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Team Mariah was absolutely awful. I mean, the greatest thing about Mariah, besides all the absolute shade she throws at everybody ("I don't know her" - which is what they should have said anytime anyone mentioned Arianna Grande or some other singer, duh), is that she prefers only her right side to be filmed/photographed and she loves lounging on chaises. There is so much the could have done with that just that! Ugh! I'm glad they were all in the bottom, because it was collectively and spectacularly an entire group fail. And that lipsync was more exciting than most of the lipsync's on the last all-stars.

She's looking a little...rough? Maybe not rough, but harsh. Her hair is way too dark and she can barely keep her eyes open with those lashes on.

This so much, especially the bolded. It's like Brent learned that if he says about a girl, "I gave her a piece of me that no one else has ever had" (or whatever bullshit he kept repeating) while making mopey, sad eyes, that he'll not only garner sympathy for being "sensitive" but that they'll also forget all the awful shit he did to said girl. I cannot stand Jonnita, and while she was clearly trying to get camera time by approaching Brent while he was "being sad" in the bunk, I was happy she started listing off everything Brent did when he tried to say he never did anything wrong. What a douche. Can I just say that I would totally watch a show about Panos driving around Greece in his tiny car trying to solve problems while looking fabulous and being snarky, and calling Lindsay on the phone to tell her all about it and get her opinion only for him to solve it his way anyway because he can't deal with Lindsay always being a big ole softy. Get rid of these other losers and make that happen, MTV!

Watching Paulie's face crack when grandma hit him with that "my car" was GOLD. He is such a loser. That he would not only swindle his grandma into paying his bail and smile while recounting the story, and then in the next breath to demand that Alex's dad help him, is so beyond douchey. And then when I remember that he's almost 30!!!!!!!! If he was in my family, his ass would be out on the street until he got a real job. If Alex plays his cards right, he might get double the inheritance....and then Juliette will NEVER leave him. I thought Madisson was supposed to be the smart one. The way she guzzled Ben's bullshit was ridiculous. I know she felt like a dumbass when she saw the episodes.

I agree that this was a great episode. For some reason, I knew Landon was a phoenix, but I can't for the life of me recall why or what they said/showed in a previous episode that made me think that. To be honest, Landon is more on the scrawny side compared to both Tyler (oh boy!) and Raf. Now anytime they want to make Raf wake up clothes-less in the woods (or anywhere), I'll be here for it. #noshame

I haven't watched yet, but I'm so looking forward to seeing this! LMAO!

I agree. I didn't think there was anything wrong with the Dungeon party. And more power to Kandi for taking something negative, recognizing a hole in the market (PoC organized sex-themed parties with performances), and turning it around to make a profit off of it. It's not my kind of thing, but people were clearly interested. When she posted the event on instagram, it was sold out in hours. There's definitely a demand. And everyone there looked like they were having an amazing time. And I also don't see any reason why her kids would or should be ashamed. I agree that she has a very healthy view on sex and is probably having regular conversations with her kids. Riley will be embarrassed because she's a teenager and at her age anything her mom does will be annoying.

I'm very excited for this show to return!

She's pretty darn close!

Man, an eyelash or something fell into my eye at the end there, because I started crying when they brought out the gifts and gave Andy parenting advice. That was really sweet, especially for this show. I actually enjoyed the husbands this go around. The entire group of husbands don't take anything too seriously. And I like that Joe and Marty have resolved their issues. Speaking of Marty, I didn't realize he and Danielle were still living together even during the separation/divorce. That sounds like hell. And man do I adore Margaret. From them reshowing the clip of "Ya husband's in the pool" to her stopping Danielle dead in her tracks with, "Prostitutes don't sleep with married men?" It was all gold.

And how could I forget TJ's glee over shutting the lights off during the elimination. I enjoyed that almost as much as he did!

Cara needs to stop acting like she chose Zach because she's defending the female race. She chose Zach because she wanted to get back at him for talking shit about her. And Zach is jealous about your stable, healthy relationship?!?! Also, Zahida legit thought she could beat Dee over Amanda?? She clearly hasn't been paying attention to the game. She should have just went for Bear and Davaughn; Bear had already pissed everyone in the house off - her alliances would have been fine. Speaking of Bear - is he 3 years old? Wow those were some toddler tantrums.

Let's not forget that he's also illiterate; he legit can't read. So couple that with being dumb and you have someone who really doesn't understand much of anything. And I agree, that's exactly why he goes after young girls. And the few women he's been in relationships with have had low self-esteem or other issues that made them easy to manipulate, which he can spot easily.

Oh no, I caught that too! LMAO! That was the chick who got fired and rehired. She's not very bright. Maybe that's why she needed the moonlight to infuse the rocks.....

Girl, I'm just trying to ensure I have the mental capacity for her AND Kim Zolciak's books on trapping men, urhm, I meant "relationships." I've been waiting for Kim's book for years....I have a condo I need paid off.

What in the hell?!?!? Where does she keep finding them and what voodoo-hoodoo-black magic is she using to attract them? I'm cute, awesome and SANE, and I have trouble finding a fricken date, much less a fiance. I just don't get it. If he has called it off, then good for him. They weren't even married yet and Danielle was already plotting for him to buy her home "for her daughters." Yeah right!

This has actually happened to me before, but with high school freshman. I was running a free summer program for low income students, and for some reason, their mom thought that since it was free, they could only send one child. She originally sent in applications for both girls, but only signed one of them up and she told the girls to pretend to be that one. And they would switch the days when they would come in and the other would stay home. Unlike Kev and Vee's twins, these twins were identical, but they had totally different personalities. One was super outgoing and gregarious; the other was really shy and quiet. On Tuesday, when the new twin came in, I noticed something was off but couldn't put my finger on it. When the original one returned on Wednesday, I finally figured it out. I asked to speak to her outside of the room and I said to her, "You weren't here yesterday, were you? You know, it's perfectly okay for you and your sister to be here at the same time. The space-time continuum won't implode!" And she was shocked and asked how I knew. I told her that they weren't as identical as they thought they were. And that's when she told me that her mom made them do it. So this storyline this season has just been making me laugh so hard because as silly as it is, especially because Amy and Jemma look nothing alike, this shit probably happens more often than people expect it to.

What is the hell was all that?!?! That was one of the craziest episodes I've ever seen of this show. From Nene's weird ass drink- and possibly drug-fueled dance, to the fight with Marlo, to Shamari hitting on Eva and trying to bite her nipple at the dinner table, to Eva shrieking "you puked on my leg!", to the closet altercation.....this was a whole mess. I mean, I was laughing and making WTF?!? faces in equal amounts, but this shit was crazy. Don't forget that she went SHOPPING after he was taken to the hospital. That's why Marlo couldn't find her and confirmed by Brentt when Marlo was trying to leave. It's beyond amazing that Gregg is the one in danger of dying, yet he's looking out for her and calling her friends to check in on her. I would link she would take something like a blood clot more seriously.....didn't she have blood clots a few years ago that restricted flying, or was that one of the other ladies? I can't remember. Either way, he had a tricky surgery (that she wasn't there for), he had to be rushed back to the hospital (which she didn't join him for), but everything is about her. While I don't generally think of Marlo as a caring person, I believe that she was worried about Nene and that she probably was hurt that after dropping everything to check in on Nene, Nene ignored her and then accused her of not caring. That she even showed up to the party without hard feelings is a testament to their friendship. And Nene's reaction is a testament to her narcissism.

Why am I not surprised.

I'm still laughing at "Bless her christian soul" and "I have a godson....I can't stand him!" LMAO!! Lindsay is an awful boss. You don't fire someone and then rehire them because you feel bad that they have the same lotus tattoo as your sister, and then choose someone else to let go just to prove a point. You don't consistently show up at your employees' place of residence, even if you own it, on their off hours and berate them for what they're doing DURING THEIR OFF HOURS, particularly if they aren't doing anything illegal. And as much as I can't stand Kailah, it wasn't cool for Lindsay to go from praising her dedication and hard work to criticizing everything she does simply because Kailah spoke up for herself AND verbalized the exact reason y'all brought her ass into the house: to threaten the jobs of the other hosts. You also don't discuss your employees in front of your godchildren.

Me too! I love Wes because he actually doesn't try to act like he's not an asshole AND he doesn't take anything that happens on The Challenge too seriously (probably because he has an actual career and doesn't require winning to support his lifestyle). Plus, as you mentioned, he has no problem challenging Johnny every single time and doesn't let Johnny intimidate or manipulate him.

I actually think Madisson is super cute, and it's probably because it doesn't seem like she puts as much effort into it her looks as the other girls do. Like, Juliette and Kelsey look like they try too hard. She's not a "great beauty", but small town beautiful. Not sure if that makes sense outside of my brain.

I really like Amayah, but she needs to turn her focus to writing and producing. You can still be successful in the music business without being a headliner. When she gets comfortable, she's a pretty engaging performer. But she has a lot of confidence building to do before she can take a stage regularly. She can't be at concerts forgetting lyrics and shit every time. But she should consider writing for other people and taking the time to craft her performance skills, that way, when she decided to in the future, she'll be ready.

They brought her on because they wanted people who didn't create personal drama.

The problem is she wasn't drunk. She was just being her truly heinous self. Josh didn't raise his voice at her nor demean; he was simply trying to have a conversation with his partner to get them on the same page. In return, she called him an idiot and a bitch and told him to shut up. Yup, she's great at playing the game. This was the only time I enjoyed hearing the name "bananas". It sounded so posh. They also made me break my own rule of not calling Johnny that because I wanted to say it in a British accent. I have to say that I really enjoyed both the challenge and the elimination games! And they both actually made sense. I liked that the challenge required both partners to demonstrate their speed and physicality. And that it slowly dawned on folks that just because a team was first to find a ball didn't mean that they had to make it to the finish line first. And the climbing, plus geography elimination was like Where in the World is Carmen SanDiego meets Guts. It was a nice mesh of brain and brawn (rock climbing is hard as fuck, especially if you haven't done it before because you think it's all about arm strength when it's not and you can wipe yourself out quickly). I knew that Zach and his partner would have an edge because she's European and they tend to just have such a better sense of geography than we Americans do. While I thought it was smart of Wes and Hunter to work together, I think they should have made more of an effort to get both of their teams into the tribunal to guarantee at least 2-4 votes for Johnny. Although, I am interested to see what happens when there is tie. And finally, Johnny was such a bitch about everything. He always talks about loyalty, but he always turns on his "friends". Zach may be an ass, but he's loyal to the point that he sacrifices himself (big ole dummy!). People are only a friend for Johnny for as much as he can use them. Me to Johnny when he got eliminated: