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I just caught up on the past 3 episodes. I've definitely lost some brain cells in the process. So how old is Tawni (I think that's her name. The one who told Canvas she thought they were just friends.)? She looks like she's in her late 30s. Here Kelsey goes again blaming someone else for the shady shit she does to tank her own relationships. She hates Chloe for what "Chloe is doing to our relationship"?!?!?! Chloe's not the one who went skinny dipping with someone who wasn't her boyfriend and then made out with him. (Although it was hilarious how Chloe blurted that out at the party; you could see the wheels turning in her head with "this is what the producers told me to say, and now my job is done. On to the next assignment." Chloe really does love inserting herself in the middle, doesn't she.) I also did not like how it sounds like Kelsey is now trying to imply that Jared basically assaulted her. She's awful. How did Paulie blow through $500,000 in 3 years?!?!? Man, I 'm hoping his grandma cuts his ass off. Juliette is a dumbass. She's blames everyone but Alex for his infidelities. She let's him talk down to her and belittle her. And when she IS angry at Alex it's over idiotic shit. Also, Alex is looking more and more like a big toe.

LMAO at 1. This shady ass question and 2. Eva's reaction:

Me when the Maddie, Ryn, and Ben started kissing at the end: (Just replace "secret society" with "We got a thrupple! We got a thrupple!")

Your husband is going in to have a surgery, which you yourself describe as potentially difficult and complicated, yet you choose to drop him off and go elsewhere? Wow. And the disdain she had when sharing that someone had texted him well wishes.... Even Cynthia commented that Nene isn't considering what Greg is going through (which you know Nene will be pissed about when she sees it). I think I got a speck of dust in my eye during Porsha's engagement, cause I was bawling! It was very sweet.

LMAO! Man, I knew there was a reason I loved Joe and Margaret. Serves that jackass, Marty, right for being a dick and acting like he didn't do anything wrong. I'm shocked that he and Danielle are now divorced, because they seem perfect for each other. Speaking of Danielle, she was giving a masterclass in how to gaslight someone. Theresa's already dimwitted, so she doesn't stand a chance. Danielle is a freaking sociopath and it legit worries me that one of these days she's gonna murder people from the show. How embarrassing that Jennifer doesn't have a hibachi room in her gigantic house. Doesn't she know that's the new hip thing? Also, for a custom made dress, it was not fitted properly. That flashback to season 1 just showed how gorgeous Theresa was. Too bad she's gone and fucked around with her face so much.

I noticed that too, and it made me laugh so hard. I was like, what the fuck....who does that? Honestly, this was the first episode this season that had me chuckling for the entire show.

Many of us are thankful for this!

What altercation was occurring when Liam and his friends were selling lemonade? Calling the cops on them was a reach. Exactly!

It can happen. There was a movie based on a true story about this very thing happening to a South African family during the apartheid era (Skin). That woman was completely out of line and knew exactly what she was doing. She didn't care that she was potentially putting those kids lives in danger simply for selling lemonade because she's entitled and privileged. However, Fiona definitely crossed a line in jumping her fence and laying her ass out, no matter how much she deserved it.

Yeah, I'm still dying over, "how many other beautiful black women have you seen in this hotel?!?!" LMAO!

I think quite a few of those newbies, including Kyle and Paulie would shit their pants if Abram came walking across one of those sand dunes.

Nene sucked all the air out of the bachelorette party. They enable her way too much, especially when she walked in and started in on Tanya again. Just because she's having a bad day, doesn't mean gets to be a dick to everybody. Yup. It's like she's mad that his cancer is getting in the way of his chauffeur, butler, stylist, chef, manager duties (or whatever else he did for her). I always enjoy when the ladies have fun together. As dumb as the bachelorette party was, it was a nice gesture by Tanya and it was great to see the ladies being silly. And I would totally be Kandi showing up in actual pajamas!

I wanted to enjoy that moment so much, but it gave her the perfect opportunity to overreact for the camera.

I didn't mind Chloe, because she's been treated like shit by Alex and by extension everyone else who thinks Alex is some kinda douche god. But I lost respect for her when she basically begged Alex to let her come to Miami, followed by begging Juliette. Girl, get some self-respect. Also, Miami is 4hrs away; you don't need Alex's money to get there, nor to party there. Juliette will continue to take Alex's shit cause she wants that ring. She also needs to grow her self-esteem. I love that Kelsey keeps insisting she never cheated on Garrett. I don't understand why she keeps getting into relationships if what she really wants to do is fuck around.

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I love Panos. He just doesn't give a shit and I appreciate that he calls them out when they start to get aggressive towards him. That behavior is way too normalized amongst several of them. That being said, I can't take him and Lindsay seriously when they say they're trying to build a brand and they want drama-free Ambassadors who won't start shit or get out of hand when they get mad, but then they bring on Kailah of all people. KAILAH!!!!!!! GTFOH!

Teresa has such a one track mind. When she latches on to something, it's like her brain is on repeat and she can't process any new information. Jennifer tells Bill that he was accused of sleeping in the guest house with his girlfriend. He responds with a hearty laugh and I could imagine him thinking in his head, "that's so silly; I only meet my girlfriend at the penthouse in the city." Out of all the charity events I've seen on various Housewives' shows, I actually believe that Margaret will use the funds for what she says she will.

Oh my gawd, can Ashley go away! She's so goddamn annoying. Nany's makeup looked awful. Couldn't her cousin give her some tips before she showed back on the show. And I definitely noticed that Jenna lost weight. She looked like she dropped about 15+ pounds, and she did not need to lose any weight. I'm sorry, but if I was on this show, I would never put anything aside to work with Johnny. And because I'm shallow, UK Ashley is kinda hot. Here's hoping he doesn't turn into an asshole turd, but I won't hold my breath.

I think the class she dropped was a lab, so it was probably only 1 or 2 credits.

This is the issue with finding kids (or any performers really) online. They all post videos and claim that's performance experience, but have never actually been in front of a crowd of any size performing live. And it shows. This was the same problem on The Pop Game (is that show coming back?!?!). I was happy for Amaya topping the list this week and was hoping she would also do great in the battle. I do believe that she wrote a new rap because I think she's been riding high on her confidence boost from her make over. But she fumbled again. The rap battles every week are just not working for me. I liked when they were a one time challenge thing, but not every time. Also, Lil Bud looked so grown! I didn't even recognize him.

I'm trying to understand what her race has to do with whether or not her intelligence/brilliant ideas come naturally?

What in the hell does that jumbled combination of words mean?!?!? I would pay money (a very small amount) to watch Danielle and Apollo have a conversation about anything, while contestants try to decipher their gibberish.

She showed up about 40 minutes late, slow walking to the bus and didn't apologize. Color me not surprised. And usually 50% of them are actually family (or should that be "fambly"?). Oooh, what is this? The airports auction off lost stuff? Who's gonna get all of Marlo's tacky ass, expensive pieces for bargain prices?

I'm sad about this.