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Commercial break. What's a Chromecast?

No, Woody Woodpecker. It's called NAGGING.

It's only for a month--OG returns in September. Just enough time to hone our snark to a razor's edge. ⚡

Omg, we've all been together for such a long time.

Would you have hammered in the morning?

Ewww. This is the first time I haven't been able to fast forward quickly enough to cancel out the word "gooder" on the Haribo commercial.

There's not really much grist for the conflict mill on Love During Lockup except phone angst.

Missed her name, but that desperate, pathetic, less than zero self-esteem redhead makes me SAAAAAD.

You cannot convince me that each and every cell phone we see isn't festooned with tiny flecks of lube.

Could I please get a closer look at those clear plastic boots?! DO THEY LIGHT UP??

i dunno. I bet being a prison wife is probably easier than being a regular wife.

Boooo. So other people can use wool, leather and stifling neoprene and incorporate other inappropriate yacht-job features, and get away with it by saying "Oh, it's for after work, when they go out to the bars," but Anna gets sent home because the Jason is dressed too casually to be on duty as the top professional operating the boat. Capt. Jason looked comfortable and gorgeous and would appear right at home pouring out of that big Hummer limo production hires to haul everyone to dinner. How is a black leather jacket look different from a black silk kimono look if both men liked their outfits? Meanwhile, Capt. Sandy--and I'm one of the few who like her--would have been roundly laughed at anywhere she showed up in that ridiculous Halloween kit. All season, Anna's been the little chicken who gets pecked to death by the others and tonight the judges finished the job. .

Cheryl was my favorite this season. I was impressed with the Dirty Hands strategy to repeatedly name her as crew boss. It made their team much more stable than switching leaders and everyone trying to figure out what the new boss's management style was going to be, task to task. I was relieved when Cheryl clocked out, though, for her sake. I couldn't even watch her torture that sprained ankle (or whatever leg part) trying to navigate that balance beam with buckets of water. ow ow ow ow In the final, Kenji's despair was also hard to watch. I thought, right along with Kenji, that the post driver section would be his secret advantage because he knew the trick. Unfortunately, I caught on a little earlier than he did that the formula for success had changed. Poor Kenji. It would have been so great if the sheer determination of the small guy had made an even match-up with the experience of the older guy and the power of the big guy. I liked all three of them. ### It was a good season! It would have been nice to hear a little longer update on each of the contestants--if anyone runs across that, please post it up.

Uh-oh. Kerok just lost me, permanently.

Is that the same nude bodysuit she wore on her "date" or does she own several? It's a look!

I have lost the thread of how this woman's prison boyfriend just happened to have, uh, lain with one of her employees at ye olde tax preparation firm.

I have two or three "Where Are They Now?" shows my dvr caught and one of them is Muskrat Stan. I hope the cat's okay.

Sure! Married to Brett ___________. Acerbic game show guest.

I loooooooove that her profession is "Social Media Influencer." But I'm thinking that soon FansOnly will be the social media she's influencing.

I was EXTRA sad that I missed last week when I was all alone watching this chick go in and specify a table for two for her "date" with Kerok. Oh, it is to laugh.

Maybe that's one of those buttsmuggler models. Packaged with earphone!

You probably discussed this last week, but since when do inmates get to lie in their cell bunks and yak on their phones all day? That's going to put a whole new topspin on Love During Lockup.

But who is that snarling blond man on sister Jade's right arm?? He makes dark green pineapple look good.

On it! Thanks!

Does anyone else have a new non-removeable banner taking up 25% of the screen? Extremely annoying. Seeking advice.