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When Jenelle finally meets her demise I will sign up for twitter just to say “was it David or the drugs?” If it could happen sooner than later it wouldn’t be a travesty. I honestly feel nothing will stop Swamp June Cleaver other than death. Yes, I said it. She skates on everything. They have now managed to sequester the oldest child in their care. Until I see a pic of Maryssa off the land, in a social setting with peers, in my mind she is no better off than a kid kept chained in a cage.

Is that considered active employment? She should put it on her resume. MENTION IT ALL!

Maybe someone can do some on the ground work and see if their local stores are clearing way for the SG jeans. I don’t have that in my agenda for the weekend unless she is going to be stocking Sam’s Club. Again, it’s weird. You’d think at minimum there would be buzz from the retailers. Even a hush hush coming soon type of hype. Guess tho, that answers my masses or classes question. If she was going for the masses (me, middle class but jean lover wage earner), she could have been more warming about it. I really dislike her but would consider her product of it was to my liking. This hard to get game is not my cup of tea. Does she have a NYFW run set up? That should be public knowledge.

I guess it’s missing me why the locations are some big top secret. She’s not releasing the next iPhone or anything. I know she is the marketing and business guru, but I as a consumer find it silly. And why on a Monday? If I’m going jeans shopping it’s gonna be over the weekend. Friday would have been a great reveal day! Payday, weekend....not very shopper friendly, if you ask me, to be all coy about it.

Yah, that Emilee is so basic. Her favorite thing to do isn’t “live.” ?

I wonder when the last time was that Maryssa left the confines of the land. Seriously.

Has it been confirmed what retail stores she will be present in? Is this a line for the classes or for the masses? Not gonna lie, I don’t care for B, but I love my jeans. I’d be interested in looking at and feeling them at the very least. I’m not interested in having her logo on my ass, tho.

And CPR and SCUBA! ?

Did I spell it incorrectly?? If I did that’s my bad.

Do what now??? Holy shiz balls. He’s lost it. And all this over his degenerate ungrateful daughter?? This family, I tell ya. 3...2...1.... until a lawsuit against twitter for 1 billion dollars.

Preach! I wish I was 54 and living that life with “no career.” I hate to think that the day after I do retire (some day god willing), that I am not cast to the curb. I’d never even dream of saying to my mommas face “YOU HAVE NO CAREER.” She retired 2 years ago after working her fingers to the bone. I guess tho, since Bethenny was raised by wolves, she never developed that kind of appreciation for the others who have worked hard. She’s the only and ever one to work their ass off to have it all.

Exactly. Before camera phones it was a way different time. I have snap shots of people and things, but not everything. Pictures or it doesn’t count? Ok, then most of my middle life is discounted. I do believe that Carole also has stated that a lot of their time spent together was in the hospital with Anthony. Why would anyone need photo cred of that? Apparently everything these days must come with “receipts.” Of all things to dissect Carole about, let it not be the ones who have gone before us.

I don’t doubt that and it makes sense. I can still do it on piano. But my snark was that Maryssa was supposedly playing this on day 1 of her violin lesson. You know, when most kids are learning the basic notes and scales, and how to hold the instrument and hand placement. She’s filling out applications to Julliard as we speak.

Can Can is from the classical period? Hmmmmm ok. And she’s playing that on day 1? Wows! She’s a violin prodigy, too! Pretty sure my first day of violin consisted of placing your fingers on the tapes and found a simple scale.

Man y’all mentioning Lizzie here and Devorah Rose over in another thread. Quit trying to awaken the ghosts of the past! I am trying to recall if Lizzie was on “High Society” (Tinsley)?! Or maybe she was on one of the Hamptons specials that ran years ago on ABC (I do believe). Maybe they should bring these girls on to stir things up a bit. Devorah was especially trashtastic!

HIGH! HIGH! YA BOTH HIGH! ?

She sure is quick to spill the tea lately. I wish for once someone would turn the tables on her. She’s trying to keep people talking about her now that the season is over. Pathetic!

Of course they are! I’d add broke to your assessment of them, too.

I figure coke or pills, probably a combo of them. Her never ending sinus infection....

Or a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader. Or a Yahtzee champ. DAM YOU BARB!

Dancing with the devil himself. Sweet baby Jesus, if ever karma was to catch up with a bitch, please let it be her.

Don’t forget the all important PJ! ✈️ I seriously think that’s A #1 on her list. I really don’t need to see her on RHBH. Like them or hate them, they are all made women with their own money (marginally Erica, but she is established like it or not). None of them are off the tit gold diggers. She wouldn’t gel, in my opinion. What does she have in common with any of them??? She’s the age of most their daughters. It’s all around gross to me, but she clearly has daddy issues so....good on her, I suppose?

For once ever, I agree with Finebaum (aka Skeletor). I hate Satan for a multitude of reasons, but I’m not ignorant and recognize he is the best coach of all time. But come on dude, don’t be a dick ALL THE TIME. I get that’s him and Belichek’s schtick, but seriously. Even that shit gets old. Oh how I miss my Les and Spurrier. Crazy AF, the both of them, but at least had a good nature and sense of humor. I’ve spent the day kicking myself for doubting my team (and not betting for them). Last night was such a pleasant surprise, even my son was OK with my hollering! (Usually he’s like MOM STOP YELLING).

So based on the time stamps of her posts over the weekend, they were basically on a 24/7 bender. She really has no shame. If I had a house full of kids and was posting at 4 AM this kind of random crazy shit, when I came to I’d be so embarrassed of myself.

June would line up, based on the Mother’s Day reference. I also was not aware of all the real life drama between these 2 until I just got caught up on my recordings of part 1 and now part 2 over the past couple weeks. Wowza!