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  1. the-grey-lady
    All hail the episode 3 recap! Holy Hell, these people are unending pits of misery and despair.
  2. the-grey-lady
    All right, folks, your episode 3 recap is available! I wish I could say it was a labor of love, but I can't lie to my fellow snarkers.
  3. the-grey-lady
    Just wanna let y'all know that I haven't forgotten this week's recap! I had an extended houseguest stay that I hadn't been expecting. My plan is to get your recap written tonight. Preemptive condolences of chocolate and/or vodka can be sent c/o The Grey Lady. Thanks.
  4. the-grey-lady
    Wow. If those two star-crossed lovers can't make it, what hope is there for the rest of us? And to think, I used to believe in love...
  5. the-grey-lady
    Is absolutely everything, no matter how banal, a revelation for her? "Wow! Moving around helps with weight loss! Who knew? An ancient Sanskrit scroll reveals shocking weight loss tips!"
  6. the-grey-lady
    Oh holy hell, I'm getting an ad for Twinings Daily Wellness tea -- with nutritional rockstars like tumeric and anise to aid digestion. I am DEAD.
  7. the-grey-lady
    Or Golden Corral. I'll just see myself out.
  8. the-grey-lady
    I love how the "wives" assume that any of their neighbors' objections are rooted entirely opposition to plural marriage, and not in opposition to living next to a whole mess o' narcissistic, self-absorbed assholes, who come complete with a camera crew.
  9. the-grey-lady
    Are oranges a gateway fruit, like grapes?
  10. the-grey-lady
    Dr. Proctor deserves some sort of Understatement of the Year award, for being able to keep a straight face while delivering this line: "That's kind of a strange argument to have. They're both really unhealthy." Quite a hot take there, doc.
  11. the-grey-lady
    My first thought upon reading this was, "That's a weird way to spell Jinger." WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?
  12. the-grey-lady
    Tania doesn't like having to provide someone else with attention? I sure hope she somehow ends up with a baby who requires absolutely nothing from her. I dislike her for so many reasons.
  13. the-grey-lady
    Kody's eyes look particularly sharky and beady.
  14. the-grey-lady
    Then maybe "Lonely in Flagstaff" is actually episode 2?
  15. the-grey-lady
    I can cover the bizarre morning episode. Nothin' wrong with day drinking.
  16. the-grey-lady
    I'm going to summon up all my courage and volunteer to recap the premiere shitfest coming up on 1/12. The way I see it, I have time to develop a nice, serious drinking problem to get me through.
  17. the-grey-lady
    I like to work out while the show is on. It's motivational.
  18. the-grey-lady
    J&L's mom: I just don't believe in it. Me: What do you mean, you don't believe in being gay? He likes men; he isn't the Tooth Fairy!
  19. the-grey-lady
    Sorry for missing Jill's continued crimes against makeup. I wasn't sure those were actual eyelashes.
  20. the-grey-lady
    That. Fucking. Eyeliner.
  21. the-grey-lady
    Joy: Life is never dull. Me: BULLSHIT. YOUR LIFE IS ALWAYS DULL.
  22. the-grey-lady
    Please! I want in! I can't wait to recap and snark with you all!
  23. the-grey-lady
    Is there anyone on Earth more beige than the Plath parents? Seriously, these two are where fun goes to die.
  24. the-grey-lady
    Wow, the Browns are really selling polygamy as a happy lifestyle choice. I'm going to tell Mr. Grey to start shopping for a second wife right away!
  25. the-grey-lady
    As opposed to her moderately quadriplegic sister.
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