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  1. candall
    Life After Lockup is just his side-gig?
  2. candall
    This "24 karat gold tomahawk steak" trend is so ridiculous it rounds the bend and hits obscene. The chef is laughing at you so hard, there's probably phlegm 'twixt meat and metal.
  3. candall
    The drama of Anthony's love for Sarah must have slipped into my dreams and disturbed my meta. Looks like no one supports those two crazy kids, but I don't know . . . the thought of life with Shawn gives me a rash. That frying pan isn't a good bet--take the fire.
  4. candall
    Theo's very tall for a five y.o.
  5. candall
    I watched from the beginning, too--right up to when they generated the new "MAGYK." Tuned in to help usher out The Sun in a ball of glory, but instead she just dissolved in a swirl of raspy vocal fry.
  6. candall
    Wait. Is it possible I just saw Chance's belongings going up in smoke? Oh boy, oh boy! Next week, Snark Team Six.
  7. candall
    Oh no. I might cry. Sarah's going to inflict that fucking loser on her poor sweet daughter just so she can stick it to Shawn for neglecting her? That is tragic.
  8. candall
    Tell your mom a workman's only as good as his tools.
  9. candall
    Linday honey, you better think twice before you go demanding you be handed what you deserve.
  10. candall
    TC just had a thought bubble over his head that read, "THREESOME!!"
  11. candall
    Oh, GOOD. Now he's going to call her "Big Mama." grrrrrrrrrrrr
  12. candall
    "What could POSSIBLY go wrong?!?"
  13. candall
    Time to buy some more shit and get that credit rating back up there, Chance. <MASSIVE EYEROLL>
  14. candall
    Duracell coppertops.
  15. candall
    GEEZ, HE'S NOT INTO IT ALREADY!
  16. candall
    Interesting. Are those two things related? I assumed the golf courses of Hawaii were still full of docs on the Pfizer dime.
  17. candall
    Derek: "I din' feel like we was in a relationship." Monique: "He was confused." He's a lying POS and she's delusional. But I try not to judge.
  18. candall
    I think the lawyer's ponytail is a clip-on.
  19. candall
    YEOW, it's a potpourri of Lockup Love fuckery!!
  20. candall
    Who picked out that pink and purple empire-waistline dress Monique's wearing in her TH? More of that, please!
  21. candall
    I would have been fine hanging with the current crew for a few more whiles. Oh, well. I just bob along on the tide of LAL. At least Lindsay's new cowboy is bringing us another ace legal representative. : ) See you next week, Snarkteam Six.
  22. candall
    Really?? Amber and Puppy haven't done anything interesting in three years. Sheesh.
  23. candall
    Oh, Derek just had a little slip.
  24. candall
    Angela's snaggletooth.
  25. candall
    I can see where she's coming from with her paternity test suggestion--but maybe put that shit in a TEXT?
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