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Oh, fuck you, Chance. And again: It's YOUR fault I have to sneak around and be unfaithful. BECAUSE YOU REFUSE TO TRUST ME!!

What IS her name? I liked her.

Which? WHICH? Okay, the immediate resonating silence following Derek's text ding was hilarious. Uh oh! Monique knows how to resurrect the recently deleted. LMAO Run, Forrest.

I wonder if John and ______________ (Eyebrows) are watching, separated by the miles, each with a wistful tear.

I appreciate your remarks. I have the episodes piling up on my DVR and wasn't sure about making the commitment. I saw eight comments here and thought, "Uh oh. Delete!" But you all seem to like it. I'll give it a shot.

NO! Don't end on lame-o Bone-o. Doesn't Chance have something lying around that TayLER can destroy?

I think that was the man who liked big butts, and I cannot lie. The "come hither" look his prison love tossed over her shoulder as she displayed her assets was hilarious. Too bad it didn't work out.

About to be ZERO kitties when the car door opens. Those cats are not happy. 😬

I'm sorry, I know this is rude, but Sarah schlepping around the little pumpkin baby who's half her size cracks me up.

Why is this cocktail server so thirsty for Tiny Bone?

MICHAEL!! Did a man on LAL just do the right thing? I have vapors.

Did we just have an interstitial segment about what Derek and Monique call his dick?

I can't stand listening to Lindsey's wailing--and at the same time, I enjoy her misery.

So, we met Amber when she was gaslighting some guy into adopting her girlfriend, Puppy. Because . . . there's good money in a prison inmate adoption scam? But anyway. . . . Were these two women just such damn fine reality tv personalities that a few more years of not-particularly-interesting storyline was generated on their behalf??

So tonight it's Justine vs. Moka in the struggle for Michael's soul. Oh damn!! LOL, she literally just told him not to sell his soul!

Poor TayLER. I think she totally has Chance's number--the ego, the gaslighting, the cheating/gambling/drinking/lying/profligacy--but she's new baby hormone-y and reluctant to kick him to the curb and leave herself with four(?) children, no job and zero support. Geez, how will she ever even grab a shower if she evicts the only other adult in the household? Bobbie? Paging Bobbie! Meanwhile, Chance is looking for an escape hatch and willing to use whatever excuse presents itself. He's loathsome. But at least he's not punching TayLER in the face, which is what I expected.

". . .thinkin' about my priorities." I have no idea which way he's going to come down on those priorities. 🥶

My personal targeted ad between the posts is for something that "tells you when dementia is forming." ???

This is the first time I've heard that Blaine is religious and YOWZA!!!--he's super religious!! Gives the message at church, wears the t-shirt, the whole nine yards.

Motivational speaker?

Cam thinks anything he says in his deep "serious voice" should be accepted as scripture. Gag. ME.

Okay, I admit that it would be a major drag if your live-in S.O. were confined to the house for three solid years. Never going out to dinner or a movie, having to do all the errands by yourself, way way way too much Door Dash. I need a certain amount of private time--an ankle monitor on the roomie doesn't work for me.

And ONCE AGAIN, "Boob sling" catches me by surprise and I fall over sideways, giggling.

I just spend the Britzzz segments admiring her long glossy hair and perfect milky complexion. I think she leaves Lindsay in the dust, hair-wise.

Would it be too much to ask that all the baby-voice executives might choke on their Haribo Gold Bears?