created herself and seems to be carved out from one of HR's functions. Jack is such a simp I bet if Diane wanted to call herself Corporate Queen of Jabot and All She Surveys, he'd let her.

Quote

Audra is being written more sympathetic with the drunk father story thrown in to support Nikki’s storyline. 

Which reminds me of two wild speculations I read elsewhere:

• One is that Wyatt Forrester is moving from Los Angeles to GC to mess up Sally's life. (The actor has recently departed B&B.)
• The other is that Seth is Audra's father. Agewise it works but ehhh? IMO if Seth is Audra's daddy then her mommy must be someone like Catherine Zeta-Jones. (According to IMDb, CZJ is still getting plenty of work so Y&R likely couldn't afford her. Darn. 😏)

Edited January 19 by Joimiaroxeu

[MollyB]

21 hours ago, sugarbaker design said:

Nikki has described herself as a recovering alcoholic for years, yet we never see her do anything to recover (meeting attendance, sponsorship, making amends, making an inventory, helping others...)

We never see her dealing with MS, either.  Pretty sure that little IV episode would have put her in the hospital.  It's a shame the writer(s) can't find and use some actual facts about the medical/justice/corporate systems they make these stories from.

 

15 hours ago, boes said:

How about skipping everyone related to him and hiring someone who's actually competent to be the friggin' CEO?

Hey, Tucker has nothing to do but hang around the bars and eateries of GC.  He might be a titch more qualified than Diane. 

[Waldo13]

Why do I get the impression that Nostrils thinks he’s Devon’s superior?  Oh, I forgot, Nostrils thinks he’s the supreme being in GC. 

 

As much as Nikki’s sobriety is getting overdone, the Tucker/Ashley saga is moving in that same direction. 

 

I have to give Claire and Victoria kudos on their scene today. It was a very poignant moment ending in a tearful hug 😢. As much as I shit on the monkeys with a keyboard, I have to give them props for a well written dialog. 

 

In regard to the coming attractions, I think I’m going to have to shit on the monkeys with a keyboard once again. 

 

[pvandal]

Just how many turtlenecks does Tucker own?? 

[Joimiaroxeu]

More Jordan?

Cole was utterly unbothered by Victor's attempt at intimidation. Loved it.

What is this silly game of Telephone these three growna$$ adults are playing? Nikki calls Lauren. Lauren calls Jack. Then Jack calls Nikki, after which Nikki calls Lauren because of her talk with Jack. WTAF?

I didn't like Tucker's turtleneck today. It looked cheap and ill-fitting to me.

Nikki = master of reverse psychology. The more she told Lauren she didn't want to keep dragging her friends into her drinking troubles, the more Lauren insisted on being helpful.  

Victoria sure is pushy. Claire keeps telling her she wants some distance but Victoria won't stop barging right in on her. It seems like another type of boundary violation to me. Vikki, you need counseling too.

Claire said Newmans were known to be cold and spiteful. Yep, but Victoria insisted they were actually warm and loving. Sure, Vik, what your half-brother Adam feels from you is definitely warmth and love. 😐

Ashley was looking kinda raggedy when she flagged Tucker down at the GCAC. If interacting with him upsets her so much why won't she leave him alone?

Billy and Devon having a chummy co-CEO breakfast was unexpected. Guess they're united by their distrust of big bad Tucker.

"A problem with commitment." Nah, Tucker, that's not what's screwing with Ashley's head. She's been a whackadoodle for decades.

Man, Victor's getting paranoid in his old age, especially toward virile younger men. He was suspicious of Nate, then Seth, and now Cole. Yeesh, Victor. Do you need an Rx for some little blue pills?

Re the previews: MORE Jordan? 🙄🙄🙄🙄

[NinjaPenguins]

Dear Buttbiscuit;

I have to tell you, that nephew of yours is a kick. I’ve got a sweet lounge lizard lifestyle going on, and part of the fun is trolling random dopes who stroll across my territory. Yes, Kyle showed me his pomp hand the other day, but I’m willing to take a punch to further my revenge goals. Your nephew isn’t even the goofiest tit I’ve come across during my newfound life of leisure; the other day, I spotted a shriveled lemon being released from an old tube sock. Don’t order the flapjacks anywhere in Genoa City is all I’m saying. Anywho, the shiny floor model dildo stepped to me again today, full of youthful swagger and enough hair gel to shellac a wildebeest. I yanked his chain about family loyalty for a few minutes, but quickly got bored when he failed to have a single insight. Kyle Abbott has the introspection of a sea cucumber with none of the personality. Your family must be so embarrassed.

Signed;

Abbott Hunter

Dear Hunter;

As a matter of fact, we are embarrassed. Do you have to call attention to our shame, sir? Imagine knowing your only living son is a tool, but not like a useful tool, like a Swiss army knife. No, he’s like a battery powered q-tip/earwax vacuum. His mom is proud of him, I guess, but what the hell does she know? He brought an asshole into the family, and now that fucking rectal remora has attached herself to my other nephew. Next time nepo nipples tries to feed you a knuckle sandwich, you have my permission to roll him up like an old copy of Punchable Face magazine and stuff him in a mailbox. Hopefully he’ll be delivered to Uranus. Ha ha!

Dear Buttbiscuit;

So I’ve got this bendy straw full of spoiled skim milk working as an executive at my company. He came in hot with ideas and projects coming out his prodigious nostrils. The ideas were hot too - hot buttered ass. No one wants to listen to a podcast from a gambling addict where he muses on love, loyalty and the pressure of being a rich, well-connected white fuck. If anyone wants to hear about the time this guy slipped into a casino with a royal flush duct taped to his left nut, just sit next to him at the Athletic Club and wait. The product proposals are somehow worse. Nipple nectar for dudes whose titties have no pity? Self-cleaning underwear? Fuck outta here with that crap. I can’t fire the guy, so I need to know how to neutralize him. Oh, and I asked my dad not to talk to me, but now that he’s respecting my request, I’m pissed.

Signed;

That Nose Knows Nothing

Dear Nose;

Maybe your dad finds it easy to avoid you because you’re a judgmental prick. Ever think of that? Are you telling me that you’ve never been making out with some chick and needed to squeeze one out, only to feel the tragic tickle of a trickle? Congratulations on your sublime bowel control, sphincter savant. The rest of us mere mortals would empty our bank accounts for a pair of self-laundering carrot cuddlers. Winter can be very unforgiving on the nipular surface for guys with sensitive skin, but apparently you were born with a rhino hide or the ability to lactate Gold Bond. La dee fucking da, buddy. Put some respect on your co-worker’s ideas - you might not need innovative solutions, but let others benefit. Jerk.

Dear Buttbiscuit;

I think I might be allergic to bees. BOO-bees. Hahahaha. Really though, I see a pair of Lake Titicacas and black out, only to regain my senses moments later. I usually feel vaguely ashamed, dirty and slightly aroused with low impulse control. I recently spotted some twin torpedos and rented the Jeremy Stark Memorial Sleazebag Suite to motorboat some balloon animals for a nice tension release. It’s cool that the grannies out there feel free to show me their bazooms, but it makes me so gosh darned giddy. TITS! Do I have a problem?

Signed;

Rock Out With Your Rack Out

Dear Rock; 

You’ve got a number of problems, but let’s deal with the most pressing. Naturally everyone in Genoa City knows about the Flapjack Monster sightings that have plagued our fair town. Your first warning sign is a blinding blue flash and when the floaties finally clear, you’re hypnotized by a pair of psychedelic floppers. Really, those things should be called flopjacks. Anyways, aren’t you, like, 79 or so? Should breasts still be such a novelty to you? Grow up!

Dear Buttbiscuit;

You pompous windbag, monopolizing all the nostrils so the rest of us have little to turn up at the stench of the peasantry! I might be drunk on vodka, but you, sir, are drunk on meddling! Everyone disappoints me. My sponsor started drinking again and came around looking for a compassion handout. I might have spoken a kind word or two, had I not caught him putting his filthy hands all over my desk. I cannot have a sponsor who is imperfect. I cannot. My ex, a disgustingly soft touch, has reached out to help me, as if his little pill popping habit could possibly provide insights into my unique rich lady suffering. He sickens me. Is it wrong if I instruct security to turn the hose on my now former sponsor? He left an oily print inside my beautiful teak desk drawer.

Signed;

Flask and You Shall Receive

Dear Flask;

It’s amazing that you can hit rock bottom and still find a lofty perch from which to look down upon your fellow man. Instead of trusting your security team with a fire hose, why not address the issue of allowing any random asshole to wander through your offices like free range chickens? How many different criminals are going to fuck up your family before you catch a clue that your crack security team is perpetually high on crack? I wouldn’t be so hasty in rejecting your ex’s support; play your cards right and you could be the next Jabot CEO!

[boes]

3 hours ago, NinjaPenguins said:

Flask and You Shall Receive

I die, ****DEAD**** only to rise again because I can't stand to miss ANY of your fabulous post!

NinjaPenguins, I bow before you like Beetlejuice Rising!

[Js Nana]

On 1/17/2024 at 10:56 PM, boes said:

"You must really love me or you wouldn't chasing me around the Jazz Lounge with that chain saw".

Hilarious, hilarious, hilarious, and something you could easily imagine Old Lady Looney Tunes - that's what the kids who throw rotten apples at her house call her - would say.

[Js Nana]

On 1/18/2024 at 3:57 PM, Joimiaroxeu said:

Maybe not office-appropriate though, with her whole back exposed. Yikes.

Not sure when it started, because I think that once-upon-a-time female characters working in offices on that show used to wear business suits, but all the female characters on that show now dress like they work for that very lucrative Newman Enterprises subsidiary, Discreet Dates, Inc.

[Js Nana]

1. My new soubriquet for Phyllis is Lizard Lady (LL), or maybe Blue Toothed Lizard Lady (BTLL), because that's what she looks like to me now.

2. If AA has an administrative body, they should seek an injunction barring Y&R from ever using the program in one of its turgid story lines due to its blatant misrepresentation of how the program works.

3. I relish the day when someone gets up and walks out on TGVN after he's summoned them for one of his lectures.

4. Why didn't Danny just get up and walk away when Lizard Lady started flashing her tits at him - was he afraid she might chase him into the street, screaming "Look at 'em, Danny, look at 'em, ya' know ya' want 'em."  Might I also add that whenever anyone calls Danny a rock star, like he's supposed to have a humungous fan base, mostly made up of nubile young groupies, I have to laugh - Danny Romalotti looks like someone who was popular from the late-70s through the 80s, but it was all over for him by the early 90s, when they couldn't give away tickets to his concerts.