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They had to co-ordinate eleventy billion people, there would never be a time that no family member had a commitment.

I have colitis, colonoscopy prep is nothing in comparison to my worst bouts. The worst part was being so hungry. I don't even bother with the anaesthesia. The procedure is a little uncomfortable without pain meds, but not unbearable.

The daughters (and spouses) would have paid for their own weddings, like many other people do. It would have reined in the 400+ guest lists.

Toddlers and drunks tell the truth.

Someone should report this to "Corrections". On Monday's Corrections, Seth was called out for his misuse of "I" rather than "me". I feel heard.

Continuing to break in my new cast iron skillet Honey cornbread It didn't rise much, probably because my 10 inch skillet is too big for a recipe intended for an 8 x 8 inch square pan. But it's delicious. In answering my own query about pan volume, I discovered this Baking pan conversions

The authors (?) of dictionaries have given up, including defining "literally" to mean "figuratively" because of people like the Kardashians. I will never give up.

This is the problem with the way the term "ex" gets thrown around, both on reality tv and in real life. "Ex" is not a noun. It is a prefix to a noun, for example "ex-wife".

I have a dentist appointment today. I'm not in that area often (I didn't change dentists after I changed jobs a few years ago), so I thought "Great, I'll stop at that Indian restaurant next door for takeout (to eat after the minty taste is gone)." They're closed on Tuesdays. What kind of restaurant closes on Tuesdays?

How does one "deserve" to get married, especially when they have explicitly said it's not something they want? Sounds like a punishment to me, like your mother wishing "someday I hope you have a child just like you."

But her "Greek" accent was the worst.

Ross Geller voice "Four divorces!!!"

Sometimes I'll get stuck on a random ingredient, for reasons I can't determine and seek out new recipes. This week, I have made Tahini spiced granola Tahini chocolate banana bread I recommend both, highly.

You need to watch proper British television, like Coronation Street, or British comedians like Sarah Millican, Jimmy Carr, Greg Davies, John Bishop, in order to feel comfortable with the slang. Chuffed = happy (maybe a little embarrassed or humbled, too). Always.

Whitney Thore is reportedly no longer quite so Big Fat (thanks, Ozempic), and her life has never been Fabulous, but her show is not going away.

Pardon?

Damn, Meri, can't you do better than a guy who wears a hat at the dinner table?

Remember when Mykelti was going to be a fashion designer?? 🤣🤣

Surely some sleuth has got the deets on Amos? Who is he, who are his people, what does he do for a living, how did the meet .... It didn't take us 24 hours to uncover all the info on David Wooley.

We should start a thread devoted to Speaking Brownish (Brownese?) "Taken back" instead of "taken aback" "A pit in my stomach" instead "a feeling in the pit of my stomach"

Doesn't he have 2 jobs? Perhaps he only gets part-time hours at each, or maybe he works far more than 40 hours per week, both for the money and just because he doesn't have much of a social life, and wants to cut back to a normal full time schedule when Sheila arrives.

When Ysabel would complain that a kid at school had been mean/unpleasant/whatever, Christine would tell her "Maybe that kid is going through something you don't know about, so you should just be kind in response."

Frustration of contract - there are no sister wives, therefore it is impossible to have Sister Wives. Fellow lawyers here know I'm right. Although, technically F of C does require an intervening event that no one could have foreseen, and we all saw this coming.

Can I say " 'Your' is both singular and plural. If you are referring to something that belongs to more than one person, you still say 'your'. Not 'you guyses' ". Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

The Browns don't speak proper English either (neither vocabulary nor grammar, without even getting into issues of elocution). They all like to throw around big words and idioms incorrectly.