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Dorinda's impression of Ramona is a pleasure, joy and a gift to the world during these dark times.

All I know is that Landon and Kathryn need to leave the large statement piece jewelry to the experts like Countess Luann.

One of my favorite episodes of the entire season has to be "Murder by Appointment" where Jessica has to solve a mystery among a Mary Kay-esque company and the whole plot hinges on the fact that the murderer used a shade of lipstick that never made it out to the public, Tangerine Twist. From the moment I saw the episode, it made me laugh and now when we get to the point whenever Jessica figures out the murderer, my friend and I refer to it as "Tangerine Plot Twist."

The Tammy walking around being sad at a fountain is why I can't quit Love and Hip Hop because it's so flagrantly scripted. Like there is a huge crew just walking around and Mona is probably off to the side yelling, "LOOK SAD!".

The end of the episode with Ramona being more concerned about having to return her bathing suit and then taking it upon herself to cut the cake to get a piece is exactly why 1. I could never be friends with Ramona and 2. I never want her off this show because she provides endless fodder.

Yeah that was one of the more interesting elements of the reunion that they put their own negative feelings aside about Leeanne to call bullshit on Marie's nonsense.

If Cary and Mark were at all thinking about the children, they would've never signed up for a Bravo reality show. People dredging up awful things about your past, real or imagined, is the bread and butter of these shows.

It's just amazing watching Ramona, Sonja and Luann all bickering over what essentially is some community property dick.

That seems to be a common fight. The whole infamous "I'm rich, bitch" fight on RHOA with Nene and Sheree was sparked by the same accusations.

I can't imagine working with Vicki. Her utter glee recounting how she shoved a producer was gross. If ever there was a franchise that would benefit from a fourth wall breaking season like what one of the Teen Moms series did, it would be Real Housewives. This episode was fascinating in terms of all the moving pieces and motivations behind people's actions.

I couldn't deal with Ramona traipsing about her holiday party dressed like some sad cosplay version of Emma Frost from X-Men.

Worse. She's become Jill Zarin.

it just dawned me with all these antics and how aggressive she has been the past two episodes, this is Bethenny when the editing/powers that be are IN her favor so lord knows what the raw footage was like if this the best they could come up for her.

Based on the way Bethenny keeps leaving events, she's probably going to storm out of the reunion too.

I thought it was hilarious that they let Cheryl make the Planet of the Apes reference this time. I think Krieger has done it at least twice before.

One of my biggest problems with Bethenny is that even when she's technically right, she always overplays her hand. She goes from zero to Sherman's March to the Sea in a split second with very little middle ground. Her desperate need to prove herself right is what undoes her because so many times viewers would be on her side if she just shut up and let things play out and let people hang themselves.

This is like a Minnesota goodbye in television form.

I think the problem is that the Moms and Abby never seem to realize that the opportunities they have depended on each other. Abby wouldn't be where she is now without Dance Moms and neither would the kids but each side keeps acting like that is not true.

If I remember correctly, he didn't just flirt with Isaac. There was that whole thing of him flirting with that Johnny guy who designs outfits for Katy Perry. And since RuPaul's Drag Race was mentioned, Sam sort of reminds me of Pearl from season 7 of that show: another person who seemed to skate through a lot of the competition because they were blessed with not being ugly.

Bethenny and Carole talking about whether or not Jules has an eating disorder is so gross, especially coming from two women who know all about people making statements about their body and how thin they are. And they can't even say it was out of concern because how does whispering about that ON CAMERA do anything helpful for the person who may have an eating disorder.

I feel like on most of the Real Housewives shows, the reunion is when the fourth wall breaking happens a lot. Usually against all of Andy's best efforts not to

I love that H. Jon has been now on at least two shows that have made references to Einstein killing an elephant.

Sam is the epitome of that Omarosa quote of "You get to walk around and be mediocre and still get rewarded for things."

Using age as an insult is such a weird staple of the entire Real Housewives series. It's right up there with calling someone's male partner gay.

I thought there was some shoddy editing because they used a talking head of Krysten's mom that was clearly filmed when Krysten went to rehab the second time as a talking head for the first time she went because the outfit the mom was wearing from the after-vention.