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I know that we often speculate on when and how these are shot. I always assumed they shot in each one's real home and gave them each a Wayfair (or whoever sponsors them) gift card and told them to get end tables, lamps, etc. since everyone has a similar set up. We've seen Darcy's room on the show so I am pretty convinced they do shoot in their real homes. I don't quite understand why they wear the same outfits every episode because they can't be shot too close together as Lauren's bump keeps growing and now David has hair plugs. I don't know where I was going with this.

Pelican neck needs to dial it back a notch. It really wasn't any different than any other older gal's neck. I mean, who among us doesn't struggle with something on their body? I would trade my thunder thighs in a hot second in exchange for a neck wrinkle. The scarves and dramatics were a little extreme, and probably contributed to her getting bullied as a kid. I kind of wanted to push her down, myself.

As someone who works in a dispensary that looks like an apple store, I though that part was really well done. I braced myself for cliches like that terrible "Disjointed" show but this was very fun.

All this time I thought my kid was saying "Disco girls". I heard Farrah on a podcast and she said Sofia is one of them as well. Apparently scrunchies are selling out everywhere and I am HERE for it. I loved scrunchies. But to stay on topic. I know I am an asshole but I love that she is getting fat.

Can we discuss what's happening on Gentille's breast? Tattoo removal?

I don't understand why Paige gets no love. I think she is stunning. Last night I was trying to kill my insomnia with copious amounts of marijuana and AYTO on the dvr, and the announcer keeps saying stay tuned for a match up in a way that has never happened on this show, and my brain went all over the place. I envisioned Kai and literally anyone, wandering into the truth booth to have sex, when suddenly the beams start scanning them as the bang and PERFECT MATCH pops up on the screen. Now that would be some good TV.

Yes! He was over it last week too in the re-cap. "For some INEXPLICABLE reason, Cliff spilled the beans within earshot of Christie."

But if you already have a history of miscarriage and blood problems, it seems irresponsible to not go to a hospital.

I didn't see it as Danger, I think they meant "literally not comfortable". That dress was tight as shit and she had to keep pulling it down and adjusting it and had to rebutton the bottom half when she got out of the car. The Hips Chantal are not made for non stretchy fabric.

Omg I watched the 2nd ep on Demand and the Mafia wife in Chicago is literally living in a Nagle picture from the 80's. Black, white and red acrylic and mirrored furniture. The are always making a cheese plate. I'm obsessed.

As a fellow sufferer of breast implant illness, (explanting on August 14, sick as a dog) I have been following Michelle's story for a while. I thought the memorial to her breasts was absolutely hysterical.

Yes! If you are referring to the short haired woman, not the ombre woman. It was extremely distracting because it was so shiny and fake. Her husband had some severely large stenciled on eyebrows, also. Basically their entire hair game was really confusing for me.

THIS! I despise the word Boobs. I love my body and choose to use complimentary terms for my parts.

Katie's voice has always bothered me. It used to be the way her saliva would pool up in her mouth, causing her to stop and swallow it down mid-sentence. But lately, her pronunciation forces me to forward past her segments. Basically, anything that should rhyme with "old" , she pronounces "ode", and I swear it has been getting worse lately. I realize she is from the south but seriously, get a diction or vocal coach. It is literally your job to speak.

Spoiler alert? Wtf???

Holy shit holy shit. PFT replied to my comment.

At the sad, sad party there was a round cooler that was steaming like a witch's cauldron. The lid was on but smoke was oozing out like it was full of dry ice. Hot cocoa? Ice cream? That Pinterest method of cooking hot dogs with a cooler and boiling water? We may never know.

Ugh it makes me so angry when adults ask kids about their crushes. My kid turned 11 yesterday and when anyone even begins to bring up crushes or girlfriends, I step in and stop that shit immediately. Ask him about his favorite subject in school, or find another topic. Having a boyfriend too soon is precisely what got all of these nitwits knocked up in the first place, Doc.

This bugs the shit out of me. She's British when she says "talk" and "daughter". Although I think I heard it mentioned that she attended school in Australia so maybe that made her accent not proper.

I love this freaking show. Normally I can't stand JG, especially in those credit card commercials, but I love her crazy ass on this show. I really can't understand the hate for It!

Apologies if this has been mentioned here already, I didn't see it. Taylor and Peirce (that is him, isn't it?) Were in this movie my kid was obsessed with. Lots of singing in it. They're both really talented.

Shenanigans!!! If anyone ever doubted this shit was rigged before.... I'm just glad I won't have to hear Asia refer to women as "females" anymore, like she's studying some sort of animal species. On second thought, she ain't half wrong.

You guys, it's hard to imagine just a short time ago, being so engrossed in this show and Twitter and The Ashley and all the things, and now, I too have finally freed myself. I still come here for the snark, and Amen to all of Tracey's Teen Mom Trash Talk podcast listeners (Are you part of the facebook group? Hilarious) but I haven't tuned in once this season. Off the dvr and everything. Rip. Gary's Chickens. Ps. I just caught Bristol's appearance on Celebrity Wife Swap. Y'all need to look that one up.

Hmmm.... I just watched it and thoroughly enjoyed it, and came here to read all the comments from everyone else who thoroughly enjoyed it. I'll take my seat in the back.

K.iSeeing Megan at that cake tasting scene was a real nail biter. We're those cakes gluten free??? Update, she survived the wedding so one can safely assume those cakes were baked in one of Megan's special pans with the tape around the handle. WHEW! All snark aside, I cried pretty much throughout the rest of the episode. Some of these parents are incredible people. I want to be best friends with Rachel. She is an angel among us.