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Thanks for putting that out into the universe. This is all on you ?

Jace has so much hardship in his life and he can’t even get his own dang birthday cake. FFS. I put more thought and care into the birthday treats for my co-workers than Janelle does for Jace. It’s one little thing that would mean the world to him. But no. Here share a 3 day old marble cake that doesn’t even have your name on it with your sister. YES YOUR SISTER. YOUR SISTER THAT YOU LOVE SO MUCH JACE GODDAMMIT. As for the guns and the NRA. Janelle is a joke. She may have a NRA sticker but she has no idea what they do or what they stand for. If she was actually a high profile celeb I could even see them telling her to knock it off. It’s such a scape goat pussy move to be all NRA NRA. They do not endorse road rage or using your firearm as a scare tactic. Again, a simple 8 hour CCW class could have clarified this for her. Alas, she is above that. I hope someone shoots her between the eyes someday.

Nah. She’s a poser to the T. Lux’s hair is just her way of being in control. He doesn’t have a white boy haircut. Her words, not mine. I was honestly thinking to myself that if she really wanted to make it big she should write a pilot script for a sitcom based on a white trash trying to be something else mom of serial baby daddy kids. She has the perfect cast of characters. 1. Responsible dad (Jo) 2. Needy dad (Javi) 3. Dreamer dad (Chris). And then the Momma Beat, who is morphed beyond recognition from multiple surgeries. Although, in my sitcom mind, every suregery would be portrayed as her attempt to distance herself as far as possible from her deadbeat momma. Kail would, of course, be the antagonist in this show, ergo no green light from her. But in the reality of it all, her life is laughable.

What happens on day 100??? Or is this like Scientology and once you reach the “top,” there’s MORE?!

That’s below her station.

And of course she has to get a dig in against Jo and Javi for not being yard guys? Jo seems to keep a nice house, his parents did too. Chris strikes me as the least “handiest” of them all. She’s trying to make him into something he is not once again.

Yep! That’s why those before and after meth billboards are no joke! JUST SAY NO, kids!

School is starting soon. Who is going to take Leah shopping for her $900 boutique clothes??

As for the recorded voice messages. I one time contemplated buying one for my BFF of one of the Jersey Shore peeps. Because it would have been funny. Michael? Yah no. They’d be like who is this creeper dad calling my phone???? There is a big difference and Michael ought should realize no one wants Farrah’s dad calling them. Hell, she can barely stand to talk to the guy most the time.

Michael is poking the wrong hornet nest with Drita. First off, she is NOT old. But if he wants to walk his ass into a mafia war, then I guess that’s on him. Lee (Drita’s hubs, well wait maybe the got a divorce) is no joke. I’d be scared AF of him. Not that Drita needs him, she is a bad ass on her own, but I wouldn’t want to get on the bad side of him. And if Michael is really gonna go there, Drita has some pretty sweet and well educated kids (spoiled? Yah probs, but I do believe they at least went to school and did seem motivated in that way). Where’s Mowgly??? I’d pay someone to do a literacy test on that one. I would bet her SM is not written by her at all. She can barely speak a full sentence. BUT SHE IS A CHILD.

My cat is gonna flip once I bring the suitcases up from the basement. Happens every time and it breaks my heart! But, we must get in one last summer vacay before school starts.

Barb is verbally abusive to Jace? She may not be perfect, but I’ve never seen her as verbally abusive TO Jace. As for being emotionally manipulative, it’s a fine line in a situation like hers. She may inadvertantly overcompensate, and I’m sure the frustrations she has with Jenelle creep into their day to day life. But she keeps him clean, fed, medicated, gets him to school and activities and does seem to enjoy her times with him. It’s not the ideal life for the little guy, but it is what it is. He’s much better off with Babs than the Dumb Fucks in the sinking swamp house.

I don’t watch this show anymore but know enough to put my 2 cents in. Janelle is demented. Bottom line, point blank. It sickens me how she treats her children and as a responsible CCW carrying member of society I am disgusted how she thinks carrying a weapon makes her cool. There are just a few major takeaways from the class you have to go through. 1. Always treat a weapon as if it was loaded (in her case, she thinks that makes her incivible, but any normal person would be respectful of the fact). 2. If / when pulled over, clearly state to the officer you have a permit and have a loaded firearm. 3. The minute you fire your weapon, whether in self defense or not, you can expect at minimum a civil lawsuit against you. She is so daggum ignorant. Cole and Chelsea. I seen comment on him and I have no doubts he loves his wife. But let’s be real. If I had to guess? He is at minimum frustrated with the cameras (already disclosed he does not care for them). He’s probably also sick of the Adam drama (warranted, I would be too). Not to mention, he go involved with this shit show when he married Chelsea. Yes, he knew and he benefits. But at the same time, I’m sure at least one person or more has made snide comments to him at work or around town. For a chill dude like Cole, it’s bound to eat way at you. Then he goes to this reunion where they fight through a crowd riot in the hallway. Again, chill Midwest dude who is supporting his wife, but now has 2 kids involved with these freaks. I’d be pissed, too. Then, let’s consider that Chelsea has been prego for 2 out of their 3 year relationship (fuzzy math, but you get my point). I know this is what they want, and that’s great. BUT. Lastly who knows if it wasn’t the 552nd time that day Chelsea was “I love you.” One more time, THAT IS FINE AND GREAT, but she tends to over do it with that kind of stuff. Are you excited??? I am just breaking down my thoughts on the happy couple. I believe they love each other and are happy and are good parents. Yet she sleeps on a couch. And not even a nice one! Their furniture looks like it came with their rental. Like my dorm shit I had 20 years ago.

OMG! They so are!!!! What a miserable bunch of hags.

I don’t see Tyler as gay either. He’s had sex with a female at least twice. And his repulsion is most likely Cate based not preferences based (if he has one). As for their little jaunt to AZ. Who has Nova??? Sorry, little girl, we have to run off again? It makes me sad. This time of year is when parents are prepping for back to school and / or doing the last summer family vacation (I say this as we are about to take off for 10 days, and return for the first day of school). I’m so depressed as a parent that summer is over. I just want every single minute with my kiddo!

PAY THE IRS! How have they not got on to her yet? Living in Malibu for going on a month and riding around in a Rolls? This bitch, I tell ya. I’d be freaked as fuck if I was out of prison (yes, I know it’s been years now) and still giving the ?? to the feds. I’d be watching my own dam shadow if I was her.

Whomever called him Butch 2.0 NAILED IT.

Why do I feel like Sophia is a prime candidate for some sort of trafficking abduction? This whole family is so fucked up. Part of me prays that this is all a show act for publicity and it cannot possibly be how they conduct their real day to day life. Either way, Sophia’s SM accounts are just fodder for kiddie porn freaks. But that’s fine, because she is just a CHILD (Michael).

Is she trying to have a “deep thoughts” competition with Tyler??? Make it stop! Hashtag hashtag hashtag

It’s like you read my mind! Some days that IS my exact standard. So in that case I guess we have succeeded? And then what? We need a shirt? Or is it more than shirts? I DO NOT UNDERSTAND! ?

That’s what I’m saying! Of all the things to hitch her star to, this is what she goes with? It don’t make no sense. We can expect the boxes of unsold shirts to be stored back by the Mary Kay and Lipsence merch at some point, I suppose? Along with all her “school supplies.”

Well they sure do keep some clean ass floors in Casa de Gary Time! Someone need to juxtapose that with Ambers nasty ass rental tore up and shitty redone floors! I’d like to credit shade to Kristina, with that pic, but I don’t think she even rolls like that. As usual her daughter is clean and groomed, dressed to the nines and hair did. I love this fam! #garydonegood

Jesus God, Leah. She needs to get her head out her ass and be involved at the school. I’ve never missed or not been notified of and IEP revisions meeting. It happens. A LOT. And paras (and teachers) come and go. FFS, our favorite para is not coming back this year because she moved away. We will still have support, just a different person. I’m really not following this whole debacle in Leah speak, mostly because it sounds like she is misunderstanding the whole process. Maybe she can bring in some #liveyourstandard shirts and all will be good. Hey Leah, what IS your standard anyway??? Still waiting on the definition of that one.....

Who knows what stage of potty training Kaiser is in at this stage, he could very well be delayed due to neglect. Wetting ones self is also a common trait in abused children. My 10 year old foster son has subsided but not totally stopped bed wetting (I realize different that Kai asking to got potty, but still). And at the end of the day what can you do? It’s a matter of cleaning the bedding, but I can’t be mad. He (my son) gets all scared still after 2 years in my home when he wets the bed. I’m like it’s fine! I would just rather know in the morning off the bat so I can get the sheets started in the wash. I’m off track. Bottom line, Kaiser is headed on a sad road. His bathroom habits are an indicator of his abuse (IMO).

If I’m gonna live my standard and wear a shirt proudly proclaiming that mantra, it’s not going to be Leah’s standard. WTH does this even mean coming from a teen mom twice divorced and 3 kids at 20 (ish?) years old? Which I’m fine with if that’s the life she was dealt (made decisions to lead her there), and I’m not an angle nor do I lead a perfect life (works for me), but I’m not trying to brand myself as some guru. Jesus God Leah. If I wants a shirt with that on it, I’d buy a Cricut and make one myself. Hell, she’d be better off going that route anyway! (P.S. I really do want a Cricut).