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I've been in the "interior room" for a couple of hours with the doggos while the phone shrieked out TORNADO WARNING alerts, but it looks like everything's calmed down now and, besides, it's time for Love After Lockup Live Chat. Let the good times ensue!

I'd take your cat x 1000 over the June Crew.

I think she and her late son and new baby and weirdo fake husband-accountant were in the Carribean somewhere. Or maybe I've just seen the faux ANS Law & Order: Criminal Intent too many times.

Life-hack royalty.

Well. Damn. It's tornado-ville out there and my power just stuttered so no tv connection for awhile. You guys go ahead, though.

It's BOBBIE! She's alive! Did they get the shed ready?

If you come back with a selfie of you and the old lady in the bar, it's a Bingo!

Watch out. My farm guy could only have cars made before 1986 because that's what he knew how to work on. Don't be like farm guy.

It has to be your high school boyfriend who teaches you or it doesn't count.

Eric! Dude! Your eyes are running down your face.

I'm torn between CPA and Personal Trainer.

Oh, man! I thought this was a Bounty commercial, but it's Britzzz and Britzzz's kidzzz.

But you need to watch out for that "I loved her so much I had to kill her" scenario.

I think Mumbles has eight inches of forehead hiding behind that low combover.

Here I am. I meant to get here early so I could watch TayLER burn Chance's shit in the yard again. Makes me proud.

Ugh, The Buck Show continues. This guy used to just be the firehouse doofus; when did he become the designated 911 Fan Favorite? ______________ Wendell, we barely knew ye. Looks like a good character, so that's a shame.

Chance doesn't know why Tayler would be mad at HIM. Something he said? Well. Let's throw a little infidelity gas on the fire while we're at it. _____________ Aww. I'm sad they wrapped up with that rather wimpy little bonfire. I could've watched Tayler burn asshole Chance's stuff for another ten or fifteen minutes. Of course, if she goes back for a second load, he'll probably punch her. ________________ Oh, sad this week, the LAL crew. More hilarious pink fur-covered pixels, show, fewer neglected children.

You know who I am not missing? That crying estate jewelry woman. Thought I'd just bring it up. : ) __________________ "Is this your first purity ring?" is a real question for a 13-year old girl? Oh, wait. Lindsay explains that we are indeed in purity ring territory. Wow. That was a sad little story to share with her daughter. On their tv show.

Casino, my friends! One lucky spin will do it.

So it has nothing to do with the fact that Justine's pregnant? Mic drop.

Oh I'm asking!

What the fuck is that??? Can you get a couch that converts into a hot tub?!

Britzzz in real estate now. If you can't remember, they'll provide a refresher segment!

Blaine's dad, Pops, has one tooth left on the top, over on the left. 😬

YOU!