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Remember when the first rule of moving was "Don't give them the beer until your stuff is unloaded"?

Avengers, assemble!!

Oh, ho ho. LOL I forgot Aris blew off the sister event. She'll have to go full octomom before they get over that one.

It's so convenient that Abby is going to have an actual film clip to show all her future therapists. And now let's go to the video. . .

You know, Derek's a little shit, but I would not hang around and be harangued and scolded by this whole room full of loud judgmental women for any amount of paycheck Matt Sharp could write out.

Armpit, underboob, thighfold, buttcrack.

You forgot the flathead screwdriver: c) cheating. Soooo much cheating. Sex workers, neighbors, different inmates, baby-daddies, sugar mamas, former threesome buddies. . .

HOW is there no Eyeroll emoji?

If they get a renewal story . . . we RIOT!!

Oh, good. The scintillating ongoing drama of Puppy & Amber.

I saw it. Each woman was ultimately successful in that she found a man, reconciled with a man, or recognized the value of her man. Horrified. 🙀

Oh, fuck you, Chance. And again: It's YOUR fault I have to sneak around and be unfaithful. BECAUSE YOU REFUSE TO TRUST ME!!

What IS her name? I liked her.

Which? WHICH? Okay, the immediate resonating silence following Derek's text ding was hilarious. Uh oh! Monique knows how to resurrect the recently deleted. LMAO Run, Forrest.

I wonder if John and ______________ (Eyebrows) are watching, separated by the miles, each with a wistful tear.

I appreciate your remarks. I have the episodes piling up on my DVR and wasn't sure about making the commitment. I saw eight comments here and thought, "Uh oh. Delete!" But you all seem to like it. I'll give it a shot.

NO! Don't end on lame-o Bone-o. Doesn't Chance have something lying around that TayLER can destroy?

I think that was the man who liked big butts, and I cannot lie. The "come hither" look his prison love tossed over her shoulder as she displayed her assets was hilarious. Too bad it didn't work out.

About to be ZERO kitties when the car door opens. Those cats are not happy. 😬

I'm sorry, I know this is rude, but Sarah schlepping around the little pumpkin baby who's half her size cracks me up.

Why is this cocktail server so thirsty for Tiny Bone?

MICHAEL!! Did a man on LAL just do the right thing? I have vapors.

Did we just have an interstitial segment about what Derek and Monique call his dick?

I can't stand listening to Lindsey's wailing--and at the same time, I enjoy her misery.

So, we met Amber when she was gaslighting some guy into adopting her girlfriend, Puppy. Because . . . there's good money in a prison inmate adoption scam? But anyway. . . . Were these two women just such damn fine reality tv personalities that a few more years of not-particularly-interesting storyline was generated on their behalf??