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With level of self-centeredness emanating from Junior, I could believe that's from Jamie's loins.

I'm trying to go home for Carnival in August. Let's roll! I don't have any wigs for us to fight over though...

Same. Every time I start enjoying the show, the kid starts throwing a tantrum and screeching and just ruins it for me. I am enjoying the heck outta all the performances.

I was with Kenya when she said that Nene was making the whole "audio" thing up to make Cynthia look bad. But then she lost me when she used Eva's belly as shield from getting her ass beat and when she felt the need to knock Tanya down a peg because Tanya felt her relationship was perfect. Because Kenya's relationship is shit and falling apart, she can't let anyone else be happy. I could see the thought bubble above Kandi's head going, "you're telling ME the difference between a recording and audio?!?!" And I'm still chuckling at Yovanna's "Why y'all worried about the audio when you're ALL fake!"

I think Angela was paying for his private school tuition as well. So maybe he was in high school when the show first started?

Since I'm currently in Atlanta, I decided to hit up the Hot Dog Factory. It's about an hour from where my family lives. And as someone who fucking lives for a hotdog, they were delicious. I had a Jamaican jerk chicken dog and a fire dog (a beef hotdog with hot sauce, jalapeños, and some other type of pepper). I wasn't a fan of the bread as they were just plain old white bread buns; I prefer a potato bread-type bun. Anyway, no Portia or Dennis sightings. But I enjoyed my 2 hr excursion. Next on the list, OLG! Being in Atlanta, I'm still getting so much tea because everyone knows everyone's business. So apparently, Dennis' money doesn't come from the Hotdog factory, it comes from drugs allegedly. And he uses that drug money to fund the hotdogs, allegedly. I mean, I was surprised to see that there were only 2 restaurants since they kept talking about an "empire." And the one I went to was small, although busy.

I'm on episode 4. They only time I liked the kid is when they jumped into the pool with the breast plate. That was something that I could see a kid in real life actually thinking would work. I'm really enjoying all of Ru's performances. She still got some moves in her old age! 😃

I'm only on episode 2. I like everything about this, except for the kid. The kid is not cute or precocious, just really annoying.

The smile on Danielle's face as she dragged Marge across the store...

That was definitely another "oh snap!" moment.

My face while on the elliptical machine this morning while watching this show: Congrats to the producers of this show for managing to catch a real moment on screen. The look on everyone's face when Maddisson rolled in with her old ass boyfriend was reality gold. I don't know what dude's deal is, but he told me everything I needed to know when she said "I love you," and his response was, "no, we're not there yet." A guy in his mid-40s dating a 23-24 year old is sketch as hell and raises so many questions. Even more when you know that he worked with them. And I got a good chuckle out of scrawny Brandon thinking he could push up on a grown-ass man 3 times his size. Also, my favorite was part was: Brandon: Everyone here thinks this is weird: Chloe: No we don't. We don't think it's weird at all. Cut to Garrett in his I don't really remember words way: This.....is.....weird. Cut back to Brandon: You don't think this is weird? Cut to Juliette in her wanna be valley girl voice: This is weird. Me: What is wrong with that Cara girl. She has some serious issues. I'm still chuckling at her "yeah, you tell me I'm beautiful, but then you don't even notice my nose job!" Girl, what? And it sucks that Garrett isn't more articulate, because he's right when he [tries to] says that Cara is obviously insecure about Kelsey because she's the one who keeps bringing up Kelsey every 5 seconds. Girl get a grip! Also, totally didn't realize that she is the Cara that Johnny from The Challenge is dating (also didn't really care cause I can't stand Johnny). Why am I not surprised that Chloe decided to climb right back up Alex's asshole to lodge herself firmly in his colon. Her doing his clothes shopping is so, ugh, especially considering that he always treats her like shit. She will never admit it, but she is very much in love with Alex, and this is all just helping her live out her fantasies of being with him. But he will never choose her/date her, cause as much as he looks like giant toe, his money allows him to be selective and he only dates size 00 types like Juliette and Kelsey. And why does Chloe think after not talking to Juliette since the previous summer that she had any right to grill Robbie or that Juliette's party was the place and time to tell Juliette that Robbie is disingenuous. She really just can't help trying to place herself in the center of everything all the time. That being said, I totally believe Robbie is shady. I don't watch The Batchelor/Bachelorette so I'm not familiar with him at all, but he totally pings my gaydar.

Dude in the red hat kept getting closer and closer to the ladies every time the camera panned in that direction. He started off across the room, until he was right next to them. It was like one of those bad horror movies.

But Nene can't understand why folks Portia doesn't want to fuck with her anymore. She's so vile. Also, that apology to Eva, where Eva had to understand what Nene was going through. Ugh. I wouldn't have accepted that apology, but more power to Eva for being a better person than me. I always like seeing the women have fun when they go on the trips, even when it's stupid like the lean off the tower or the impressions.

Yeah, I didn't appreciate them trying to make me feel bad for Dre. Fuck that noise. Also, I for sure thought that Dre would still be around with the roaches after the meteorite hits and destroys all life on Earth. I desperately need a Francis and Spottswood spinoff. It can either be a prequel or what happens after Francis gets out of jail and they reunite and forgive each other.

I'm currently in Atlanta and several members of my family went to New Birth for New Years Eve to see some gospel performer. They said it was a hot mess and that there was a standard fee, uhm, "donation", of $360 per person and $90 per kid, and they asked for it as soon as people entered. And then during the services, they asked for more money from everyone. There are also a suite of ATM's in the entry way, so no one can use the excuse that they don't have any cash. They said that the only reason Jamal got hired was because he swore to eliminate the debt (over $30 million!) in less than 8 years or something like that.

I would like this so much better if they re-did the songs, instead of using the original versions. Also, most of the mash-ups were not well done.

Me at the beginning of the store party: Who the hell buys $600 candles?!?! WTF? Also me at the end of the episode when Danielle started knocking things over on the table: Gasp! Not the candles! Danielle was just so pleased with herself when she convinced her guard dog, Theresa, to go attack the other girls, while she just sat backed and watched with a shit eating grin on her face. It was really disturbing. Actually, everything Danielle does is disturbing and has been since season 1. Like, I fully believe Danielle has literal bodies buried in every city she's lived in. I originally thought she was trying to set them on fire, then realized neither candle was lit so it ultimately made no sense. Or on their death beds....

Oh wow, this sounds like a great retirement plan! Adding to my bucketlist.

Anyone doing a Korean 10-step skin care routine? If yes, what products are you using?

Many of the carnivals in different parts of the Caribbean are to celebrate emancipation from slavery. My family is from the Virgin Islands and Anguilla. USVI has their carnival usually in April, but BVI and Anguilla both have theirs the first Monday in August. I think Barbados is also in August. I really enjoyed the dance lesson scene, especially watching Eva dancing on the exercise ball while also eating snacks.

To his credit, he had just finished his masters and was in the midst of job hunting. However, we would make plans for him to stay at my place for a long weekend (he lived almost 2 hours away) and he would be like, "I'll be here for the next 2 weeks." And my reaction was always like especially when I would come home to no food AND he's sitting on my spot on the couch. That motherfucker had to go! And that was only the tip of the iceberg..... Oh no, that was all an act. She knew exactly what she was doing, you just wasn't expecting to get called out on it.

Kenya has to be the center of attention at all times. I couldn't believe that she said something about the proposal, but totally was not surprised. I'm glad Kandi called her ass out though, not that it sunk in any. I agree. He doesn't like her at all. It reminded me of a (very short) relationship I was in, where I initially really liked the guy, but after a bit I realized I did not like him as a person. He was really selfish/self-centered and was a shitty friend. And every time he would do or say something, I would just say to myself, "woah, he's a dick." (Like for instance, he would stay at my house all day while I was at work, and cook himself dinner. I would get home and he'd be just finishing eating, and be like, oh you should go get something, there's nothing left in the house.) But unlike Marc and Kenya, after 4 months we didn't get married; it ended. Kandi said it best; much of what they were talking about at dinner were things that should have been discussed while dating, before getting married. Cause there was none. I could just hear her voice through those bared horse teeth saying, "I have ALWAYS been supportive." Have you? And being as "rich" as you are, your gift was a cheese platter?!?! From Publix? Now Publix is the shit, so no shade to them, but c'mon on. And you know she didn't even pick them out or up; she had Gregg, the butler, do it. Loved Kandi's "Don't you follow the financial news?" I just know Kandi wakes up every morning, and checks the stock market prices. Kandi don't have time to be losing money and I love it.

I don't know if it was just me, but I didn't recognize Milania at all. Even from a couple episodes ago. She looked really different.

Why did Paulie look like Liberace's boyfriend after he started to get plastic surgery to look like young Liberace? I find Justina to be annoying as hell, but she won me over a bit when she referred to Jordan as "pussy chicken". LMAO!! Wes showed why I've always been a fan. He's a dick, but he knows not to take any of it seriously.

I see I'm not the only one who stopped watching this mess. I did catch a couple clips from the reunion and it seems to be more of a train wreck than usual.