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We have a couple of weave casualties.

I thought it was Chance who bought the power washer? No, Michael?

Every time I see this kid, she's reading a book--what a weirdo. 😭

That bitch ain't gonna swi-i-i-i-ng!! Uh oh. I don't know what that means. I'd be at a disadvantage in the parking lot catfight.

Wait! Sarah has modulated her own hair! She's no longer neon fuschia. Good call. She's doing top? I was sure vaginal rejuvenation was trending.

I missed the first few minutes of the show and only read the posts about the hot pink rabbit coat. And then, there it was!!! It's magnificent.

Are you kidding? DOESN'T EVERYONE????

Oh man, I got to see a production with Ted Neeley and Carl Anderson. Wonderful.

I hope Ethan will share his skincare routine with us. That kid is dewy.

Yikes. Chance is babbling from nerves. DUDE!! Your hair grew since I saw you (15 years ago). Wanna go to a stripclub!?

I don't think Marcelino and Britzzz are appearing this season. Directv has put LAL on one of the screensavers that appears when you've paused the program too long. There are three couples blithely dancing around in the rain, holding umbrellas. The main couple is Shawn and Sarah, staring lovingly into each other's eyes. (Sarah's haircolor has been modulated.)

Yeow, that's a fat baby! She's bigger than cold-shoulders Sarah. (Did you spot those cold shoulders, Auntie A? LOL)

I'm refreshed from my pre-LAL disco nap. Everyone strapped in? It's a long one!

None of these guys are farmers. The horse breeder, for example, owns 48 acres--which is a lovely little rural property to graze a few horses next to your house and stable. He would never claim to be a farmer, and if he did, a real farmer would laugh and roll his eyes. I think the producers just got way too caught up in the old nursery rhyme, trying to be clever. But does anyone except boomers even remember hi-ho-the-derry-o anymore? Injectors? Lip plumpers or tasty briney herbal solutions into turkeys? Heh, never mind. I don't know why the Australian versions of these reality shows are always so much better, but they are.

Good luck with your weekend adventure, Empress!!

Looks like Sarah's going to use that ONE cookie crumb as a springboard to get her bags and her baby packed up and out the door to Anthony. I'm no Shawn fan, but shazam.

Wow. That one cookie crumb is "a mess on her floor"? Those are some very high standards. Of course, I guess he could have bent over and picked the damn thing up.

That little glimpse of hot pink velour tracksuit reminds me that we have been spared the sight of PetPet and Michael tonight. Let's all pause and enjoy the break.

Speak OUT, Tayler!!! "Who do you think has been raising these children, idiot? YOU??" Chance: silence WHOOOP

Monique's sister notes that she's "stuck on stupid" and the other sister leaps in to add that they hate that for her. LOL I don't have sibs, but these seem like good ones.

Oh! Cool. Love her! Thanks.

I will help you bury the body. So far I have been able to hit MUTE before he finishes the word "gooder" every single time.

Who's the first woman, who catches the big red covid ball with asthma?

Wait. You had your brother do a Facebook friend thing on your behalf with your estranged son? And the poor kid is so hungry for daddy vibes, he phones right up? And now you're asking "What kind of dad am I?"

Ponytail turned out to be a legal GENIUS!! I did not see that coming.