TexasGal

The thought of letters from Teresa made me snort. It would be an art, but in her hands it would be the equivalent of a Picasso painting. Random words put together in some sort of "cleansy" fashion. (I hesitate to even make the comparison, though, because Picasso had actual talent.)

Sigh, I'm with you on this one. And as long as we're confessing, I also think Chris' random intros "previously on..." are funny. I laugh every time.

This is a good point, if I were in true jail I would want Milania to come visit me. After people saw her in the visiting room, no one would mess with me for fear of her coming after them! She would make everyone your bitch.

I wonder if it's the jerky father in law who dies? The inclusion of Noah's comment to his son from the first episode that he might at least inherit money from him seemed a little foreshadowy. And lots of people hate him.

Why do any of the housewives even bother to respond to Little Jim? Don't feed the trolls, ladies! Or, you know, "ladies."

Agreed. I think whenever she was Graham's focus she was fine and had some amusing stories. But when she wasn't the focus it was like she was a robot in sleep mode, she was slouched over and kept looking down at her lap. Except for when she was randomly interrupting cricket guy's story.

Emma Thompson and Hugh Grant were everything I hoped they would be! They are both so stinking charming and Emma is just hilarious. And Hugh in his glasses...swoon!

On Dominic West, I agree he's physically not all that (although, you know, he's certainly not bad either!) but he's got some kind of charisma going on for me. Maybe it's my abiding love for McNulty that bleeds over into how I see him in every part. But others must agree with me or else he wouldn't continue to be cast as the-husband-who-serially-cheats. Ruth Wilson's American accent slipped in a few places, most notably at the grave site and that ruined the moment for me.

Gina certainly lost some points at the reunion. As much as I hate to agree with Janet, I agree she was right - Gina's training makes her not want to admit anything until she's faced with insurmountable proof. Although, part of me wanted her to say after the secret footage aired, ok so I called Lydia a c*#t 5 times but I NEVER said it about Andrea. I honestly think Lydia did not give a crap about until Andrea started harping on it.

Kini's revamp look - wow! That was gorgeous. I liked Amanda's street look too. Add me to the confused about Sean's look list. It looked like the muslin they use to pattern, only shiny. I like him so I'm not griping that he's through to Fashion Week, but I didn't get it.

OMG - that's John Carroll Lynch? I saw his name in the credits and then didn't think about the fact that I hadn't seen him. Yikes. Count me among those not inherently scared of clowns but looking over my shoulder last night. That scene was horrifying too and agree with the others, it was somehow more terrifying when he was making balloon animals etc like a "normal" clown. Aaaaaaaa.... I didn't catch the Bowie reference, I assumed with the eye shadow and the suit that it was a Jessica Lange channeling Marlene Dietrich as Madonna reference somehow. Which amused me enough.

Whatever Andrea and Gina called Jackie - am I correct in assuming its similar to calling someone "poor white trash"? I was glad Andrea read the frigging email finally. It doesn't sound like a threat to me. But, I'm a lawyer so I was parsing every word. ;)

Between Alexander's eye make up choice and the proportions of his clothes, those models looks seriously anorexic. Or alien. Or both. Yikes!

Thanks for the morning laugh! I think that's true. Char could barely talk when she was in the room with the other designers. Korina must have been truly horrible to her.

Wow, that was a stank attitude fest from Korina! Until she rolled her eyes during the second challenge runway I still didn't think they would seriously send her home. I don't blame Tim for his behavior when he came in to send her to pack up - he just walked in on her bitching about the save and being really mean to Char. There have been contestants in the past that you knew he wanted to say "don't the door hit you" as they left and he was nicer to Korina than that. Even though she deserved that in the end. Did Kini get NO input on the bidding? He let Amanda take over for that crazy painting and that was all she wrote. PepperMonkey - in the preview for next week, the bring back eliminated designers and pair them with current ones. So of course it's Korina with Char.

WTF with Bobby hiding in the bathroom? Weird. Lord help me, but Joe Gorga for the win - he only fights with men and Jim is not a man.

I think it was this episode that they went to the Melbourne Cup party? When Lydia whispered to Jackie (I think) "we 're the stars" with that smug look on her face I just wanted to smack her. She is really irritating.

Dang, Janet's face looks like a waxwork that has started to melt. Andrea and Lydia come off as so pathetic - they are obsessed with Gina and trying to cut her down. I get Gina's point about how the context matters, I am pretty sarcastic and if someone repeated things I've said without the context they would sound really bad. Every time Jackie says La Mascara, I think she's saying la moscato.

When Tim first started commenting on Alexander's initial look, I thought he was seeing what I was seeing - those yellow things looked like fingers trying to grab at the woman's bits. Both top and bottom. It was creepy. I think Alexander has some issues with his septum or sinuses. His voice has that really nasal quality to it. I recently had surgery to fix my septum and I would find myself mouth breathing like he did when one of my nostrils was packed up. I didn't do it intentionally, your body sort of takes over when you aren't getting enough air.

Tim telling Alexander he was one of the most talented designers EVER on Project Runway. What with the what now? I guess Tim has been voting for him as favorite designer. I was with Heidi on Korina's look - too 80's. I really liked Emily's but c'mon, she didn't anticipate that criticism? I said to my dogs, it looks like a cha cha dress. As others have noted amazing how this "real person" challenge resulted mostly all in tall, thin women being chosen. And how the designers clearly don't know how to deal with butts, so many of those skirts were way shorter in the back than the front.

Lydia is such a sheep to Andrea. After she confronted Janet (nice use of the flashback, btw, editors!) and Andrea said "the difference is you're owning it Janet" then all Lydia could talk about was "owning it." Figaro is very cute. He did rock the outfits!

According to Jim's twitter rants that helpful snarkers have been posting, Jim says Bobby is rich. So I'm sure he has been sucking up to Bobby big time for a number of years. Amber sounded seriously drunk (or high) during the call to Dina. I'm sure that's why she didn't catch the distinct lack of enthusiasm on Dina's part.

Oh my, the preview for next week looks like being a housewife was Jim's dream not Amber's! Was she really trying to shut him down and he kept going?

I was coming to say the same thing. Drama queen!! I can just see her and Jim negotiating to be filmed with her in the gown so it would be more dramatic. Why would she need to be examined if she was just getting bloodworm results? Pfffft.

The teenage girl that committed suicide had just had a birthday. For some reason I thought it was 17 but maybe it was 18? I have binge watched on demand, and maybe it makes a better viewing experience that way. I am liking it. I tried to watch the pilot live and fell asleep. I'm also liking the Madison actress, but maybe because it amuses me to watch her screw up her face and spit out horrible things. Which, I guess, is sort of the point. Oh, and I also think Rose sounds like Alison Janney. I sorta have my fingers crossed that is her, I love her!