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I think Mumbles has eight inches of forehead hiding behind that low combover.

Here I am. I meant to get here early so I could watch TayLER burn Chance's shit in the yard again. Makes me proud.

Ugh, The Buck Show continues. This guy used to just be the firehouse doofus; when did he become the designated 911 Fan Favorite? ______________ Wendell, we barely knew ye. Looks like a good character, so that's a shame.

Chance doesn't know why Tayler would be mad at HIM. Something he said? Well. Let's throw a little infidelity gas on the fire while we're at it. _____________ Aww. I'm sad they wrapped up with that rather wimpy little bonfire. I could've watched Tayler burn asshole Chance's stuff for another ten or fifteen minutes. Of course, if she goes back for a second load, he'll probably punch her. ________________ Oh, sad this week, the LAL crew. More hilarious pink fur-covered pixels, show, fewer neglected children.

You know who I am not missing? That crying estate jewelry woman. Thought I'd just bring it up. : ) __________________ "Is this your first purity ring?" is a real question for a 13-year old girl? Oh, wait. Lindsay explains that we are indeed in purity ring territory. Wow. That was a sad little story to share with her daughter. On their tv show.

Casino, my friends! One lucky spin will do it.

So it has nothing to do with the fact that Justine's pregnant? Mic drop.

Oh I'm asking!

What the fuck is that??? Can you get a couch that converts into a hot tub?!

Britzzz in real estate now. If you can't remember, they'll provide a refresher segment!

Blaine's dad, Pops, has one tooth left on the top, over on the left. 😬

YOU!

Oh yeah? Let's see this paragon of paternal virtue, "Pops." I'm doubtful, since there hasn't been anything like that on this show so far.

Long commercial break. Bumble date report, please.

Attention Mrs. Bison! Mama's got a whole new bag!

Margaret talks to God about sanitary belts?

She looks great in that wig and those shades! Uh oh, wait--the purse strap bisecting that one boob messed up the whole look.

Me, too. And he's such a bullshit artist--starting out with "Oh, $200 on this card, $400 on that card . . . " Ending with "I only work half a day, then I hit the casino." Grrrrrr

Oh yeah, did you miss that bit? I think he told Tayler they were a gift for her--some kind of utter bullshit justifying those million dollar rims.

"My name's Anthony, but you can call me Daddy." This whole manipulation Sarah's pulling--sacrificing her daughter so she can lap up some more attention, create some extra drama starring SARAH!!--just makes me outraged.

HEY! I saw Derek pulling on Monique's sister's hairpiece! Get out of there , little man!

They're certainly giving this rodeo every chance to find an audience. The pilot episode has aired at least three times.

Ugh. I don't like shows where the plot detours and characters become confused about their own reality. Combining "What if?" and "Anything goes!" must be fun for the writers, but I just feel impatient for the show to get back on track.* Oh, and I don't like Buck, so this was a five-minute episode for me. Call me when there's another disaster. _____________ *I did enjoy Meredith Grey insisting she couldn't be dead because her late dog would be there, just as the dog hopped up into her lap.

We'll be here!

Before the board snaps shut, I need to know how Empress' Tinder date went! I live vicariously through my LAL pals.