Meowwww

Then he said “she’s gonna wetbar the sh*t out of this situation.” 🤣🤣

Dying at Kody’s wetbar comment on the bonus scenes!!

Same. And then when they put the wigs on for 80s night it was even worse.

Brandon is a little pu**y. There. I said it. She looks downright frail and way older than her age.

Oh man. I worked for Delta airlines for a short while. It was too far of a drive, an hour and a half each way, so I quit. Employees and family could fly free of charge, other than taxes and fees. She’s so lucky to be married to a pilot. Immediate Stand by status , over the rest of the Delta employees. Even those with 30 years of service. If it was me, I would fly all over. VA just wants to drink with her male friends. Ugh.

I hope she is happily drinking her wine in her (owned solely by her) house. I like Christine.

First, I think that saying Haley looks traumatized by the sex is....reaching. I’m a rape survivor and I don’t take this lightly. There’s been no mention of sex or rape here by Haley. F’ing Chris. On his phone and done with the conversation because it wasn’t going his way. My hubby and I are 50. We check in via text when we get to work etc. Not because it’s a controlling thing, it’s an anti-worry thing. I like to know he is safe at his destination and he likes to know the same about me. Also, we check in with each other about personal plans. Not asking permission, just bouncing it off each other to make sure it fits in with our plans. I think all this is just courtesy between a couple who truly operate 50/50.

I saw that too. The roofs in the background.

So. I’m trying to imagine being a swinger. I’m not an innocent; I’ve seen things online. But to walk in to a party, hoping to have a good time....and seeing mother and father Brandon, her with a feather and he with a whip.....uh. No thanks. Amira with her dead eyes, posing with that stiff neck, just loses me. And her dude, whatever his name is. Over them. Fake. Mike and Natalie. He’s so over it. Why did he bring her over here? Show money? I miss the early days of true couples’ stories.

So I’m actually watching now. I shamefully feel a tiny bit of what Kodouche is saying about Meri. She loves trees. She doesn’t want a house in the trees. She doesn’t want to be by the road. She never said what she wants. Time to poop or get off the pot, Meri. Say what you want or it will be decided for you. This back and forth is a mind game, her power play. Ugh.

Good Lord. Christine’s house just sold this episode? Come on. Let’s get with modern times. I have 30 years’ banking experience. I don’t know a single underwriter who would be legally allowed to approve a mortgage without future income certification. They must have a multi-year contract with TLC to make that happen. Mortgage laws are incredibly strict these days; unless it’s a private investor mortgaging them, they are not going to be approved unless they can guarantee continuation of income. The burst housing bubble of 2008/2009 changed these laws. Sub-standard loans are a thing of the past. I can’t imagine a private investigator bankrolling these idiots. Something had to be guaranteed on paper for mortgages and home equities. This episode. Mariah and Audrey are saints, apparently. Everyone loooooves them, and they looooove everyone and are perfect and wonderful and angelic. Blah.

Sooo maaaaach this! Plus bs that she didn’t know he was wearing it. Girls know how it feels. Plus they smell like bandaids.

I feel like it’s weird. All of a sudden they are worried about the child brides and abuse etc. Back in the day, they ignored this to be all Rah Rah polygamy must be legal! It’s a huge turn for this season and one that always bugged me. Ugh. And Meri feels hopeful.

FTFY.

Wait. So the Dargers live in Utah. They were on tv, Papa Joe has campaigned for polygamy. They didn’t get arrested or have to flee the state....

I like 5 best, then 2

I hate how he hangs his mouth open in a half smile, lower lip flapping, blank look on his face.

Question...what are the black rocks making up that beach? Slate?

Exactly. He’s an ass and turning it all back on her.

Mike is so done. So am I.

Yes. Ugh.

Wayyyy too many commercials. Ugh.

Yes. Scent is everything to me. My hubby smells so good to me, just the scent of him. I dated a guy who, when he kissed me, I tasted pencil erasers. Every time. He was a big steak eater too....but even with freshly brushed teeth, erasers. 30 years later I can still taste it. Yuck. However, Hayley seems cold to me. Not at all soft or caring. Even her smile seems hard to me. And I think Jake is a cutie. He’s my type, smart and quiet and sweet, at least from what we are shown. Hopefully we will get some answers.

Haley seems cold, she wants to do what she wants. Why would she sign up for this show? I feel bad for Jake. He’s trying. Clara is speaking what we all feel.

I’m so over the stupid Chris crap. Oh he apologized. He’s a man of god. All hail Saint Chris. Poor baby. Ugh. I realize I am behind as I am just watching it now. How do these people not see through him?