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See you all in July for more Lockup Love. Take care, frens. Someone try to think of the name of that cat. : )

GoogleEyes! You're still alive!

Marcelino: Married, check. Kids, check. Been there, done that. Moving on now. Bye-eee

Now.

Geez, I can't remember anyone's name. I was trying to think of the name of that good kitty cat that the St. Louis/dungeon/toupee guy had, but then I couldn't remember his name either. I wonder if Prevagen is better than Neuriva? ##### It's a tossup whether I hate Chance or the Haribo Gold Bear executives more.

Somehow Blaine saying "The repetitive cycle! I must break it!" strikes me as inauthentic.

Get outta town--Brittzzzz's mom got internet ordained. 🧚‍♀️

Maybe Monique will turn him down! 'Cuz THAT would be shocking!!!

Is this the "shocking" part of the The Shocking Season Finale?? I was hoping for more along the lines of TayLER beats Chance over the head with his power washer and kills him.

Marcelino's modeling photos showed one of the most beautiful men I've ever seen. Now, if I may be completely superficial, he's a nerdy guy in thick glasses that seem more geriatric than hip, with narrow shoulders emphasized by the sleeveless tee that's stretched across his pot belly and clashes with his baggy camo shorts. What HAPPENED, Marce? FFS, man, make an effort.

I can forgive a lot in a man who unabashedly loves his cat.

I was delighted to learn how hilarious Jerry Springer could be after firing up one of the very early doobs. RIP, Sir.

The announcer just urged us to stay turned for the SHOCKING season finale. Hmm. I'm trying to think what could possibly happen that would shock us. . . I'm open to anything! : )

SEASON FINALE! How many women will be unimpregnated by the end? Giddy up. 🤠

YES! A Bobbie for Chance swap! Yes, please please. And if we could see Chance being loaded into the back of a squad car, it would be an excellent Season Finale.

Remember when the first rule of moving was "Don't give them the beer until your stuff is unloaded"?

Avengers, assemble!!

Oh, ho ho. LOL I forgot Aris blew off the sister event. She'll have to go full octomom before they get over that one.

It's so convenient that Abby is going to have an actual film clip to show all her future therapists. And now let's go to the video. . .

You know, Derek's a little shit, but I would not hang around and be harangued and scolded by this whole room full of loud judgmental women for any amount of paycheck Matt Sharp could write out.

Armpit, underboob, thighfold, buttcrack.

You forgot the flathead screwdriver: c) cheating. Soooo much cheating. Sex workers, neighbors, different inmates, baby-daddies, sugar mamas, former threesome buddies. . .

HOW is there no Eyeroll emoji?

If they get a renewal story . . . we RIOT!!

Oh, good. The scintillating ongoing drama of Puppy & Amber.