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"Half is 15. Half of that is 7 1/2." Boom.

You mean the attorney who needs his calculator to figure out one-quarter of THIRTY?

Geez, don't even spell that out under a spoiler banner. Once word gets around, they'll all start doing it.

I've never received a dick pic. You must have been intercepting mine.

I have been WAITING for someone on this show to bring up whether abortion was still an option for Puppygirl.

Well, yes indeed, no doubt. This is the guy who announced--at the restaurant where the people who had picked him up to take him to his free housing were treating him to a nice meal: "Ain't nobody gonna tell ME what to do." And that continues to be pretty much all that comes out of his mouth. Darquavion, parole has a LOT of rules. You needed to just gut it out a little while longer in prison until you could be released with no disagreeable restrictions if you can't tolerate following the rules of parole.

Last year it was a travesty. This year they improved it a bit--when I squinted, I could see a tiny background square with Michael Nesmith, my favorite Monkee, fade in and out.

I hope that isn't real fur because that's a lot of animals to die for a coat that Jerrod Carmichael pits out in one night.

The Thomas Perry book was his usual edge-of-your-seat page turner! I just read it, prior to diving into the seven-part series and I am shocked at what a slo-o-w slog the first three episodes have been. Now that I hear there's a cliff-hanger, I'm deleting the whole mishigas. The book is highly recommended for its suspense factor. For me, not quite as good as the Jane Whitefield books, but MUCH faster and more intriguing than this show.

Lol, looks like everyone gave up on the poor 60 Day Inners, including Slasherboy the Mod. Dude. And the show is pretty boring. But not as boring as sitting in a little concrete box 24 hours a day with NOTHING TO DO. I don't see any books or television sets or decks of cards. Somebody could probably yell out Bingo numbers from the center of the room and get 100% participation--individual play, cell play, tier play! Broadcast some telenovelas in Spanish and English over the speaker system? Geez, no wonder making toilet wine and finding drugs are such popular activities. . I think that warden is reprehensible. Inmates kept in their little quarantine boxes past the 14-day requirement?? (Plus, there's minimal sanitization or testing.) And he doesn't know about the constant screaming and banging that are making the 60-Day participants run shrieking out of the program? Why not? Isn't it his job to know? Thumbs down on Warden Bowtie.

It looks like a fried zucchini disk, except inside the breading, there's corn. The funny part is the crab rangoon pizza. My BFF and I left St. Louis ~1990--she went to LA and I went to DC. We called each other up and both said "Chinese restaurants here don't have crab rangoon!" Oh crap. I missed the wedding while I was reminiscing about rangoon.

Oh, Chazz. She threw him the pity jump. Couldn't he just take the win and go? I hate the way Branflake uses G-man, but holy shit, he wants to sit 32 inches away from her and stare at her while she reads.

I think Amber is lovely. But she needs to check those jeans in a three-way mirror.

Two?? Bobbie won't know what to do with herself, rattling around in such lavish digs. Are they planning to let her come in the house to use the bathroom this time?

I was just thinking that something like a sunset blush gown would be more flattering with all that bold unlikely fuchsia hair.

OMG. HE'S GOING TO PUT BOBBIE IN A STORAGE CONTAINER.

Eric's personality dial is calibrated from "1" all the way up to "2".

Wait. Isn't Lindsey's mother the one who was taking care of her little girl when she first moved in with Lippy? With the sad little hands on the opposite side of the glass from Mommy? That can't be this girl in pink?

Branwyn has a hair volcano!

You want some wedding, my chatties? First you have to put up with a little Marce and Britzzz.

And now I'm crying again. .

Update!! Two bedroom fell through, I'ma need that couch, friend. LOL . Three healthy adult women, with one sketchy little job among them--a home-based clothing outlet? You'd think this story would be how they yard sale some bunk beds and help each other all get on their feet together. (Those three Matt Sharp Production checks should be a big help getting them started.) . When I saw this movie the first time, Lauren Bacall was a spunky chorus girl living at the Y. I can't wait to meet Arielle. : )

Watching now. . . . So, this woman who lives in a one-bedroom apartment and has a friend sleeping on the couch, is going to rent a two-bedroom for herself and the returning citizen inmate, leaving couch surfer to fulfill her tenant obligations back at the old place? And she only knows the inmate from "partying" with her a little bit before she went to prison? This story has some holes. 🥴

My only experience with . . . "returning citizens" is when my young Cousin Blacksheep came out of prison after three years. Our family hadn't visited or paid any attention to him while he was in prison, but his father rented a little house for him to go to when he paroled out and apparently that was HUGE. The parole officer made a pre-release visit to the rental property and was satisfied that he had a verifiable address, contact information, etc. For reasons he wasn't able to make me understand, Cousin Blacksheep said going into the halfway house after prison was to be avoided at all costs. He said it was worse than prison. Anyway, I don't know why these guys aren't kissing the feet of these people who took them in. I thought that huge list of rules from Mark and Sharna was petty and ridiculous, but if I volunteered to open my home to help out a stranger, I guess I'd expect a certain amount of feet kissing. Okay, how about just a pinch of common courtesy and respect?

Alex, first round: "Anyone using dairy? No? Okay, I want us all to have an even playing field--vegan it is!" Alex, second round: "I lost. Screw vegan." . Of course your fake steak dish is going to be more "beautifully rich" if you toast your breadcrumbs in butter and bind your mushroom filling with a luxurious cream sauce. I bet Surf & Turf guy would have won if he'd used those lion's mane mushrooms for a yummy lump crabcake held together with breadcrumbs plus a nice eggy mayo and sauteed in butter. . Each of those three chef competitors was prominent for vegan food--why emphasize that the competition won't be strictly vegan if not to hand an edge to the French chef (and owner of famous NYC restaurant, Butter)? ##### . Tp be fair, in the second round, Chef Julia did say she was making "a light butter caper sauce"--which is very surprising for the owner of "the best vegan restaurant in New York." I spoke to her through my tv screen and told her, "Alex just dumped a pint of heavy whipping cream into a skillet. Forget about 'light'!"