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I only know this because I'm doing a re-watch, but Kenya and Nene started falling out after Nene's couples party because Nene accused Kenya of starting the big fight by getting out of her seat. Kenya, on the other hand kept pointing out that the fight would have never happened 1)if Christopher Williams hadn't grabbed her arm like a bouncer trying to throw someone out, prompting Brandon to stand up for her (because everyone else claimed Chris never touched her and if he did, it must have been her fault, <insert eyeroll>) and 2)if Nene hadn't shifted the conversation randomly to encourage Chris' wife to confront Kenya when all the questions asked prior were fun couple type questions. And how dare someone challenge Nene, especially now that she fresh out of TWO shows in Hollywood <insert other eyeroll>. Up until this point, they were very good friends. But also, around this time, Kenya and Marlo of all people started getting close and Nene wasn't having that, because how dare Marlo choose Kenya over her because if she's not friends with someone, then you can't be either. Kenya spent most of that season and the next one trying to offer Nene an olive branch to regain her friendship and Nene does what she does in saying what she said and treating Kenya like shit, so Kenya started to return the sentiment, especially after Nene partnered with Portia and Phaedra to try to take down Kenya at the reunion (ending up in Kenya literally getting dragged! lol!). Edited to add: Nene was also the one who *suggested* to Phaedra that Apollo lied about lying about the infamous texts and Kenya offering to give him head. This happened around this time period. I think Kenya tried one more time after that, where Nene said she was willing to move on and they hugged and had drinks, but then at the next event, she iced out Kenya and straight up ignored her. Kenya brought it up at the counseling session with Dr. Jeff that Nene arranged for the girls to take care of all "their" problems (cause she didn't have any; they needed counseling, not her, lol!), and of course Nene denied any wrong doing and said that she and Kenya were never friends anyway. After that, Kenya was definitely done with trying and they officially became nemeses. All of that being said, I am totally not surprised that Kenya wasn't willing to "fellowship" with Nene. Nene only wanted to do it so she could revel in the fact she can give poor old Kenya some marriage advice, because her life and marriage are perfect. If it was me, she would have gotten much more that "no" and it definitely would have included a "fuck that." I have to say, I was cracking up when Kenya thanked everyone at that table except for Nene. Even when in pain, Kenya's was still on her shade game. Yeah, cause he's too busy fulfilling the urges of these other chicks out here.

So.....putting aside the fact that Marc is a big ole asshat, how good do we think the D is? Like on a scale of 1 to 10? Asking for a friend..... #yesimshallow

That would have certainly been entertaining! I love a thruple!

Isabella is definitely playing the long game. I don't think she slept with Raj and she knew Davia was watching her and is a nosey as hell. I also think she's knows that Marianna is impulsive as hell and would immediately run to Evan. Also, why does everyone insist on sleeping with their bosses and coworkers?!?! It's so frustrating. I know it's TV and all, but I've had to talk my fair share of early twenty-somethings off the ledge for getting involved with folks at work or threaten HR action when they let it interfere with their work. I find it always makes me put my manager hat on why I watch shit like this. Lol! I don't get Callie. She wants to be a lawyer but doesn't get basics like lawyers owe their clients confidentiality? No wonder she can't pass the damn bar. I get she wants to be a social justice warrior, but it was not okay for her to demand Jamie tell her his client's plans or to go through his documents when she didn't get her way. Jamie gave her a lot of info he really didn't need to, but he should have axed that shit at the beginning. Looks like we were posting at the same time, but exactly! If she doesn't like the things lawyers have to do or the rules they have to abide by, she needs to find another career.

Melissa's face looked....off. More off than usual, like she had additional work done. For real. Andy was definitely channeling his inner 14 year old mean girl with all the "What she said was...." and "Oh yes, you heard her correctly". He was in rare form. Because it can't be said enough, Jennifer:

With the type of energy Nene puts out, I can't say that I'm surprised that her "friends" are just as much of an asshole as she is. She basically did the same thing to Cynthia when they first fell out (well at least she tried to), but she overestimated the amount of power/pull she thought she had with the network, the show, and Andy.

Also happy that no one can make a final unless they win an elimination. About damn time. It will be interesting to see how that plays out.

Oh man, I just made it to the Page Boy Nene talking heads! LMAO! This is also the ramen noodle talking heads season: I'm convinced even more now that she definitely pissed people in the crew off, because she looks absolutely ridiculous in the top look and clearly no one told her.

I agree. But seeing how long it's taken for her to get married/have a family and how the lack of having those things has been used as weapon against her and how his treatment of her has been attributed to karma, she's gonna fight to keep that man to prove everyone wrong.

Oh Leon....

Kenya has always been a dick, but I have to say I was disappointed to hear her use Phaedra's "I have a huzzzzzband," mantra against Tanya. Especially considering how it was used against her to perpetuate a narrative that she was a "whore" and husband seducer, even after Apollo admitted that he was a liar (just rewatched those episodes last week). LMAO! Perspective is a motherfucker. It reminded me of Kandi's auditions for her play. I'm shocked they didn't replay "amAAAAAziiiiiing gra-YAY-yace" audition. I was wondering the same thing. Why in the hell were they so late to a seated event with speakers? Especially Mrs. Nene "It's disrespectful to be late" Leakes. This is now 3 episodes in row she's been late to something, including her own damn event. Anyone else think she's feeling the lack of love from the audience and that's why she's on this "apology" tour. Before WWHL even started, in one of the lead up commercials they do during the show that airs prior, Andy asked her what she thinks of Ken, and Nene yelled, "Fuck Ken!" There were no beeps, cause they were live and it was a full-on f-bomb. Even Marlo gave her a look and was like, " girl, we live!" Lol! And during the show, she was just nasty. Nothing more than usual, but it's usually more masked under a veneer of being funny/shady. Oh, he's hot. And that's my first thought every time he shows up on screen. And then he opens his mouth.... I can definitely see how for someone like Kenya, the first time he puts her in her place can come across as "damn, that was sexy" and it can be easy to miss (in the early days) that he's actually doing that shit All. The. Time.

I clearly have not been paying attention to this stupid show (I always multitask when it's on), cause I don't remember seeing her at all! So let me restate, I miss her family being more than plus ones and actually having Come to Jesus conversations with Kenya on camera.

I got so much joy out of Jane howling in pain from spraying random shit on her vagina. I laughed so hard! What sexually active woman has never had a yeast infection and immediately thinks it's cervical cancer? Oh right, Jane. I don't even understand why having a yeast infection meant she couldn't participate in the wellness panel. Her logic is so off. Just like last week when she couldn't write an article on weddings because Jacqueline just started having issues with her husband and that meant the wedding was a lie. But of course, she's the greatest and is now being honored. Granted, I know nothing about pegging, but I sort of assumed from the name that you used something small and peg-like, and not a full-sized dildo?

I'm rewatching previous seasons and it's made me wonder what ever happened to Kenya's Aunt Lori and her cousin (I think her name was Shay?). I really liked them, especially as they seemed to help ground Kenya as a normal person. They were very aware of her shenanigans, but they always told her the truth, called her on her shit, and made her take responsibility for her actions in a tough love way that she was fairly responsive/receptive to. Considering that Kenya isn't really friends with most of the housewives, she needs people that she can trust to talk to and who can call her out as necessary. I hope that even if they aren't on the show, they're still involved in her life.

I was thinking the same thing as I watched those scenes. Especially when her hair was curly. I absolutely loved the blue and white outfit (was it a romper) that Melissa had on in last night's episode. I thought Teresa's head was gonna explode cause you could see she was doing some real complex calculations. The hamster running on the wheel where her brain should be was working overtime. Her eyes got real big when Melissa said the store owner told Danielle to do it. And then her brain started to overheat when Melissa said Danielle said Tre encouraged her. She thought she was good when everyone immediately accused Danielle of lying, but then Melissa hit her with the innocent, "Well did you?" A heck of strategic play by Mel; I was impressed!

Come join me in the past seasons rehash thread! I also started re-watching and need someone to snark with.

Just saw the actress who plays Sutton in an infomercial for ScalpMed. Her picture caught my eye as it flashed across the screen, but it was one of those "That looks like....no that's not her." But I had to watch to see if she came up again, and when she did and started talking, it was definitely her. She was one of the "actual users". Lol! Must have been an early acting job.

Why did I think Aaron was majoring in AA studies and Political Science? I was so confused why he was applying to accounting and advertisement jobs.

Oh they heard it and they put it in their "back pocket" so to speak, so that they could prep Danielle to out Theresa at a later point. And they know Danielle well enough to know that she would be down for it. (Cause she crazy.) How else does Danielle just happen to be at the shore at the same time as this couple's trip to have a sit down with Melissa? It's produce manipulation at it's finest. I'm not mad at them...I'm mad at myself for falling for that shit. I've been watching all of these Housewives shows from the beginning. I should know better. Lol!

LMAO! Bill being carried up the stairs and dumped on the bed next to his wife, then him feeling up Joe Gorga's pecs laid me out. Lol! I was laughing so hard. I do have to say I enjoyed watching the men's day trip because they were just having fun. Isn't it? Lol! When Danielle said that Theresa told her to do it, I was yelling at the TV "This bitch is a crazy liar. Theresa didn't tell her to pull nobody's hair and if she did, the cameras would have caught it and shown it." Then here come the damn producers making me swallow my words. They are more trifling than the cast!!

Did some quick sleuthing: Looks like there's no baby just yet, but one's on the way (the post is from December). Let's hope she doesn't get Alex's big toe-shaped head.

No real comments for this episode (I decided to do a 40-minute skin care routine and paid attention less than I normally did), other than holy shit, Amanda has an amazing ass! I'm off to go do some squats.

When does this season start? I feel like this is one of the longest breaks we've had in a while, especially with no All Stars buffer. I hate this show, but I'm going through withdrawal from the stupidness.

I originally was so excited when I read the description for this because I thought this is exactly the kind of cheesy ass shit that is right up my alley. I was kinda thinking it was gonna be like that Australian show, Dance Academy, or that other very Canadian show about kids at a performance arts school, but in the future. I was wrong. This is fucking awful! I made it 10 minutes into episode 2 before I gave up. More power to whoever attempted to showcase the important cultural impact of hiphop, but this ain't the way.

I wish they would stop making folks feel bad for losing pounds in the single digits. It just sets them up for false expectations for how quickly the weight will drop each week. When they said the format had changed, I was hoping that they'd done away kicking people off weekly, as many of them need the time there to really learn how to care for themselves physically and mentally before being sent off to try it on their own. And I don't mind Bob and his talking circle as much as some people, but they really need a fucking (qualified/certified) therapist.