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"I would marry your ass tomorrow." Aww. Daonte, you sweet talker Better Crocker.

It's another Matt Sharp Production. It's bananas, but can they make a go of LAL without the romance element?

Pardon me? Who's this toothless fucker?

Oh, good. You're here! Last night I live-chatted the first 20 minutes of Roommates all by myself and that's no fun at all. #### I'm suspicious they tossed in the Ray & Brittney footage so the villagers wouldn't riot about Marcellino & Britzzzz.

I would not be all that enthusiastic about helping Bill get his porn on in the new age of internet streaming, but damn, it's a shame he got stuck with Mr. and Mrs. Uptight. He seems like a fairly reasonable guy. Two of the Returning Citizens, so far, have dumped off their stuff and hit the streets. Seeya!

OH NO! Bill started on his breakfast strawberry before grace. No bacon for you, sinnerman.

Okay, I'm posting now, to shoot it up to the top of "Other Candid Reality" pile. I can't believe we're only one degree of Kevin Bacon away from Bill, one of the more interesting "Returning Citizens"!! I love it when they use that phrase--it always sounds so natural. (/s)

I think Dannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnielle has been under Garrick's thumb since she was a teenager. She's divorced now, with no education, no means of supporting herself and her children. And isn't she very, very young? 22? 23? I don't know. I feel so sorry for her.

Garrick got some Brazilian.

TYRION?? Seriously? You couldn't save your Game of Thrones fanwanking for the cat?

How could I have forgotten Sidian, the wolf with the red roses? [Still laughing at that one.]

He made pancakes that one time.

This chick has the temerity to question Nick's productivity! Them's fightin' words, missy.

Oh good. I like it when they showcase a non-crazy person to speak for the rest of us.

But God wanted Garrick to kiss Lea! Tell her, Garrick!

Okay, good. I can handle one more week, but then they need to wrap this up. I'm only paying attention to the stories with a "Danielle" character. In non-Danielle segments, they only have Boat Guy and Lil' Marcus, right?

I was thinking about the various reasons the men cite as motivating factors for wanting the plural relationships. I think Purple Pimpin' Nick is the only one who says his sex drive is so intense, it can't be directed at one single recipient.

My handy Directv guide has another episode listed for next week. This thing is dragging out to MAFS lengths. Aaaiyiii

Me, too. I need to free up some time for serious thinking.

SAME! --I'm lovin' it. --Stop chuggin', start sippin'. --Young Sheldon, where the nerdy genius types are the only people in Texas able to articulate a proper gerund. 😬 . Whew. I thought I was the only one.

London, France? Is Greece a city or a country? I don't know what Prague is, but I want to go there. 😵😵😵 Kyle seemed to have some inkling that these questions indicate a general deficiency, although he referred to the subject as "geometry". Alyssa just shrugged it off that she doesn't know about that stuff, stop asking her. Holy shit. If I were a parent of Kyle or Alyssa, I'd be mortified. I'd be too embarrassed to face my friends and colleagues.

Got it. I won't forget.

Now you tell us. Oh, dear. What day?

Now see? Britzzz could give stupid Branflake advanced fake crying lessons.

How's that $140k restitution nut coming along, Ray?