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She was just so thrilled he didn't make any reference during the proposal to sitting on his face, she had to say yes.

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YES, I'll marry you! I loooove you! Ooh, gross, you so crusty.

Raaawwrrrr.

Moka: raaaawwrrrr ["I approve!"]

Consider me to have thumbs-upped this x1000.

ACK! I looked up and I can't even figure out which one of these generic blondes is on the show and which one is a PA. Gaby? Who? 911!

In last week's teaser. Gabby alluded to something at home she didn't want Chris to see. Anything on that I've missed? Maybe Chris will dig a molar out of the garbage disposal or something. ☠️

I have so many snarky remarks to make about Derek [booster seat] but I will NOT, because he has not even one time cast aspersions on Monique's size. He introduces her at the bank as his beautiful girlfriend, he didn't side-eye her to his friend at the restaurant, etc. It's not impossible I'll hate him in the end, but he currently has a large store of credit with me.

I think these two "met" when they were both incarcerated. But ultimately he's going to clean up his act and she never will. It's Post-Millenium Days of Wine & Roses!

Gabby: I'm the prize! You garbage! . . . Cops, you idiot! . . . Shut up, Fool. Also Gabby: Why you talkin' to me like that?

Oh, sigh, the Aris story bums me out. She just wants a man who doesn't constantly paw at her and she ends up with this big slurping mouth-breather lech. . NOOOOOO. Get UP!! DON'T YOU MARRY HIM, ARIS.

$9k out of $0.35/hr is pretty good! How long was he in there, anyway?

Closed captioning now recognizes "Imma" as a contraction for "I'm going to..." How long will it take Merriam-Webster to catch up? . Uh-oh. I'm starting out cranky.

I don't know about Jamie Lee Curtis, but he was obviously less than thrilled with Tracy Morgan's introduction--which is understandable, since it was more about Tracy Morgan than Eddie Murphy. EM's face didn't crack a single expression until "Your pull-out game is weak," which was undeniably pretty darn funny. Agree. WTF. Okay, so Regina King disagreed with Kevin Costner winning the award, maybe keep that opinion to yourself until the afterparty. #### Didn't anyone else's head jerk up when Jerrod Carmichael said he'd been asked to mention the location hosting the Globes and he called it "the hotel that killed Whitney Houston"?

Like they were dogs. 🤮🤮🤮

Well, I am tantalized. What does Gabby have at home that she doesn't want Chris to see? A garden shed full of children?

Gabby might be waiting for him in the Men's Room.

So not a Principal Player. Well, that's sort of a relief.

Blaine? There was a Blaine? Listen, if you're not on THIS SEASON, I have no brain cells to spare for remembering you and your mishigas. Shoo.

Justine had a whole ten second TH and didn't pet her weave ONCE. %%%% Wait, what's this? Justine sticks up for her daughter and Michael sticks up for his wife??? WHAT SHOW AM I WATCHING?

Hello? You're really going to need to narrow that excited exhortation down. Derek? Chris? Michael? That one who keeps "puffing" and just went into the halfway house? Where's that guy going into the fine estate jewelry biz? Him?

His mom. He said last week that he'd split the $$ between Gabby and his family and he was feeling some serious regret about not saving any back for himself. Heh.

Never mind the houseguest--what about shy kitty?!

I really like LAL+Bill Maher as a Friday night twofer. Like topping off my meth with a little dash of fentanyl, for taste. . Hey! Stupid hat guy's girl is out! And she just told him he didn't know how to drink a beverage. Sounds about right. Forsooth, fair maid.