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Wasn't it established Brandon did work there? I mean, that was mentioned and Taylor didn't dispute it. Regardless, I'm not taking Brandon's side. I think he's definitely abusive, at least verbally. But Taylor is no prize and she's setting herself out as some innocent victim. If she did indeed stumble in there and find Brandon by accident, leave! She didn't say anything like I had no idea he was there, etc., she defended her decision to go there as she had been there before, so. That tells me she knew full well that Brandon either might be there or was there. And she can defend her Insta video all she wants with excuses like Brandon didn't follow her and neither did his friends but she knew that video would get back to him and that's why she did it. She's immature, he's immature and neither of them should be in any relationship, much less with each other.

I would think Taylor too, which could explain why she and Derek were so friendly. I did note that Derek said "cast members," not "cast member." So if Jess did know, I would think she might tell Austin and ask for his advice and maybe the two of them told Derek. Regardless, Derek was very gentlemanly about saying that he would not expose the person or persons, which I respect. I also respect him for airing Katie's dirty laundry to the world. Well played, Derek.

Well, Katie definitely kept with the turtle theme and dressed in a lovely shade of turtle green that did her zero favors. I'm no expert but Katie, girl, wear a cute dress with a short skirt and cover up more on top. That said, Katie is a total asshole. So if whoever misunderstood what she said about cheating on Derek with her fuckboy ex two days after the honeymoon, please explain exactly what it was that you said so we can try and understand how it was taken out of context. Yeah, I thought so. I think Derek simply was not bad boy enough for Katie from (nearly) the start. She wants someone that's unattainable, that doesn't want her. And I guess Derek never lit her fire the way she wanted. So move on, Derek. Start working on your bucket list/dreams and don't look back. You were too good for that vocal-fried mess. Taylor is totally full of shit. She knew that Brandon worked at that bar but she was going to go there with another man because she'd been there before? Girl, please. There are TONS of places in the D.C. area. Go to one of those. You didn't so just admit you did it to try and show up Brandon with another man. And you got exactly what you wanted. Brandon created a scene. You got a little bit of karma too because your stupid ass got arrested. I really didn't understand why Kevin was questioning Michael so heavily and then saying well, I wasn't there. Neither was Michael! Michael only knows either what Brandon told him and/or what he heard in the courtroom. Like most anything else, there was probably Taylor's version, Brandon's version and then the truth. So a lot of time was wasted trying to make Michael Brandon's spokesperson, which was NOT his job. I did notice that after the Brandon Inquisition, Michael looked like he was trying to go to sleep for the remainder of the reunion. I think he's a lying liar who lies but he was absolutely correct in that it was unfair to put him on the spot and try to make him account for Brandon's actions. Although I have zero idea why Michael tried to get Kevin to back off by using their race. What did that have to do with anything? Asshole behavior is asshole behavior. I'm disappointed that Kevin didn't go after Taylor's accounting a bit more because girl clearly ain't right in the head. Meka looked nice but she's no more an expert than Dr. Pepper, Pastor Cal or Dr. V so she should have been quiet. Austin and Jess seemed happy. Yay, Shannie! I knew she wouldn't sugarcoat anything. She is a ride or die friend, that's for sure. She has no use for Lindsay. Neither should Mindy. Both Zach and Lindsay were lying through their teeth. And Zach kept right on lying and deflecting during the reunion. As far as I'm concerned, Mindy should tell Katie to fuck off as well. Katie may not have realized how douche Zach was but if she's such good friends with Mindy now, Zach is her ex-husband. Kind of like there are many other places and bars to hang out besides Brandon's in the D.C. area, there are also other men besides Zach, Katie.

My guess is that Caroline brought Sophie in because she knew that Sophie and Alex (?) were splitting up and Sophie needed a job/money. Sophie was also a good cheerleader and buffer for Caroline if the other ladies got critical. I had no idea that Caprice had a flat iron. I actually knew nothing about her before LOL. Maybe she had stepped back from her businesses a great deal during filming of season 1 because of the surrogate and her pregnancy. Whatever the reason, it's a shame because I'm always interested in seeing self-assertive women run their businesses. We saw Juliet blog a tiny bit and then I think it may have been the last episode of season 2 where we saw her shopping with someone. Why not show more of that? I thought it was interesting and it helped to explain why Juliet had a fashion blog. I mean, if she were dressing folks (and doing it successfully), then yes, she was a good source of fashion information. Although at Marissa's July 4th party at Bumpkin, Juliet was dressed for an American BBQ in someone's backyard. She probably would have been better off in a sundress. What exactly did the Gift Library sell, @LemonSoda? I saw they pulled out jewelry but am curious as to what else they offered. I wonder if Caroline's wedding shop is still in business? I didn't get a mean girl vibe from Marissa. It's possibly she meant it in a joking manner and it simply fell flat. It's also possible that since Marissa was/is good friends with Caroline's sister, she heard things from the sister and was letting that message come through. I think if Marissa and Caroline F. had a closer friendship, she could have made the comment about lock up your children, etc. and Caroline F. would have either laughed it off and told her to stuff it in a good-natured way and it would have been fine. But Marissa and Caroline F. were not that close so it certainly didn't go over well. Never mind the fact that Caroline F. was wearing a bowling shirt with "cougar" on it at the time. And that's a good example. The shirt came from Juliet, Caroline F. was closer with Juliet at the time and saw the shirt as a joke. Regarding Julie -- that's very true. The other women either had husbands that were making good (to amazing) money or had family money (Caroline F. and Annabelle) or money from their own income/settlements (Annabelle). Julie was doing all the heavy lifting in her family, even without her husband's health issues. I've seen things here and there from last October-ish mentioning a possible reboot. I would love it -- I think LOL was cancelled because the production costs were so high. I definitely prefer LOL over crap like Southern Charm, which is absolute garbage. But they would have to get an almost entirely new cast -- only Juliet and Julie are still in London. Caroline, I believe, is still in Dubai. Marissa is in LA. Annabelle died 2 years ago. Caroline F. moved back to Denmark. I guess that would be the perfect time to try to entice Caprice to come back, he he.

Probably an unpopular opinion but I was disappointed that Caprice did not return for Season 2. I thought it would be interesting to see her business -- especially since that was somewhat limited due to her pregnancy. I wouldn't have had an issue with watching her run her business with two babies, so long as it wasn't all babies, all the time. I didn't care that Noelle didn't return. I felt sorry for what happened with Scot but she was the most transparent gold digger imaginable. So after seeing most of season 1 the other day I went ahead and bought the entire series on my Amazon Prime account and watched a bunch of Season 2 yesterday. My heart actually broke for Caroline losing her business. The biggest mistake she made -- expanding too quickly, too soon -- is so understandable and has sunk many a business. As someone who admitted that she wanted to be more than just a wife and mother, and who said her boobs should have been balls, it was probably doubly devastating to her. I did enjoy the scenes where Michael Sam came to visit her and they did the Duck through London. It showed Caroline being very carefree and fun. Annabelle did mention Alexander McQueen a lot. I recall people mentioning that she never really got over his death, that they were extremely close. Not just in a business/professional way but in a BFF/she had dedicated rooms in all his homes kind of way. I read a few things on Annabelle yesterday and didn't realize that she had been the victim of a horrific attack when she 19, I think? Tied to a tree and beaten for something like two hours; then had to have her face completely reconstructed because of the damage. That, apparently, was what led to her heroin addiction for a while. I also read that following her horse-riding accident, she was in almost constant pain for the remainder of her life. So shooting the show must have been difficult for her. I didn't and don't have an issue with Marissa, as moving to London, meeting and marrying a Brit and having a fabulous life there sounds like heaven to me. The only thing that rubbed me the wrong way was when Marissa made the comment to Caroline Fleming about locking up your children because the cougar is in town. That was really tacky and pretty low. Speaking of Caroline Fleming, I want to be her. Between her gorgeous Chelsea digs, her effortless style, her easy-going "I never wear shoes" (I don't either at home) and telling her dinner guests it was time for them to leave, I just love her. She's no-nonsense but comes off warmer than Caroline S. She's actual royalty but doesn't wave it around. She has two dogs that she takes on lengthy walks who then return home and pee and poo on the floor. She's like us! I also still love Julie. Watching her prepare for her JUB business meeting, I know that's what I would be like. I appreciate that she's not sure what she's doing so she'll ask Caroline S. for advice. She's not sure how to market Mapperton so she goes to one of Luke's cousins to see how he runs his estate. She's a smart cookie, even if she's flustered. And I love that she rides her bike almost everywhere. I did feel for her when she got emotional and cried over comments made by Caroline S. when Caroline F. got into a handstand before Julie, the yoga teacher, did. Yeah, it was attacking her career and her identity but I also don't believe these other women knew how much stress and pressure Julie was under at the time, basically being a single parent to four kids and working on both her yoga and on saving Mapperton. Juliet comes off a bit better in season 2 although this so-called fashion maven really needs a stylist. Her kids are adorable. Sophie is an annoying try-hard, at least for the first half of season 2, to a downright shit stirrer. And she seems like a drunk.

Since the hierarchy of the sailboat is so, so very important, I'm wondering how Adam and Jenna qualify for using the master bedroom when no charter guests are onboard. I mean, shouldn't the captain get first dibs? And then maybe down from there (which I would guess means Byron?) Or at least have a draw or lottery of some kind? Because these two fuckwits (Adam and Jenna) are hijacking the room at the end of every charter. I guess they feel superior because they're banging (or having shmex, as they would say). Someone needs to draw them a very simplistic, stick-figured explanation of how your business becomes everyone else's business when you're banging in the master bedroom on a sailboat. Everyone knows. And it's not like either of them were operating on the down low or trying to be discreet. Let's be real. Jenna pretty much forwarded her mail to the galley as soon as her lady bits started to (inexplicably) tingle for Adam. As unlikable as everyone on BDSY have been at one time or another, Adam and Jenna have remained disgusting sea beasts the entire time, whether it's inappropriate PDA, talking shit about coworkers or being gleeful over the possibility of Parker being fired. The only people I felt had a right to gripe about and/or discuss Parker were Ciara and Paget, since they worked directly with him (and they did enough of that.) And Jenna's statement that she was going to punish Madison for getting into her business? Extremely unprofessional -- never mind the fact that Jenna is putting her business out there for everyone to know. I think Parker's heart was in the right place, he just didn't know when to stay quiet. Georgia sure does walk around the boat without her drawers a lot. p.s. - Wanted to add that I am enjoying Kate's commentary on past episodes. She pointed out that Adam serves his own food the majority of the time which again begs the question: What the ever loving fuck does Jenna do, exactly?

If I lived in London, or the UK, I would absolutely do a yoga retreat weekend at Mapperton with Julie. I know a lot of people were annoyed by her during the show's initial run but I always liked her. She seemed real and she was very sincere not only about yoga but about her family's financial issue and her dedication to Mapperton. Not only that but Mapperton looks gorgeous! I'll admit I have gone to Juliet's website and she looks nice. I don't understand why she always looked like she hadn't washed her hair in a week and/or was freshly pulled from the dryer right before the cameras showed up on LOL. I don't see how she's a fashion influencer but maybe I'm just dense. Always loved both Carolines - - either or both of them could be fashion influencers. Always liked Marissa as well. And as someone who lived more than 15 years in southern California, I don't understand why she and her family would choose to leave London for LA. Just saying. Always loved Annabel. Was so saddened when she died suddenly. Apparently both Caprice and Noelle are still living in London.

Bravo is replaying season 1 of LOL today (April 20, 2020). I'd forgotten how much I loved this show. As London is my favorite city, I am just drooling over the city porn (and it's making me want this damn quarantine to end that much sooner so I can get back there!)

Someone needs to remind Dorinda that she may have lived in London for 10 years but she's an American. So all this touring houses is an American thing, etc. Please. Call me dense but I also don't understand why having house maintenance issues is the reason given for Dorinda being a raging asshole. Has she been doing house reno since she joined the show? What does she do all day? I mean, it's not like she's struggling to pay her bills or dealing with lawsuits or a divorce so I really don't get what she's excessively stressing over. So Lu's dress was not Hampton worthy but more Nantucket or Atlanta? Why is Ramona issuing digs to Atlanta? And personally, I thought Lu looked nice. She wasn't overdressed or underdressed IMO and she didn't dress like the p*nis receptacles Sonja and Ramona act like. I'm with Leah -- who would think it's a good idea for a recovering alcoholic to go to a winery? Duh. Sonja is a really sloppy, gross drunk.

Well, this started off much better than RHONY, IMO. This may be the first time Dorito didn't annoy the ever loving shit out of me. She was absolutely correct about Kyle's "fashion line." At least Dorito was involved in her bathing suit line during the designs, production and pre-show. Taking photos and sending them to someone does not constitute designing fashion, Kyle. Was I reading it correctly that Kyle's so-called fashion line is called Kyle Shahida? What a horrible name. Even Shahida Kyle would be better but we all know that it's got to be about Kyle all the time. And BTW, Kyle, if you're going to put your spawn in your fashion show, at least have Dorito teach them how to walk properly. One of them - - maybe Alexia? -- looks as if she was walking into a dentist's office for a root canal. With a stick up her butt. Other than the horrible poofy shirt and shorts combo, I liked Sutton. She doesn't give a crap about the Ho's label flaunting. Ha ha. So far I like Garcelle. She seems down to earth. I hope I won't be crushed by the end of the season. If the rumors about Brandi are true, I'm disappointed in Denise. I will forever love her for her comment last season about "these bitches are lucky I have a bra on," during their (as usual) overdressed vacation breakfast in a hotel room but I thought she had more sense than to get involved with Brandi Glanville in any way, shape, or form. And while I would get an attorney stat if I were Denise, it's her decision to hold off or not to at all so Erika should have left it alone.

He definitely seemed shorter. Must have been the lack of poofy hair.

Yup. I think it will be something like Katie admitted to Derek she had an affair . . . before she was married. I didn't recognize Zach in the reunion preview with glasses and minus word salad exploding from his mouth.

Parker is in the wrong to continue to argue with his supervisors/bosses but they are in the wrong to be continually smack talking him to others. Would any of them have a storyline if not for Parker? And I get that the hierarchy is clearly the be-all, end-all but does that mean that people like Jenna, who are supposedly Parker's superiors, can rag on him, make jokes about him, backtalk him and that's fine and good in the workplace? Parker, take a cue from Madison, shut your mouth and do just what you're asked. That's it. Paget did redeem himself a fraction of an iota by being normal in the meeting with Glen and Parker. He didn't push for Parker to get fired - - unlike everyone else on the boat apparently. Jenna continues to be the most worthless chief stew in the history of chief stews (sorry, Hannah; you've been bested.) I guess she needed a swim after what? Two days of these charter guests and working hard by stalking Adam in the galley? I'm sorry. I guess Jenna did actually carry some plates to the guests. And she did spend a night before they arrived banging Adam in the master so I'm sure she is just so exhausted. I'd love to see Capt. Lee's reaction to the swimming, not only while charter guests are on the boat but can fully see you. What happened to hierarchy? You would think Madison would get swim dibs over Georgia. And Georgia - - you feel sorry for Jenna because her work has been affected over the situation with Adam? Ha! Jenna's work has been affected since she set foot on the boat. She's lazy and entitled and is one of those annoying people who believe that once they've made it to the top of the food chain, they no longer have to do any work. Jenna should be taken to task for employing her third stew to lie to Adam because Adam's upset and got his precious little snowflake feelings hurt. Adam is an asshole. He and Jenna gloating over what they assumed would be Parker's firing is just disgusting. Speaking of, Parker did have a point (although at very much the wrong time) about Ciara speaking very, very disrespectfully to Paget. I pretty much hated everyone this episode, other than the charter guests.

Can we please have Katie's dad and Mindy's girlfriends be the experts on this show? They speak more sense than any of the so-called experts. Clearly Katie's dad knows Katie is an asshole. She speaks word salad just a little more clearly than Zach. But she still makes zero sense to me. She's trying to find reasons to say no on decision day and go back to her fuck boy. Derek doesn't know how to show love or commitment or compromising? Like you do, Katie? Derek is bending over backwards to make this work while you bitch and moan about EVERYTHING. Just admit that you want everything to be about you all the damn time. I think Katie wants ridiculous movie love -- she wants a bad boy that's going to do bad things but then spend the rest of the time telling her how awesome and amazing she is. All the time. Derek, you can do better. Much, much better. After seeing how Brandon reacted last week, I can't understand why Taylor would want to be in the same room with him, much less try and make this farce work. It's one thing to walk away and say you don't want to be on camera (even though you voluntarily signed up for a reality show) but it's quite another to be attempting to instigate physical altercations with the crew. He's trash. Of course I don't particularly like Taylor either. She's fake AF. I also don't understand what Meka is trying to accomplish. Michael hasn't shown that he's invested in any way, nor has he shown he's trying to grow and change. He's still lying. He's still not including Meka in any kind of major decision, like quitting a job. As she pointed out, he's gone through 3 jobs in the 7 week time span. Uh, no. He clearly needs professional counseling and I don't think Meka needs to go along for the ride. He's saying some magic words but it's the night before decision day and timing is everything. Get out of this, Meka. The "drama" around Jessica and Austin has got to be producer planted. If it's not, I'm totally Team Austin. It does seem weird that they wouldn't hug and kiss when Jess is leaving for the night but I feel fairly certain that Austin will bust out the "I love you" on decision day. He really is a keeper and Jess should consider herself lucky (especially compared to the other matches this season.) I hope the preview clip with Mindy and Zach is wonky editing because Mindy does NOT need to go crawling back to that bag of hair. She can do so much better. I mean, did Zach beg her to reconsider when she said she wanted out? Nope. Did he seriously attempt anything in their shamarriage? Nope. Seek custody of the dog, Mindy, and move on!

Well, that was boring. If it's any indication of how this season will go, I may be done with RHONY.

I think the fix is in for Angel to go to the finale because she should have gone home this week IMO. Her crane tattoo was horrendous, far worse than Jerrell's. I don't have an issue with Jerrell getting a pardon because he generally does great tattoos. Now we know why two inktestants were cut last week - - because a pardon was coming this week. Wonder if the judges knew who the others' pardon choices were because I do not understand Dave's argument on Jerrell's tattoo. I could see the crane's beak perfectly fine. Glad Jimmy made it through.

The slipper/shoe might be one of my more favorite products I've seen on ST. I think it's possibly one of my favorite products I've seen on ST. Daymond is a good fit (no pun intended.) The golf shirts were nice looking. I agree with Kevin and Mark that retail is not the way to go - - too much competition and cost. If your purchasers are lined up waiting for a shirt to drop, and you're killing it online, stay online! I liked the duvet cover thingy but the valuation was nuts. Never tell the sharks not to think too hard about your sales and numbers. She does need to change her packaging to show how easy it is to use. I agree with Lori about the college prep app. I don't think many people will stay with a monthly app for years. He would be better off offering an online course, geared toward parents, or seniors, or juniors, and charge $199 with lifetime access. He'd probably make more money and it would be passive income. He could add updates if and when necessary. .

And military spouses everywhere want to jump through their tvs and punch the hell out of Jessica. So he's going to travel for work? It doesn't mean he's going to forever. When military spouses are looking at 6+ months of separation at a time, a week is nothing. Shut it. YAY, Mindy! I do, I did, I'm done! Yes! And I love the shade with the "We Always Hated Him" sign. You spoke for a nation, Friends of Mindy. And Dr. Viv made the face of a nation, when Zach was trying to word-salad his smarmy way out of the whole mess. Whatever, Zach. You suck. Mindy definitely needs to petition for custody of the dog. The dog sitting in the crook of her arm/underarm on the sofa was the cutest thing. Mindy can keep the dog, Zach can keep his hair. I'll have to add more later since I FF'd through the majority of it, other than the Mindy scenes. Best line ever.

This show used to be such a guilty pleasure for me. Now I just feel guilty watching it. I couldn't care less about the newbies other than trying to decide whose brain is the most useless: Dayna, Max, Danica, or Charli. So Flat Iron has an "extra" themed birthday party? Yawn. Since being extra isn't exactly a compliment, why would you want that as a theme for your party? Maybe all that forehead flat ironing is burning brain cells. I must be getting old because these chucklefucks' parties look like torture to me. Have to say, though, that Stassi looked great at Daug's funeral/memorial. Her hair and makeup was super on point. Katie came dressed as normal, everyday Katie for the extra party? She looked exactly the same to me: a cross between a linebacker and Chaka Khan -- thank you, @Ubiquitous. She sure is a bitter bitch. And Katie, you have NOTHING going on. You can't even be bothered with your wine line, or whatever it is. So you really shouldn't be saying jack shit about Kristen. At least she has a t-shirt line she's hustling on. I've never been a fan of Kristen's but this mean girling bullshit is ridiculous. I really think Scheana should stop going to Morticia Adams' hair stylist. It's not doing her any favors. Is Brittany still making Jax carry her all over the place because now she's MEEEEERRRRRRRIIIIIIEEEEED and a/his WIFE? Jax better find a good chiropractor. I really hope that DJ Jazzy James sticks with AA. I believe he has potential - - which is more than I can say for most of these fuckwits. Can we just have scenes of James, Villa Rosa, and Vanderpump Dogs? Because I don't really care very much about any of the rest.

I had to laugh and roll my eyes over Jenna saying that Parker needed a pacifier. Jenna, who spent at least half the episode pouting and stomping around (probably holding her breath) because Adam wouldn't have sex with her. Who's the immature baby again, Jenna? No excuse for Ciara and Madison to be sitting around on that rocky beach. Especially Ciara, who supposedly has yachtie experience. Why didn't Jenna take charge of that? I mean, besides being a lazy bitch who would prefer to try to eyefuck Adam in the galley. Jenna has done nothing but complain about how Madison doesn't know what she's doing so you would think that Jenna would show her how it's done. Parker really is the kicking boy for everyone else, isn't he?

According to SoapDirt, Chon got arrested for a DUI.

Tony is a "containment expert?" Of course he is! Like Sean Penn being interviewed on how to handle a crisis during the virus. I guess he's an expert because he was married to Madonna? Color me surprised that Angela's wedding dress was actually pretty and flattering. What wasn't flattering was mentioning prison in your wedding vows, ANGELA, and having a bride and prisoner as a wedding cake topper. Keeping it klassy. And I had to laugh that Angela and Tony had wedded bliss for a WHOLE 48 HOURS. I guess Kim Kardashian and her 70 day marriage can hold Angela's beer. Pretty sad that Angela pretty much admitted that she knew Tony would fuck up but she wanted to marry him. So it was principal only and/or that Angela just wanted a wedding. I did not and do not ever need to have any audio of Lamar "prepping" for the sperm test. And yeah, it's a great idea to let a 7 year old vote on where you're going to live. Of course Priscilla will choose LA, because she wants to be close to Disneyland. That's why you don't let a 7 year old be a deciding factor. Unless this was all b.s. to begin with, did anyone tell her that her dad was going to live with them regardless? Because she also said she wanted to live in LA to be with her dad. Tennison and Nala continue to be the smartest people on this show. I really hope everything works out for them. I felt for Tennison, when he mentioned being hesitant about returning to LA. Cabbage Patch Sarah can take a seat with her criticism of Maria being one of those women that will put up with anything for her man. Um, Sarah, have you met yourself? There' are a lot of things you can criticize Maria about but this ain't one of them, girl. And yeah, Michael is choosing his (current) woman over your kids. And you as well. Get a clue. Of course she and Michael are still married. Sarah will never do shit about that, although she should get an attorney, get divorced, and get sole custody of those girls and cut POS Michael off completely. But she won't because she's a doormat who thinks she's a strong woman. Brittany, you didn't lose your children to adoption. You had them taken away because you were an addict. And yeah, they do mark the "abuse/neglect" box because that's why they were taken away. That influences the judge's decision. Giovanni is absolutely darling. He's clearly thrilled that he's going to have a little brother. Clint and MyGoddess are just sad to watch. I'm glad that MyGoddess did eventually return to rehab and finish the program. I really hope she stays clean and realizes how fortunate she is that Clint's parents are supporting her in her sobriety. I did think it was weird to pull off on some random road and hang out for a while before heading to rehab. Wouldn't it have made more sense to get closer to where the rehab was and then maybe go eat or something? But maybe I don't understand because I've never been an addict or gone to rehab. Or been on LAL. Everything anyone needs to know about Lacey was summed up when she said that she worried about Chane and Chon fighting because both of them were on parole and had a lot to lose and if they were gone, who would she have? She doesn't really care about either one of these chucklefucks. Chon lost any modicum of respect from me when he was making fun of Chane's job and putting on his hat. Hey Chon, at least Chane has a job! And a real, legal job - -he's not a drug dealer. So STFU. And for all Chon's babble about being a man, he sure didn't act like one, walking into what is Chane's house and taunting him while he's packing his stuff. And yeah, Chane probably doesn't own a suitcase because he went into the pokey when he was 17 and just got out. A dude that's been busted multiple times for the same offense and is currently living with his parents has zero room to talk. Did Lacey say something about really giving her relationship with Chon a chance? WTF? Hasn't this dumb bitch known him since high school? And weren't they engaged while he was in prison (the last time)? I do have to love this show for scenes like a man (Chon) saying he's going to propose to a woman (Lacey) while she's still married to someone else (Chane). Trashy is as trashy does!

The only couple the experts should be encouraging at this point is Jess and Austin. The others are bad to flat out disastrous matches. Dr. Viviana, maybe Jess shouldn't go home and talk to Austin about being in love. It's only been 5 weeks. Let it rest. Danielle didn't say it to Bobby until Decision Day and they would have stayed together regardless, I think. Knowing Austin's thoughts on not just saying it, having it mean something, not rushing, holding off is the right thing to do. Austin may not say it in so many words but his actions demonstrate that there is love there. Why are they even trying with Taylor and Brandon? Brandon has said repeatedly he's done. He should have stuck with it. They must have told him he wouldn't get a check if he quit early. A week into the marriage, with a virtual stranger, and he tells you to fuck off? Nope. Done. Two weeks in and your partner records a social media video that everyone can see in which she says she's single? Over and out. Katie is a little shit. She may think Derek's dreams are silly but he doesn't. Seems like Katie's dreams are limited to being married and having kids. Some folks might consider that silly and she'd probably have a hissy if anyone told her so.. How about just supporting Derek, even if what he wants to accomplish isn't necessarily what she wants to? Katie is acting like once you're married and have kids, that's all you do. And she can't be his biggest cheerleader? I have to wonder what Derek thinks, watching that back. Michael and Meka are just miserable to watch. He always seems to be evading and she always looks pissed. Michael needs counseling for his nonstop lying and Meka shouldn't expect for someone to thank her any time she holds his hand or smiles at him. Zach is a fucking toolbag. I can't believe that Pastor Cal went easier on him than he did on Luke and/or Matt, both of whom were/are lying sacks of shit. These "experts" should immediately go to Mindy and tell her they can no longer support this fraud. Of course Zach deleted his texts - - on his own initiative. Sure. Mindy should have at least asked him for his phone and swiped and scrolled. Because I bet he's still talking to Lindsey, if not other women. And his verbal diarrhea/word salad about moving in - - douchebag. So he has to think about and discuss moving in? For how long? And he and Mindy need to discuss whether it will be several days a week, or? No, genius. Moving in means 24/7. I hurt for Mindy. She even bought his dogs gifts, arranged to have wings delivered and Zach shows up with his overnight bag and goes to sleep in the other room. Could he not have done that, returning from the honeymoon? Mindy doesn't need to consider him moving in; she needs to consider moving on. #FreeMindy

Only 25 minutes in but must comment. Brittany's dress? Ick. Not my style at all. She looks as though she's wearing a corset, not an actual wedding dress and the back is horrific. Not flattering at all. Really makes her appear lumpy. Did Jax and Brittany really promise to take each other for richer or poorer . . . and that's it? Not in sickness and in health, through good times and bad and forsaking all others? (Not that we expect Jax to stay faithful). Gah. Flat Iron is the best best man ever. No contest. He really should be renting out his services or sell an online course in how to be the best best man. I did love that Lala did Meemaw's makeup though. Still don't care about the newbies (otherwise known as anyone that wasn't invited to the wedding.) Shep? No thanks. How do Jax and Brittany know Larry Birkhead? I tell you, every week that I watch these chucklefucks makes me more and more appreciative I left LA.

I wasn't sure whether to laugh or throw something at my tv when Jenna told Adam that Madison's crazy energy level was spent on complaining, not working, and it was so disappointing. Yeah, so says the person who was fast asleep (along with Georgia AND Adam) while Madison and Parker were doing all the heavy lifting. I guess Jenna got her sense of entitlement and work ethic the same place she learned about men and how to read them. Adam, you're a dick but you need to cut your losses because Jenna clearly got off the Crazy Train at Batshit Station. I'm totally with Parker - - if Adam has a problem with him as a roommate, he should talk to Parker directly, not behind his back and to the crew. (In that regard, Adam and Jenna are a perfect match.) And I've never heard anyone talk about emotional distress from an unmade bed before on any BD. I get the hierarchy but I don't think that should mean that you get beat up on. Just because Parker is the newbie and at the bottom of the chain doesn't mean he's wrong. He works hard, he has a good attitude; he should be more appreciated (like Madison.) Georgia may say she's not the mistress type or whatever but she seems to have zero self-awareness or regard for her actions with Paget. Not only is he the boyfriend of another woman, that other women is your co-worker. Have some respect for yourself and others, Georgia. That said, Ciara should kick Paget to the curb.