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I've never watched Scandal but I hate that chicks mouth so much that I can't even make it through a commercial. I also hate Adam Levine's face. He looks like a cocky, unhatched chicken. Ahhhh. I feel better.

I was thinking she must have had some pretty serious hat hair under there, if she chose to slap tape over it rather than just take it off.

Seeing Farrah in the previews makes me realize how much I don't need to see Farrah. Also, EAT A DICK, TYLER!

Elizabeth's face looks painfully taut and abundantly puffy all at the same time. Sorry, that's all I've got.

I just recently discovered that George Ezra sign on the radio, and I totally dig it. But I had no idea that deep soulful voice was coming from that baby face. It was surprising and awesome and I was so impressed. Which is a great way to sum up my feelings on the whole episode, actually.

The minute the social worker asked if she had a credit card, I thought of Callie using her card at the wind up dog boutique with the photographic memoried salesgirl. Then Callie said she didn't have any credit cards and I was like Gurl, why you lyin? Did anyone ever mention this card? It seems weird to forget that detail yet be so thoughtful with the foreshadowing of the name thingies her grandpa sent anonymously at Christmastime.

Sean pissed me off. First, he calls & invites Paige & she says she has to hang up & go to her audition. He doesn't say good luck, or even really acknowledge what she says. Then after, he goes on and on about his art show and never asks how her audition went. Finally she tells him she got the part, and instead of congratulations, he's all "Guess we're each others good luck charm." ....Oh, you're leaving for a few months? I'll just go hit it with the other chick.

Well IMO, Jason should have been both evicted and arrested. The camera is on them the whole time, then suddenly cuts away just as he throws her across the room? It is disgusting to me that he was allowed to get away with it because they'd already booked his douchey dad for the *big* skeleton.

I had no idea who Dakota was until I saw the uncomfortable interview where she was an absolute asshole to her mom. Its true that you never get a second chance to make a first impression, because I spent the whole show hating her with the fire I used to only reserve for Kristen Stewart. PS. If I had a fraction of her money, I sure as heck wouldn't be walking around with tic tac teeth.

Was Farrah's mom on her way to a Ke$ha concert???