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I was in Thailand 4 days ago and I can tell you that they will massage everything, and you will love it! You will make all the sounds that those ladies made and probably more because you will be alone. l am not kidding. They will make you feel all the things that you thought you hate but secretly love. I cursed my masseuse at the same time I was writing her name down for the next session. Candiace should say thank you for having my back with Porcha. Giselle is still garbage for the things she said about Chris but I can't hate her. I am so tired of the Heather/Whitney fight. The roll means something to Whitney that it obviously doesn't to Heather. If they could shut up for a minute and listen to each other I think they could hash that out.

This was not the burn she thinks it was, with the "dwindling uterus" As someone who has had a hysterectomy it is devastating even though I was done having children. To have that option totally taken away is tough. Fuck Candiace for that read. I hope she doesn't have any female issues as she gets older.

My favorite part of the entire episode was the restaurant scene with Frankie and the Dad. When Frankie was talking about playing basketball and said "I will whoop you, my love", I just fell out. It was so funny. Frankie, trying to be big and bad with the trash talk, but is so sweet that he adds the "my love" to the end? He is just the best. I liked the ladies having loads of fun at the water park. Marysol is going to ruin the rest of the trip.

I have at least 6 Amex cards. I don't think that's strange at all. I do have an issue with the part about the cards probably being in the name of Erica White. Unless they put her real name on them, she absolutely knew what was going on. And the part where she posed as Erica White to get the money in the first part.

I just can't with Lenny. I am sure that he is doing everything to give MORE money to Lisa and make her as happy as he can. Oldest trick in the book. I listened to the Bravo Docket podcast about Lisa and Lenny and the prenup that she signed is so favorable to Lenny it's a joke. I can't believe she signed it. I hope the judge can throw it out or amend it. He talks to her like she's garbage. I loved the black card flex, but I loved more Marysol's telenovella re-creation even more. I laughed so hard. Nicole is earning her Mojito this year. These ladies need to learn humility and when to say, sorry, I fucked up. It's not a good look to double down even when you know you are lying.

She is so messy. Just what I love in a Housewife. She does need to pull it together, She is coming off a bit too mean and she needs to cute Jen Shah right out. Just admit she was wrong and Jen is an asshole. Then get rid of the attitude and ego and maybe she can reclaim her top housewife status.

Someone needs to take down Larsa. She is so full of herself! Nicole needs to earn her fruity beverage or whatever they hold in the promo picture This season is so good!!

Lenny is so gross. He just wants his wife to disappear so he can "entertain" his girlfriend, but he wants her around to go the wife stuff like buy groceries and take care of his kids, because he can't be bothered. Yuck. My poor husband has been very patient with me while I rant to him about what a terrible person Lenny is, but boy is he in for a rant tonight!

I am not a Candiace fan at all, but she is really impressing me this season. She is acting like an adult and much better behaved than all these older ladies who are trying to use her for a storyline. Can we hope that she has learned how this game is played? Mia can go, she is boring.

Well, well,well... Lenny was cheating on his wife with the new model. Straight from the horses mouth. I am not surprised, he is garbage. They just had a whole scene where he has parties with models and ladies with no clothes on all the time, and then he complains that all he does is work and Lisa is out doing whatever she wants. The less said about Larsa the better, I can't stand her.

So... the "garden shaft" that has been there filled with water for the entire show so far is actually the money pit and you are telling me that they did not know that? Come on! I have seen that water feature for years. I am thinking this is the hail mary, they need to find something, it has been at least 10 years of nothing.

This was all too much. Mia needs to tone it down, she was fighting over nothing. Wendy needs to not take the bait. If she can't do that she needs to use her words, after all, she has 4 degrees. Crater-face bitch is not a good insult for a grown woman to be hurling at another. My favorite moment however was when Wendy was yelling at Gizelle and Robin for being hypocrites(they were) for condoning violence against her, then Wendy getting up and saying if she saw Mia at the house she would "beat her fucking ass." Hypocrite much? Lord! I can handle the yelling and messiness. I can not handle the drink throwing and name calling. Can we keep it classy ladies? Oh, and Mia if you are going to throw things, can you at least hit your target? She missed with the lettuce and she missed with the drink.

This my conspiracy theory. Kathy got drunk and said some mean things in a rage. Rinna sees an opening to embellish this as no one else heard the majority of what was said. Rinna spins this awful story against Kathy and Kathy, who did say something hurtful like "Dorit is a poopyhead" and "Crystal is a dum-dum". Then Kathy feels bad and apologizes to everyone but has no idea the Rinna has made up her own narrative to this. Of course this would get cleared up at the reunion when Kathy says, "i never said that stuff" but the damage is done. Who knows, I probably have too much imagination, but Rinna has cried wolf one too many times for me to believe anything she says.

Maybe Kyle sees the writing on the wall. If Rinna can go after Kathy, she will go after anyone, including Kyle. The only thing that keeps Rinna from going after Kyle is that Kyle is stronger in regards to the show hierarchy. If Rinna sees a weakness she will try to take Kyle down. If Kyle is smart she will see this and try to get rid of Rinna. For all of our sakes, I hope I am right.

Kathy apologized! She apologized with no equivocation, no if's and's or but's! What does Rinna want? She wants blood and tears and heartache. She will not be happy until she burns these sisters bond to the ground. I find her so terrible. Full stop. Just terrible

Harry has been in a bunch of stuff lately. He was in the Hot Zone as Tom Brokaw which you mentioned as well as in the new Anne Rice show about the Mayfair Witches. He is probably working as much as he can to stay away from RInna.

These ladies were annoying for sure but I don't like Kyle not giving his all to this charter. I felt like because these guests were not "his people" he felt like he could be dismissive of them. He is a "service queen" and that should be for anyone that sets foot on the boat. He was right about Steven, but he brought it up in the first place so...

I get what Erica is saying. Let the courts hash it out and decide if the earrings are ill-gotten gains. The problem now, for me, is that the court has in fact said that the earrings were bought with stolen money and Erica has appealed the ruling. So she said she would let the courts figure it out and when they did, she still doubled down. She's gross. I am glad they let Sutton off the hook for a day.

Well, Shit. I had an idea that Chanel being Somali might have a female circumcision in her past but damn! 4 years old is... I don't even know what to say. Can I hope that at her young age maybe things are not as developed and just maybe the damage is less? I have no idea and probably should not speculate on things I am not educated about. I think she has been through more than anyone should have to and she could do a lot in the world if she chose to. On a lighter note, I thought that Stanbury has finally showed up. I think she is pulling her weight and maybe it really was the wedding that was taking all her energy. I like her and she seems softer than I remember her from LOL. Pretty good episode, heavy, but it was worth watching.

My take on the watch thing was that in a painting of two mostly nude people for him to be wearing a watch stands out a bit which is why Charles investigated the watch a bit more. I must also say that the description of the painting by Bunny's friend and neighbor as "very balls forward" is my most favorite description of anything ever and I will be using it for anything I need a descriptor for, no matter what. My favorite cheese dip? The newest season of Stranger Things? Very balls forward. See! It works for anything. As far as the Cinda Canning thing. She is awful so I wouldn't put anything past her, but faking a murder and framing someone for it is evil. Let's see how this really plays out.

Let's not forget, also, that the first time we see adult Erin she is drinking wine directly out of the bottle. She probably isn't thinking clearly. Good start, I have no idea what is happening but I am here for the ride.

I was on a cruise of the Greek islands last week and the crew was mostly Indian and Filipino. I was called Madame by all of them. I don't know if it's a cruise line thing or a cultural thing but it took some getting used to. They called my husband Sir and me Madame or Lady which really cracked me up.

I liked season one so I will give season two a try. I'm going to Greece so I am going to download to my kindle and watch on the plane. I can't wait!

If Marlo was thinking she would take those clothes, put them on Ebay or something, label them Kandi's and use the money to buy brand new clothes. She could get a premium is she marketed them correctly. In fact, get some from all the ladies and sell them on her own website. She would make a killing if they are designer and show worn buy the RH. I don't think the girls would mind last years Versace anyway, Marlo is just being difficult for the show.

I thought this was a lot of fun. I watched the whole thing today. It ends on a cliffhanger so I hope we get the rest soon.