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He also doesn't scratch his balls on camera. Looking at you, Andrrrei. Or trying not to look at you.

If rubbing at your eyes to wipe away tears that aren't there were an Olympic event, Ellie'd get a gold medal. Maybe not for excellence, but for perseverance.

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I think that in the long run, when you're past the initial slam of shock and grief and loss, you never really regret making the decision to end an animal's pain and suffering. Because it's like an iceberg--the part that they let you see is a tiny fraction of how bad it is. What you do regret is letting it go on too long because you make it about yourself and pretend you can keep them with you forever. I know this because I always let it go on too long, and that's the regret that stays with you. If you saved her a day or an hour of suffering, then you made the right decision.

So very sorry, @GaT. What a gorgeous girl she was.

I have a frontloader machine, and that awful mildewy smell has been an issue since the beginning. I tried vinegar, which didn't do it for me. Also baking soda and several other remedies. No dice. Then I tried some odor remover meant to treat hunters' clothes so the animals they're after don't sense their presence. It didn't work on the washer, but my husband never knows when I come into the room. (That's a joke.) Finally I got some commercial treatment thing, and that seems to do the trick. I think it's Tide, but I'll check the name tomorrow. I find that the best thing, though, is just to leave the washer door open all the time so it doesn't start to smell in the first place and wipe down the rubber gasket around the door where water tends to collect. If you don't have a frontloader, then all the above was completely irrelevant.

Sorry, my bad, I was skimming and I thought the whole post was a synopsis, so I skipped over the channel info. You buried the lede as they say in newspaper lingo. 😞

I Googled, since I was curious, too, and no one answered your question. There are four seasons, available on Amazon Prime but with a subscription to something called MHz Choice, which I've never heard of. There's a free trial, and then it's $7.99/mo after that. I may try to binge-watch during the free trial and then cancel. Enough with the subscriptions to a new streaming service every time you want to watch a single show.

I live for aggravation. 😇

They totally bought something like that! And Skyla had one the same color as her mother's, despite her hair being about ten shades darker. It's funny, I'm a native NYer, so I knew exactly where they were when the two of them were outside for Angela's healthy-regimen smoke break. And I couldn't help imagining that people passing by must've been thinking, "Gee, the caliber of the streetwalkers in this neighborhood has certainly taken a nosedive."

Sunny and Windy. I wouldn't be sad if they took their act on the road. I wish he would stop auditioning. Whatever he wanted to be, this is his gig now. Calm down and grow up already.

I'm assuming this is a reference to some previous job she had that I know nothing about? Because she's probably not breaking into men's locker rooms. Anyway, thanks for the correction.

I don't really think that would be tit for tat (forgive the obvious pun). I've read studies that say when asked to rate themselves on looks, men usually give themselves a much higher grade than they deserve by any objective standard. So Jovi would probably think he didn't have anything to worry about if Yara were making a comparison. And just in general . . . where the hell do these people get their confidence? Starting with Mangela and working upward. Wherever they're buying their mirrors, I want to get me one of those.

Was one of them "In My Life" by the Beatles? (It's been a long time since I've seen that episode, so I could easily be misremembering.)

Maybe it should be called "leavage," since it's the last disgusting thing you see when she storms out of the room.

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Does this mean the whole Pornhast family will starve to death? (Chuck really might outlive them all now!)

I could've written these two sentences verbatim. Also the restaurant delivery services like DoorDash, Grubhub, Uber Eats, and shopping services like Instacart. But they make you go through the whole information-gathering signup process before they deliver the bad news (the one thing they do deliver in our area) that they can't help you. I hope you can find another meal service that'll do a better job. I know how frustrating it is.

I agree with this. She was giving the word a French pronunciation--ahntee-duh-press-AHNT--which is probably due to her being such a cosmopolitan intellectual and all. I don't think he was mocking her. (I, however, am.) I also agree that you don't automatically have high cleavage if you have huge breasts. Just the reverse. Huge breasts are heavy and start to sag very prematurely. You have to deliberately hike them up to get your cleavage elevated. It occurs to me that Angie may be skimping on the cost of her ponytail to save up for some back teeth. She probably couldn't find a Hollywood dentist to comp the cost of new choppers. Either that or she thinks she's now hot enough without a full set of teeth. It's going to be fun to see what her life is like once her fifteen minutes have elapsed.

How does $2.96 apiece on eBay sound?

I'm pretty sure that's true. I was just kidding. And with how little I drink, there's almost no chance I'd get behind the wheel loaded. But I like the idea of how it protects the rest of us from people who do.

I've ordered all the state flags to be lowered to half staff. And I see that the moths are already wearing black armbands.

Thanks, @chenoa333! That's very interesting to know about him. I looked up the company, and it turns out that if I want to get loaded and then drive myself home, Tommy's product is what will keep me from killing myself. So he actually has a real job, unlike the other wannabes in this group. That's good!

I don't know what part of the country you're in, but here in northern New England we just went through a plague of brown-tail moths. They build fuzzy nests in trees and shed microscopic hairs that attach themselves to grass and leaves and become airborne. They then stick in people's skin and can even be inhaled. My husband had a bad rash on both his arms that started out looking like a lot of little bug bites. While the infestation was at its height, you couldn't buy a tube of Benadryl cream in the whole state. Anyway, what you're describing sounds sort of like that, so if you're in this area, you might want to look into it. (I don't know if they're an issue anywhere else in the country.)

That idea goes all the way back to the early '60s. Remember the old song? Put on your high-heel sneakers, lordy Wear your wig-hat on your head Put on your high-heel sneakers, child Wear your wig-hat on your head Ya know you're looking mighty fine, baby I'm pretty sure you're gonna knock 'em dead I finally stopped watching this clusterfuck last season, but I pop in here to see what I'm (not) missing. Here's my question: Do we know what Tommy does for actual work? I'm assuming that whatever degree of luxury he lives in is at least partly financed by what MJ makes on the show and associated activities. So if she loses that, does their lifestyle suffer significantly? There may be other reasons they haven't just waved good-bye. I guess I'm wondering if he gets to both take the high road and still keep cashing the checks.