Sun-Bun

Me three, ladies---I've thoroughly enjoyed her "welovepatriciaatschul" Instagram page the past year or more and thought it was actually rather sweet that Pat eventually befriended her and that they've become so close. Not to mention that my own interactions with her on her site have all been quite pleasant as well, not in the least bit strange or unhinged like they've made her out to be at that website. Color me shocked that she ended up dating Thomas though, wow!! That's just all rather too surreal...I feel bad for her name getting dragged through the mud like this though. How embarrassing!

Ditto---still in shock about the Patrick reveal this season. Here I kept thinking he was some Patrick Bateman-type, a suit-wearing slick businessman with a head for statistics and no time for this petty bullshit. And he looked really handsome in old photos with Stassi. Then he shows up onscreen finally, douching it up like he's some man-bunned Californian yoga guru who reeks of stale pot and green juice. I know he must be a slight step up from the likes of Jax and Frank, but come ON---Stassi must be some sort of self-centered nightmare of a girlfriend if she truly thinks he's the best she can rate. Or maybe she's just dickmatized, I dunno. Speaking of dickmatized, James must have gotten a few drunken handsies/blowies from his roomie for that creepy boy to have acted like that. Homeboy has been making those dreamy eyes at him while pawing and drooling all over Jamiepoo for this entire season so far! It's just sad that James is so narcissistic that he's played that dude for this long simply because he liked the sick adulation, no matter what gender.

Oh God, I **loathe** the old "How old do you think I am?" game!!! My eyes instinctually roll back into my head and I'm already thinking that person is goddamned old because only older folks looking for cheap flattery pull that stupid shit. And most of us are way too polite to be honest and guess appropriately, so we just say a much lower age than the real one in our heads. It does sorta crack me up inside whenever that person just starts preening and cooing after I play into his/her obvious bullshit. Old folks don't need to be playing those games! Unlike many women, I love admitting my age. I've proudly earned these 40+ years and their various effects on my body/mind, therefore it's truly a privilege to be of an advancing age, if you ask me. Most of us do get old, if we're lucky. And if you truly take care of yourself, you don't even have to resort to the stupid "How old do you think I am?" game to feel good about your age!

Peter's definitely the sanest, at least.

Or just go work in a nursing home or a special education school, where you get to witness firsthand the variety of filth that can easily collect underneath unattended/longer nails. Trust me when I say, once you've been exposed to such filth, you'll never want to grow long nails ever again. #shortnails4life That being said, the extreme claws that some of these broads rock are indeed fairly disgusting---it just looks extra trashy and common. Can't imagine how much food collects under those things if you're serving up goat cheese balls and other assorted grossness on a typical shift.

Awwww, but much as we all loathe him, Jax is still in my "love to hate/hate to love" category, right down there with Vikki G, Ramona S, Teresa G, Reza F and T-Rav---they're all so gross and rude, but I can't imagine their shows being anywhere near as entertaining without them!

Also because she's a Stage 5 Clinger!!

Watching Scheana pathetically pawing at and drooling all over Rob in that booth as he stewed and grimaced into the distance was all we needed to see to realize that pathetic relationship was already doomed. Talk about never evolving---she's still that same clingy, needy, vapid starfucker we all suspected she was back when she was blowing Eddie Cibrian! Also, she needs to eat; not just for health purposes, but because she looks like an alien or an ant in the face otherwise. Waif/heroin chic is just not her best look. DJ James needs to just come clean about his bisexuality already. That dude most definitely has taken a few rides on the bologna pony---he's all about the pasta. I don't have high hopes for TomTom. Jax probably wants to bang that transgender woman. Just a hunch. And I really didn't need to see blurry images of Stassi's frankenboobs.

He couldn't so much as give you one thing for Christmas? Whatttt??? NOTHING?! Nope. Hell no. My red flags would be waving like crazy over that dick move. When you're in a supposedly stable relationship, Christmas and holidays are not just about YOU anymore. No one gives a shit about your past or some shitty excuse of "golddigger ex" baggage. You make an effort. You make a point to show that you care about your special someone with a special something, even if it's just a dinner/show out or flowers or candy. The way you took care of him for the holiday makes me wonder if he's subconsciously enjoying finally being on the other side of the checkbook. I think it's time you sit him down for a chat; tell him just how much his drunken words truly stung and that you're having trouble forgetting it and the damage is done. Maybe mention that his drinking habits are questionable. DEFINITELY mention that your feelings were still already hurt from his Scrooge ass completely forgetting to get you anything for Christmas. And then I'd tell him you feel it's time for a break because you're not sure if he's ready to be the committed and considerate partner whom you truly deserve, therefore you need time away to assess your own feelings. Maybe in that time apart you both can honestly think about how compatible you truly are, because he definitely isn't respecting you and your feelings the way a good partner should. Honestly, I feel your pain though; this douchewaffle sounds like all the unappreciative jerks I used to date. I'd spoil them too, take them to concerts and nice meals, spa treatments, give thoughtful gifts on holidays...I couldn't even tell you what I got in return, beyond a few half-assed dinners/drinks out. Certainly not any mind-blowing orgasms either! And it was usually that same bullshit about ex'es and not wanting to get too serious, "I've been hurt", "my life is complicated", blah,blah,blah,bullshitcakes. You can do better. You're worth more than that. Life's too short to settle.

Believe it or not, there are women who are still desperate to settle down with Shep. At least according to Cameron, who had a hilarious set of IG stories today saying she had so many women messaging her there to get Shep to go out with them that she would now gladly accept Paypal payments to the highest bidding women for dates with him---I especially liked when she added her rationale: "My husband says I need to start making money on social media."

Ditto. I also honestly think anyone who would sleep with Tamra, let alone *marry* her insane/trashy ass, is gross.

Decor shopping pet peeve here: I finally find a new kitchen rug I like online---perfect color to match my kitchen wall/accent colors. I find it on several websites, eBay too. Need a certain particular size. Andddddd....it's sold out ONLY in that size. On every single site. In that exact color combination. And after multiple email inquiries at all those sites, it won't be restocked in that size again, for whatever strange reason. So I happen find that one particular size of that rug pop up on eBay after a week or so of searching/inquiring online. I'm so excited!! I bid huge bucks over its asking price on it for my final bid because its auction ends in the middle of the night. I wake the next morning to see that some dick outbid me by one dollar 10 seconds before the auction ended. Arrrrghhhh!!!! I give up.

Was chatting a while with someone at a party last night and somehow he mentioned in our conversation that he was gambling at the casino in Atlantis resort a while back and T-Rav was there. He said he thought Thomas talked/acted just like Foghorn Leghorn. Sounds about right.

What about his bars though? Doesn't he still own/run The Palace Hotel and The Commodore?? Maybe he's taken a step back and is running them with someone else's assistance due to his filming/partying schedule, but you'd think that gig would take up far more of his time than what it appears. He definitely needs to tone down the partying though---regularly mixing drugs with the booze is not good, especially for someone his age and height. And I always sorta fear a little for his safety if he brings home the wrong girl, someone who would compromise his safety and/or rob him blind while he's passed out; the "Looking For Mr. Goodbar" situation could happen to a male as well! Also, yes, he desperately needs to hire a stylist and get his look together, and preferably a stylist who isn't his mom.

Believe it or not((still in shock about this)), they're currently filming SC Savannah right now. Never mind the godawful reviews and ratings, somehow that shitshow still managed to get renewed for another season---much like "Summer House", I'm still baffled as to how some of these awful shows squeak by: https://pagesix.com/2017/12/11/southern-charm-to-get-a-touch-of-nyc-next-season/ I'm also wondering if we'll be treated to yet more awkward crossovers from the main SC cast, such as Shep and the gang stopping by to hang with them in Charlotte. Its weird how there's radio silence on "SC New Orleans" though---makes me wonder if it's turning out to be an even bigger dud than the Savannah version and its pathetic cast((and do any of these folks know any person of color? Way to reinforce bad Southern stereotypes there, producers)). Still can't wait to finally see it if/when it finally airs. I'm hoping that since this Shep show aired we'll be spared from further random cast spin-off shows. Although I wouldn't be adverse to a Craig/Gizmo special or the drunken adventures of T-Rav.

Remember a few seasons ago Jax mentioning his extreme foot fetish?((shudder)) He also mentioned something about preferring a gal's feet to be "a little dirty" when he smelt them!!! I'm guessing he mostly enjoys sniffing Brit's cornfed Kentucky farmland footsies.

Me too!! So stupidly twee and cheesy. Almost as cheesy as wall decals and the hideous graffiti "Bubba" painting hanging above the Schwartz's sofa. It just makes me cringe in horror every time it appears onscreen. How anyone could find that thing remotely tasteful is beyond me. But then again, one look at Katie's gross cheetah-spots wrist tattoo gives you an obvious clue that her taste in decor is dubious at best.

Yes indeed---the show had a completely different feel in the first two seasons. Isn't that back when Candace Bushnell had more creative control? Carrie and the gals definitely had more friends and varied social circles back then---like what happened to their nerdy friend Skippy who was hopelessly in love with Miranda? He just vanished forever after the second season. Or the lady with the crazy husband who yelled at Carrie to get out of their apartment one night??((I forget her name but think she was on several episodes)) Then there was Carrie and random strangers talking directly into the camera about the episode's topic; I think that stopped right after the first season. It was kinda funny at first but probably would've gotten old and felt forced if it'd been continued throughout the series. And the gals certainly dressed differently early on; Miranda was usually in dark pantsuits and wore dowdy items and the gals barely wore much color as well, like most typical Manhattanites! Carrie favored more vintage and mixed high/low items---she certainly wasn't the designer label fashion victim she later became.

Oh big surprise---so the hunter ditches his chosen prey to go chase after the lone prey he hadn't caught yet. How predictable. How sad. This is exactly why Shep is single; he enjoys the thrill of the hunt too much to dare settle for a mature and stable relationship. Talk about a complete and total waste of time/money/energy for everyone involved in this shitshow. Little did we realize it was simply an extended teaser preview for Southern Charm's upcoming season! For the record, I didn't detect *any* unique chemistry between Bella and Shep. Zilch. She seemed bored and completely over him by the time she split town; her overall indifference over their "surprise" reconciliation certainly didn't seem to prove otherwise.

No way, are they *seriously* in that kind of financial dire straights? Her home really is being foreclosed and her cars repossessed?? Normally I hate to wish such bad luck on anyone, but she completely deserves it in this case---that awful woman and her spawn have insane spending issues, acting like their money tree would just magically sprout forever. That whole "ask, believe, receive" mantra of hers is some kinda bullshit that does make her sound half mental at this point. Given how particularly thirsty and desperate for screentime she's been on RHofAtlanta this season though, it wouldn't surprise me at all that she's suddenly grasping so hard for a peach again due to financial necessity. Hopefully one or both of them finally got fixed as well, because they sure don't need to be adding yet more mouths to feed into that zoo.

Or "Don't go to The Regency: All Our Friends Are There!"

It's slightly better if you just remember her lip-syncing this atop a bar in gold lamae booty shorts. Never forget the gold lamae booty shorts.

Seriously, to be considered the trashiest cast member among this batch of classless fuckwits is quite a feat indeed---shamelessly bragging about the spoils of homewrecking is some next level bullshit. Go figure that The Slut Whisperer known as Lisa Vanderpump has taken such a shining to her a'la Brandi Glanville. Hope I'm wrong, but I just picture her eventually ending up in some Hollywood madame's exclusive network of Zlister escorts.

Of all the limited amounts of time I actually bother to watch this shitshow((remember when this RH franchise was considered the funniest of them all?!)), I now realize that Kandi has somehow risen to my personal Top 5-10 Housewives *ever* list for just this reason alone---much like Bethany Frankel once was, she's truly the Greek chorus of this show, proudly commenting her way throughout the seasons, yet still enjoying every random catered bite otherwise. Because when you watch RHofBH and RHofNYC it's painful to witness how much of those delicious bites the ladies sadly waste...so Kandi is kinda my spirit animal---eat ALL the delicious foods!!

I follow him on Instagram and nope, based on his pics/stories there, he ain't slowing down on the extreme partying at all. He pretty much just goes globetrotting and partying, lather,rinse,repeat. Occasionally he'll go hunting, see a live show or play golf, but he's mostly a full-time bar star. I can only imagine how many free drinks fans and/or staff must toss his way. It's definitely taken a toll on his looks---his cute, disheveled prepster look of season one SC has given way to his rumpled, bloaty current state. This show is pretty sad on many levels. Much like Shep, it's just a big old mess. The less than handful of gals they could somehow beg to appear on this shitshow seem genuinely bored with Shep. Shep seems genuinely bored with these gals. Shep has no idea how to have a healthy and mature adult relationship. Because he is a spoiled man-child and his mom has apparently babied him for wayyyy too long. And what's the end game here? They "win" the chance to long distance date/sleep with Shep when he's not busy hooking up with half the 20-something chicks he meets out at the bars in Charleston?? Wow, that's some kinda prize right there, ladies.