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I used to think that Christina and Henry were the worst matched couple but nope, that honor now goes to Olivia and Brett. I liked Olivia at first but she's becoming Molly 2.0 in my book. She said at first that she was fun, loved to go out and do things, has a great sense of humor, etc. but we've seen precious little of that. I get that Brett is no prize but I was laughing at some of what he said. Of course, I love sarcasm but still . . . Olivia acts like an annoyed mother. It's slightly ironic that the partner who is frugal as all get out has the sense of humor and the partner who is more laid back financially has a stick up her butt regarding everything else. Speaking of Christina and Henry, I have to admit that I was actually smiling -- SMILING! -- during their scenes. Maybe I ate some bad food or something but I am starting to hope that maybe these two can find some common ground. Or at least try to enjoy each other's company during the next 5 weeks. I will give it to them that neither of them got impatient or frustrated with the golf or the salsa dancing, where one of them was clearly out of his/her comfort zone in each activity. Amelia and Bennett should have zero concerns. The work situation is probably a nonissue, just like it was for Jessica and Austin last season. I'll be the first to admit that I thought Amani and Woody had zero chance of making it in the first episode but they really do seem well matched. I don't blame her for being hesitant to put the "L" word out there so quickly and I hope he understands that. Does anyone know how long before MAFS that Karen's last relationship ended? I've said it before and I'll say it again. She needs therapy, real therapy, and if the "experts" were worth a pinch of their salt, they would recognize that. She strikes me as someone who applied on a whim, or thinking it would help her get over her ex, and was probably freaked out when she got chosen. She was probably desperate to see who her intended was and recruited friends to find out for her, so that she could have something to use from the start as her escape clause. She's using Miles' sensitivity as a cockblock, basically -- and I don't mean that just in the physical sense. She's terrified to get close to him because she's terrified to be receptive to anyone right now. Again, she needs therapy. Deep down, I'm guessing she knows that Miles is a really good, decent guy. There's a reason that she's chosen the lying, cheating alpha males she has. Again, therapy, Karen. As another poster said upthread, I see Karen as more emotionally immature than Miles. Miles tried to have an honest conversation with her about intimacy (since he has zero idea what her thoughts are since she won't even hold his hand and has only kissed him maybe twice). She was very clearly uncomfortable. If it was because of the cameras, she should have said so but she reacted like a 14 year old might, trying to change the subject and busying herself with activities so she didn't have to look at him. I think Miles was attempting to joke around with her by scheduling any kind of intimacy but she is so terrified of any kind of connection with him that she recoiled and bolted. If the "experts" were shown this footage, they should have hauled ass over to their apartment pronto.

For all the scoffing the coven did at Denise's cease and desist, let's see how quickly they all get their own if Brandi is brought back on to this mess. As enjoyable as that sounds, Rinna would far and away win. Kyle is a precious little snowflake who backs down the second anyone challenges her. Look how she cried/got teary over several dinners this season and look how she tried to talk about how SHE was the one who was bullied this season. She's all bark and no bite.

Worse, she's a follower who is desperate to be relevant. Exactly. Kyle said some stupid shit to Denise like "if it's out there, it has to be addressed." Yeah, well, clearly that didn't happen when rumors of Mauricio cheating were out there, when rumors of Kim doing meth was out there, when rumors about Harry Hamlin were out there, when rumors about Rinna's eating disorder were out there. And even this season, it's out there that Mauricio has committed fraud so why aren't we addressing that, Kyle?

Really unfair to Love Boat era Charo! He he. I'm with you on Amelia Gray. I find her to be very, very average looks-wise, and a spoiled twit otherwise whose mother brags that she doesn't read. I wouldn't be bragging about that but then again, I also wouldn't be bragging about my kids learning how to perform oral sex thanks to my book so what do I know?

So wait. Kyle thinks SHE was bullied all season? In what world? Denise has that particular market cornered. She could tell Kyle a thing or two about being bullied by these bitches. Newsflash Teddi: Denise said that she said worse about you than Brandi reported, not that she said that TO Brandi. There's a difference. Of course, maybe if you, Erika, Rinna and Kyle weren't so busy screeching over each other, you'd get it. Garcelle continues to be fucking awesome. Andy: "What is your response to the Hamlin brat telling you to fuck off?" Garcelle: "Okay." Andy: "Garcelle, do you want to respond to what Teddi said?" Garcelle: "No." She is seriously amazing. Variety has reported that Denise is not returning. I don't blame her. If Denise and Garcelle are both out, so am I. I have watched from inception but as I quit RHONY due to the assholery of Dorinda and Leah, I have no qualms quitting this shit show. I am NOT watching Andy hash anything out with Brandi. I made sure my DVR wasn't recording either. Will listen to whatever is reported here by those folks brave enough to not only listen to Brandi's verbal diarrhea but look at her face as well. ETA because I forgot: Kyle is a massive hypocrite. So she says Dorit feeling as though Kyle attacked her was being overly dramatic taking it too far after Kyle just got done crying for 10 minutes over how she was attacked the entire season? Bitch, please!

While I do agree that Malia was right to chastise Rob for not doing his job, she's still a twat. Major twat move on her part to be badmouthing Rob to Bugsy. She shouldn't have done it at all, much less before she even spoke to Rob about it. So good on Rob for calling her out on that. Aesha's idea of fun doesn't appeal to me either. Of course, I also wouldn't like to go out in a group that is all coupled up except for me. No, thanks. Aesha didn't bother me as much her last season but for some reason, this season, her voice always sounding as if she's on the verge of hysterical laughter annoys me. I found Johnny Damon and his wife disgusting. I've never understood on any of these BDs why anyone would pay so much money for a vacation and then spend it fall down drunk. Can't you do that at home? And holding a crew member down, climbing on top of them and pouring alcohol down their throats is NOT funny. Maybe Aesha should have checked out of the crew and left with the Damon party. Seems to me that Jess was having a panic attack. Even so, she probably should have been taken to a doctor or medical center ASAP to make sure she was okay. Funny how Sandy can leave the bridge to hide in the corners of the galley to spy on Kiko and interrogate guests about every aspects of their meal but can't be bothered to leave when one of her crew members is having heart palpitations. Sandy and Malia continue to be the worst.

For someone who likes to talk about how southern women have proper etiquette, etc., Erika sure is failing at that. She blasts Denise for lying but that frozen faced bitch sat there and lied through her capped teeth about how her threesome comment was about teens in general. No, it was about Denise's teen daughters and every Ho present in Santa Barbara knew it, based on their facial expressions. And Erika knew what she was saying too, based on her smirky look. Just because Erika was doing threesomes when she was fourteen and banging her boyfriend in a hospital room at sixteen doesn't mean that's what all teens do. Kyle, as the mother of four daughters, should not have sat there and said nothing. I doubt she would have appreciated anyone making a comment about Portia, who is 12 or 13 now. Rinna needs to take the advice of her own disgusting spawn and fuck off. She and Erika were the most vile (out vile-ing Kyle) at the reunion. Between the constant attacks on Denise, her weaponizing the word "gaslight," and then claiming to know what Sami and Lola watch, are feeling and thinking, she's just particularly disgusting. And I say this as someone who used to be a fan. But all this, combined with her repulsive youngest daughter (the elder doesn't seem as bad) just make her look like a terrible human being. For anyone who thinks Denise is upset that she couldn't control the narrative -- maybe so, but Kyle sure has controlled the narrative, whether it's about Kim's alcoholism and drug abuse to her husband's cheating. Those things were out there and yet they didn't become the focus of the season (Kim did eventually but certainly not before she and Kyle had a major falling out and Kim had legal problems.) Let's not forget that Denise was going through legal issues with Charlie while this season was being filmed. Given that Sami and Lola were 15 and 14, it's not out of the realm of possibility that the girls might have been embarrassed by what was being said about their mom and what was going on via RHOBH and could have said they wanted to live with their dad. I mean, Charlie is certainly no prize but he is their dad and he's not on a reality show. From what little we've seen, neither girl seems to be crazy about being on camera. I don't care whether Denise was lying about Brandi or not. Erika admitted to having a threesome and she wore a C U Next Tuesday necklace during her first season (proudly) so for her to be pearl clutching over Denise not wanting to share what did or did not happen is inane. I will always respect Denise Fucking Richards not only for adopting Eloise and being her primary caregiver but also for taking in Charlie's sons when he and his then-wife were going thru drug issues. That speaks volumes about the kind of person Denise is, outside of the happy endings and penis talk. That talk is just Denise and it's no different than Erika talking about threesomes on camera, or Lisa bragging about how daughters learned to give blow jobs from her book on camera. I've never been a Dorit fan in past seasons but I appreciate her now for not joining the I Hate Denise Richards Fan Club and either asking sensible questions and/or refusing to believe Brandi, the lying liar who lies (regardless of what Kyle says.) The only thing good I will say about Teddi is she is clearly a ride or die friend with Kyle -- and riding this Denise bashing train is probably going to kill her reality tv career. Because she's got nothing else. Kind of like Erika. I was going to vent more about Kyle but then I saw a screenshot someone posted of Kyle with her hands up at her face that was aired during the reunion and I realize I can't punish her any more than her own stubby man hands do. Garcelle is a queen. She looked amazing, she spoke her peace calmly and she didn't pile on Denise. I hope that next week, when the Denise pile on continues, she goes for Rinna (and Erika, as a bonus.) Sutton didn't thrill or annoy me. I will NOT be watching when Andy has his private sit down with Brandi. Yeah, let Brandi say what she wants with no pushback or feedback? I don't think so. Watching this reunion reminded me of being bullied in school.

Brandi's looks have zero to do with whether or not her partner cheats. Eddie could have been or continue to be a dog who is always going to cheat. Or maybe Brandi was a drunk asshole then as well. Who knows? Regardless, Brandi proved during her seasons that she has zero boundaries, whether it's slapping LVP or revealing that Adrienne and Paul's kids were via surrogacy or slandering Joanna Krupa. She's tacky, she's trashy and anyone who is friends with her is an idiot.

I still hate Malia. Sandy still annoys the ever loving crap out of me. Sounds like Jess's heart palpitations are anxiety-related. Rob did the right thing by telling her about his ex texting but she was well within her rights not to like it or feel comfortable about it. As one of the obvious downsides to a boatmance, everyone knows your business so it's not like this stays between Rob and Jess. Why doesn't every luxury yacht have those plate covers? It's such a stupidly simple suggestion, especially since on some of these boats, the galley isn't close to the dining area. But then, I guess, we wouldn't have the drama of Sandy hovering and freaking out about how Johnny Damon's food isn't HOT! I did have to laugh over Jess being annoyed over Aesha's delight over absofuckinglutely EVERYTHING. She's not wrong. Alex continues to remain cute. The drunk charter guest was an embarrassment. Girl, they've not even gotten out of port properly and you're already falling down drunk? Since Malia is, like, the best bosun to ever bosun, why did she allow the guests to go into jellyfish-infested waters? I think that happened a season or two ago and Joao wouldn't let the guests in. Couldn't Sandy, with her mad captain skillz, move the boat? Mrs. Johnny Damon seems like a high maintenance pain in the ass.

Excellent points on this entire post but I want to point out that the real question is who told Rinna about the cease and desist and what was said? I'm going to guess Kyle, who was either told by production and/or told by Kim, who was informed by Brandi. Again, very hypocritical of Rinna to think Denise is in the wrong, pointing out how angry she is, etc. when Rinna lost her shit at the Amsterdam dinner when Kim suggested talking about Harry Hamlin. Obviously Rinna didn't want HH, or whatever tea Kim was going to spill, brought out on the show so she's not "owning it." And while Erika wasn't there, I have little doubt that she would have joined in the Denise pile-on. Which also makes her a hypocrite since she practically went for Eileen's throat over discussing Erika's grown son and certainly does not want to discuss too much about Tom. We all know that Kyle pitched a fit when the rumor about Mauricio's cheating came up and shut that thing down pronto. She also flipped her wig over Brandi talking about smoking pot when they were in Amsterdam because her kids would hear it. Once again, major hypocrite -- she didn't want her kids hearing pot talk so what's so different about Denise not wanting her kids to hear threesome talk? Only Teddi is not guilty of being hypocritical in this regard but only because she's boring. Most of these women are like a pack of rabid coyotes, just waiting to jump on prey and tear it to bits. So long as they aren't getting dragged through the mud, they are perfectly fine at subjecting someone else to it. I don't care whether Denise lied about Brandi or not. Brandi herself said (disingenuously, I might add) that the topic of her and Denise never should have been made public. Very true. Of course, Brandi was the one that made it public. It wasn't as if her conversation was being recorded and she didn't know. She blabbed on camera. The only thing missing was the popcorn. As I've said before, I don't care whether Denise hooked up with Brandi (although I always thought she had better taste than that.) That is between Denise, and Brandi and Denise and Aaron.

Creepy and the perfect example of deflection, which they all seem to be screaming about with regard to Denise. I liked Rinna when she first came on the show but she is a friend to no one. Someone needs to remind her how she reacted when Kim brought up Harry Hamlin at the dinner n Amsterdam. Talk about angry. I did love how Dorit said "Kyle!" as soon as she saw Brandi Glanville was trashing up her home. Kyle can play dumb all she wants but OF COURSE she knew Kim was bringing her (and Kyle also can't fully hide her glee that Brandi was there.) I don't blame Denise for not showing. I probably wouldn't either. She knew it would be a pile-on, not to mention it would take away from the actual purpose of the party. Has production ever gotten this involved before? Twice now in the last 2 or 3 episodes we've seen production interfere. First, by telling Denise that she needed to return to the Rome pizza dinner. Denise isn't a child, I think she can decide for herself. Have they ever told anyone else that you have to return to anything because you've said something and it's not fair to leave before other people respond? (Frankly, in the real world does anyone operate like that?) And second by telling Garcelle that Denise being a no-show for Dorit's party is not cool because Garcelle stood up for Denise. Talk about stoking the fire and shit stirring. At least Denise knows it's a cease and desist (looking at you, Tamra Judge.) I was grateful that we were spared any Erika Jayne during the party. I look forward to the reunion, if only because I hope Denise rips every one of these women (with the exception of Dorit and Garcelle) to shreds.

I'm amazed the dumb bitch can read even a Nicholas Sparks book, FFS. Shawn's baby mama needs to drag his sorry ass into court pronto for more support, since clearly he's got coin to spend on his jailbird girlfriend. Destinie has got to be one of the hardest, most worn looking 28-year-olds I've ever seen. I mean, I'm a straight woman but if I wasn't, seeing Destinie in that towel with her honking tattoos would turn me straight in a second. Ewww. I guess I give Shawn some kind of props for getting it up over that. Lindsey's daughter seems like such a sweet little girl, I feel sorry for her at having such a loser for a mother. Lindsey's mother (grandmother?) totally has her number though. Lindsey has a good thing going now -- Scott's sending her money and apparently giving her mother and daughter money too. If she stays in the pen, she doesn't have to move into a home with him. I feel for Scott because I think the death of his son made him particularly vulnerable to a con artist like Lindsey. I thought I might like Jessica at first, even with the unfortunate condom-like prison-pickup dress but girl really is a sourpuss. Maurice is visiting his daughter, CHILL. She's part of the package. Frankly, Jessica probably should have stayed at the hotel while Maurice spent time with his child. Or gone to the mall and bought some clothes in her own size, since everything she owns appears to be 4 sizes too small. What kind of a job does she have that allows her to take off for a month, while she and Maurice wait for his parole to be transferred? Quaylon is clearly going to have to choose between Shovel (love it from an earlier poster) and Quaylude (or whatever his mother's name is.) I want to know why neither woman is addressing the fact that Quaylon was telling both of them stories and was lying to one of them. I really wish LAL didn't find the need to show us scenes of recently released inmates grinding on their marks. Ick. Things are difficult enough in the world right now already. I always laugh over how these idiots tell freaking everybody about their jailbird "partner." "So you're picking up your girlfriend?" "Yeah, she just got released from prison after going away from 7 years for drugs!" Or "Hello, sir, I'll be your driver this evening." "Nice to meet you. I'm picking up my girlfriend from prison and I'm going to propose to her and then hopefully marry her on the side of the road before we have to haul ass to get her to the halfway house she's bailed out of, like, 5 times before!" I mean, when they are getting gas or going to the grocery store, do they tell everybody they found their soulmate at Inmates for Idiots dot com?

Exactly what did Kyle do for Teddi's baby shower to get "co-host" status? Keep Teddi busy to delay their arrival? Because it looks to me like Dorit did all the work. And way to be a passive aggressive asshole with the comment about how the Capri room does not look like Capri, Kyle. Newsflash: it's not Capri. It's Buca di Beppo. Of course Brandi Glanville shows up after Sutton and Garcelle leave. Can't have anyone in Denise's corner, other than Dorit. And thank you, Dorit, for not jumping on the "Brandi would never lie/we can't believe Denise" train. Kyle has a very limited memory if she thinks Brandi is not a liar. Kyle needs to see her own footage from earlier seasons. If I were Teddi's friends, I'd be pissed that I was basically expected to leave the shower so the shit talking could commence. Rinna's spawn is staying in a $5,700 per month 1 bedroom apartment? That is absolutely insane. And of course the brat needs help paying it. How else is an 18 year old going to pay that rent? How about the Hamlins tell her that if she isn't going to school, she's going to get a job? That's pretty much what my friends and I were told -- and guess what? It worked. With the exception of Denise, Garcelle and now Dorit (who would have thought), I pretty much hate all these women.

Get Malia, P.I. on the case, stat! EVERYTHING must be registered with the boat! Everyone knows that's MARITIME LAW! (drink!)

Malia is getting (rightfully) RIPPED APART on Instagram. She has closed comments on the majority of her newer posts so most have gone to her older posts to tell her how much she sucks and how many people are wanting her booted off the show. Ha!

I don't think it was mentioned at the preference sheet meeting. I think the charter guests told Bugsy a few hours before dinner. In between their naked, dildo-toting shenanigans.

I have traveled overseas with prescription medication. I've never had to take a paper prescription, just the pills in the original bottle with the prescription label on it, as you mentioned. But of course, we're not subject to MARITIME LAW (everybody drink!)

Sandy doesn't have to because her pet, Malia, has forwarded her mail to the galley and is pulling a Jenna. I hope Tom does walk out. As he says, he doesn't need this. It would serve Sandy and Malia right.

These guests are so trashy and tacky.

So Sandy is terrified that Hannah might take a legally prescribed medication for anxiety with the guests on board but it's perfectly okay for the crew to go out the night before a charter, get totally shitfaced and still be drunk when the guests come onboard? Really?

If there is justice in this world, repercussions will kick Malia straight in the ass. So now that her boyfriend is the chef, is she going to be hanging out in the galley all charter?

CBD is not the same thing as pot or marijuana, Sandy and Malia. Can someone please give Malia a dose of whatever it was that she had that allergic reaction to? And withhold the Benadryl? The crew needs to stop saying that Hannah walked off the job and quit right before a charter. She did not. Sandy let her go. And Malia, please stop telling the deck crew about how they should have each others' backs. Take the knife out of Hannah's back before you spout that bullshit. Damn you, Below Deck Med for making me Team Hannah.

I want Malia to fall overboard. And take Captain Sandy with her.

Malia, is the fact that you're a backstabbing, lying skank ho of a bitch registered with the boat?

Fuck you, Sandy. Fuck you, Malia. You're both complete and utter assholes.