TexasGal

I love Eddie and Ben. I was confused for a minute when Eddie was talking about girls, I guess I got him mixed up with the gay porn guy from last season?

Heather, I can usually be on your side but wow. BTW, Ms. Fancy Pants, I think you meant dictionary. It would be helpful for David to learn synonyms of words he doesn't know, but MORE helpful to learn what they mean. This! Tamra, you can't talk about how you hate conflict and then be the one to stir shit at the party.

Ugh, of course Bill wants to die because he cares about Sookie SO much. Makes the flashbacks of his wife and children even more meaningless.

Amber and Jim could start a school for douchebaggery. First class - speaking in a condescending manner. Gia really is the smartest person is that house. Her scene with Joe was sweet. Even when I know Bravo is trying to manipulate me, I still fall for it!

The only ones I can think of left because they were getting spin offs - Bethenny, Kim on Atlanta, Caroline on NJ (well, maybe - who knows if she would have been asked back). So your point is still valid, left voluntarily but continued to be fame whores.

I forgot about that! I was irritated as she was just "chaka"-ing but I too laughed out loud when she said "Chaka Khan." Glad I'm not the only one. That vendor was cracking me up, the way he smiled into the camera after they walked away. You rock, random Balinese dude!

Dear Vicki - we all now know that Balinese monkeys, elephants and stray dogs are all better behaved than you are. Please stop screeching at random animals. If they bug you that much, stay in the family van. K? Thanks. ETA: also better behaved, the "sucking fish." Can't believe I forgot them. Is it wrong that I wanted a bigger Tamra take down? She did fold like a house of cards. Bah.

People are talking about it. They are saying things like, "WTF is going on with this piece of shit show?!" and "Really HBO?" See? I'm talking about it too. In all seriousness, I actually did enjoy this episode. I think because I find Nora and Matt to be the most interesting characters on the show and they were both present. And I am intrigued by what is going on with crazy former cop. And I like looking at Justin Theroux.

My Dina crush had faded a little bit, but now it's back in full force! Her commentary on Jim, as well as calling him on his bs at the party, was gold. I really wish one of them would have asked him how he, as a BANKER, was PROSECUTING mortgage fraud. Maybe you help prosecutors or are an expert witness but you aren't prosecuting anyone you douche.

This was why I was surprised Heidi didn't love it - she ALWAYS loves the shiny designs. The fact she didn't love it but it still won...wow. I loved (and want) Emily's cowl/hood and Kristina's coat, but yeah their underneath outfits were not all that original.

Ummm, maybe I'm completely missing something, but why would you have a colonoscopy to diagnose asthma?

Harper Lee...Truman Capote...Aviva Drescher. The only time these names will be used together is discussion of this reunion. Aviva, you and your "village" can't get anywhere near Harper Lee or Truman Capote. STFU

That's what I want to know - I'm assuming they are having an affair? It seemed like her husband was someone FBI guy was trying to impress, with the special casserole and whatnot, so there's no reason she wouldn't scream bloody murder about her breast being grabbed if she wasn't into it.

I think if I ever experienced Vicki's screaming in person my ears would bleed. Jesus, woman. I was hoping that poor elephant would buck her off and trample her.And multiple dry heaves in the (FAMILY!) van - I just can't. Why didn't they just let her sit in the front to begin with. The more I think about it, the more I come up with that was irritating - Tamra shrieking about the elephant's "lipstick." How shocking that an enormous animal would have an enormous penis Tamra. Zip it.

Amber and her husband are perfect for each other. Rosie's face when she was running away was hilarious.

I'm surprised Andy/Bravo haven't come up with this yet. They could do a Housewives/Real World mashup type thing with various women from different cities. That would be gold!

archer1267, I think the phrase you are looking for is well-wisher.

Or, more precisely, Ramona - if a man threw an object at YOU and hit YOU in the face that would be ok? Because Ramona has a totally different standard for people's behavior based on whether she's doing it or it's being done to her.

Somehow I missed that her dress was from her collection. I thought it was really pretty also. I loved watching her methodically take down the loony tunes couch.

I was SO hoping someone (i.e. Lu or Andy) would fixate on that comment and ream her for it. Ummm....Sonja I doubt you can afford to have a judge on your payroll. And, if you can, I wouldn't brag about it on national tv. Let's have some quiet time Sonja. It was shocking when they played the clip of Sonja from her first season and how differently she behaved. Her speech pattern was normal. Her face wasn't contorted constantly into pouty "sexy" fish face. I loved the clip of Andy's response - when I put my private life on national tv, I will answer that for you. WIN!

Shannon is just a frigging moron with her husband. The man likes potatoes. Who cares?! In the entire universe of things he could like that aren't great for him, which we've already heard about tequila (and again, (1) who cares?! and (2) David, call me if you need a tequila drinking partner, kiss kiss), unless he's got a serious drinking problem or maybe a drug problem don't nag his ass! He's a grown man. And, as others have pointed out, in pretty damn good shape. Let him eat a flipping potato everyday if he wants. At the airport, it looked to me like she was trying not to let any emotion show because if she did she was going to crack entirely. So, I can't bust her chops for that.

Well, he may qualify under the latter. Maybe they are are only taking in work from connected cronies, not actual government agencies? Who knows. The whole thing was stupid. I did enjoy how Joe totally spilled the beans that the new house isn't really happening. Amber's husband - I don't know how Bravo does this to me, but I would rather hang out with a convicted Joe Guidice than that SOB. First laughing when the dead pig freaked his daughter out, then the stupid family-casted commercials, and now he's too good to hang out with people who were already cast on the reality show he joined. Whatever. Go away.

We need to establish a Housewives craziness level, like Terror Threat Alerts or Defcon levels.

Damn, Luann in the white dress on WWHL...she looks great. And giving Ramona a rash of shit, too. Again, my hero!

Ratched, I was coming to ask the same question! Inquiring minds want to know!! Luann's reaction to the leg throw was priceless. She looked like she was going to pee her pants from laughing so hard.