"Would you call me shallow?"
"No, not to your face."
"She's saving herself for Luke Perry!"
"Honey, I couldn't be more proud if they were based on real grades."
"What's the matter with you kid? Did Sammy Davis Jr's death leave a hole in the Rat Pack?"
"If anything happens to my daughter, I have a .45 and a shovel, I doubt you'd be missed."
"Um, I have a note from my Doctor saying that I can't have balls flying at my face."
"Well, there goes your social life."
I love, love love this movie and I've been quoting it for years! (As you can see)