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You mean the television genius who finally managed to make us all understand what it's like to be deaf? <BIG FUCKING EYEROLL>
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So is Justine--the woman with the bright blue boulder holder--now married to the aspiring rap star inmate?
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This wedding reception is giving me the sadz.
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Chelsea--and the men who 'love' her who have only learned 20 words in ASL--are the only names I recognize from Princess Purry's episode preview. 🥴
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Welcome, pupper!
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I'm fixated on the length of royal blue cloth which has been tasked as a halter to hold up that bosom. It's cutting into the sides of her neck. Makes me nervous her head might pop off. But that the pearl thing draped over her forehead is very pretty. Those fingernails, oy, don't even.
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"Other" man? Why, there might be someone up on the board she's forgotten altogether. When we first met her, wasn't she operating with a flow chart on a whiteboard?
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But it's okay because Chelsea's dad only knows that one universal sign of moving his finger away from his chest. It stands for [everything].
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Uh oh, Chelsea's dad. Non-fluent in ASL.
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I'm raising my eyebrows at Jessica. Hahahahaha, I cracked myself up.
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SO there. Binos up, tits out, on her way across the highway.
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Wow, this woman is immune to hints. "GET OUT!" "Here I come!"
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Awww, her first prison wedding. 👰 Remember your first? Your first one is always special.
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Oops. It's okay, they probably got a good laugh out of it later, at your expense. . Hey, what happened to that shy kitty who was staying at your house? Is that little thing snuggled in your armpit yet? And FBison's magic Hello Kitty? Cat updates, please.
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DON'T LOOK DUSTIN IN THE EYES.
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"When I get out, I'm gonna love all over you." . Ewwww.
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Get OUT! <Elaine Benes shove>
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Eyelashes! How retro.
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Wait, someone long, long ago--first season?--had her inmate man's name tattooed all over her body. In different languages?
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Paperwork snafu! Is that on the card?
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That's always a huge crisis point in the Love After Lockup version. "What do you mean you're already out??" "What do you mean your MOTHER is going to pick you up??" "Wait, is that the transfer bus taking him straight to the halfway house??"
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I have to say, this is one of the better storylines--the hot guy who didn't give her the time of day in high school is now a lonely inmate and VERY interested. [in getting some money on his books.]
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You mean this dickjerk with the spread sheets in NOT the one in prison?????
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Wow, good memory. I scrubbed that brain cell and applied it elsewhere.
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Well, did Dustin at least drop by the infirmary under some pretense to make her acquaintance or did she quit her job the second their eyes met across the cafeteria/wedding venue? Sorry, Cruella. I used your segment to write an extra-long post about the people before you.
