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Okay, good, a commercial. I got a late start. What's going on with Monique's reveal?

Uh oh. Chris did not approve of Gabby's rejuva-vag. Lucky she didn't arrive arrayed in a $40,000 wedding gown.

Psst,Travis, she doesn't really have that much body in her hair.

So how do we like the new format? I'm having trouble typing more than a word or two without the announcement of "More replies" blocking my space.

Wow. That is the very first explanation I've heard--after investing years into this show--that makes sense to me as to what might be gained by "dating" an inmate.

Somewhere in Austin, Johnna is saying, "HEY! Controlling my man through his cellphone was MY storyline!" . I can't believe I remembered that.

You're not going to be making love all day long if he ever gets a load of those orange juice can curlers, honey.

Don't forget the zany handyman neighbor!

New parolee tip: Avoid references to "busting ass." yeek ##### Okay, I want to show all my LAL doubter friends the scene of Gabby and __________ being married in that abysmal alley with Mom & Sis off to the side, glaring daggers at the bride. Rotflmao

Is she the one who keeps tripping on her bathmat?

The Seattle Times quickly threw up a registration requirement, but I caught the gist. Yikes. Huge career ding.

WHAT?? He didn't! I've already heard a woman complimented tonight on her "fat ass." I thought we'd scraped bottom.

"I will be devastated if Lina and Cameron don't have a good relationship. . . but Lina can always go live with her dad."

Fresh talent!

She hadn't been rejuvenated.

I'm sad that Gabby didn't walk out and drive away while Mom and Sis sat passive-aggressively chomping on the ice from their empty soda cups. . Situation here is: one thousand degrees below zero, my pipes are frozen and my house is full of half-frozen little sparrows. 🥶 I don't even know whether to herd them back outside.

My Christmas prep will never be finished in time because I've been bingeing this show, and loving it, except . . . . I don't like to see the slow starvation death of any creature the butt of a slaps-forehead-I'm-such-a-goof-hyuk-hyuk joke.

Okay, it was Number One With A Bullet. We're off to a good start! But now I have to run before Gabby flips over. By-eee.

I think I have to throw in with Team Gabby on this one. Mom and Sis are being WAY too passive-aggressive. Hello? 911? LOL

Ashley's kind of a mess, with a hot tub and an adorable little doggo. I'll be her friend!

Maybe she converted one of those backyard sheds.

Oh, dear. Justine needed to switch with one of the kids and get a bedroom WITH A DOOR.

"Hey, didn't I steal your mom's car one time?" . I LOVE THIS SHOW.

At the ankles.

"Hello? 911? I'm trying to get my boyfriend's mother and sister out of my car. . . " ROTFL Instant LAL classic.