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Matt is basically is like some unholy combo of Jenny Humphrey from Gossip Girl plus a Miley Cyrus-esque hairdo run through a Lady Gaga tumblr page. And Jaxson is basically if you took Jimmy Junior from Bob's Burgers and made his focus be design and not dance.

"I'm only 17. My senior year hasn't even started yet."---This may be one of the best exit lines of a designer on any season of Project Runway.

I think this show will be a lot better fit for Tim Gunn because it really is a better fit for him being a mentor. It probably helps that all these kids really do want to learn from his knowledge.

For the sheer campiness of it all, I enjoying the homage to "It's Alive" when it comes to the Countess and her kid. I missed last week episode so somebody can explain to me if there was more build up to the Liz Taylor/Tristan romance because it felt so entirely random to me.

I will say that I did love all the Hitchcock flourishes in this episode, from the Psycho homage to the way Grace was dressed to the way her scene with her father was filmed.

My god, this show is frustrating. For every moment of brilliance, there are like twelve steps back.

Cynthia showed up with a Coward Lion wig like she didn't know they already had done the casting for The Wiz! Live on NBC.

The moment Kelly put those headphones on her models, I immediately had a flashback to Jay McCarroll's finale collection all the way back in season one. And I remember so distinctly gagging with delight over his final dress in all of its pink glory. And that was one thing that seemed to be missing this season from the finale collections. None of the four had a showstopping ender of an outfit.

I adore this show for the house/castle porn and for the rich white lady problems that are never that particularly bleak and sometimes hilarious in how it shows off what cocoon these ladies live in. Like while the RHOC are duking it out over somebody maybe faking cancer, on this show, the ladies get into a tiff over being late to breakfast cooked by staff at a family mansion/castle. And more than anything else, I love Caroline Stansbury's black hat she wears while walking around Denmark because she relishes being a villainess and that hat just seems like the bitch character on like Model, INC. would've worn back in the 1990s.

It was interesting that they went into the "In fashion one day you're in and the next you're out" because this show has NEVER in its history been consistent on that and usually are pretty haphazard when it comes to applying that standard.

I think it's foreshadowing a save because of the entire speech Edmond gives plus Heidi saying she wished she'd see his collection plus the simple fact we never see him get told to get his stuff. The whole thing feels like a "Oh shit, Tim never used his save so might as well create a moment to use it now" kind of deal.

If they don't give Edmond the Tim Gunn Save I will be shocked because the last five minutes of the show was absolute terribly clunky foreshadowing of it. Plus there are no group shots of the designers in the preview for next week. And we didn't see Tim tell Edmond to pack up his stuff.

I was at a bar watching American Horror Story and every time it cut to Chloe/Wes Bentley together, someone would yell, "And back to the storyline nobody cares about." And when they cut to Angela Bassett's character in the music studio, my first thought was, "And now we're suddenly on Empire."

I'm glad they killed off the lesbian character because her acting was ATROCIOUS. When she told the Red Devil to take off his/her mask and how she had known it all along and whatnot, I was like, "Is THIS the best take they had? Because that's tragic."

I think it's interesting that Kelly was just going to send her outfit down the runway and then Tim tells her he thinks that she add another element. As soon as it is on the runway, all the judges agree that they preferred the outfit without the vest. That seems to slowly have become a normal storyline of Tim suggests something followed by the judges being in direction opposite opinion.

I fucking lived for Tim Gunn's rant at Swapnil because it felt like a genuine moment of frustration. It reminded me of RuPaul this season yelling at her girls and telling them she didn't want to hear anymore goddamn excuses ANYMORE. I can see how Tim Gunn was super frustrated with Swapnil because, according to the other designers, he isn't particularly focused. I think it'd be different if he had spent all this time creating stuff and then it imploded that would be one thing. But the fact that he was going for smoke breaks and not concentrating on the task at hand and basically had it in his mind from the get-go he was going to do bombshell, client be damned, set himself up for failure. Another Swapnil related thing: the clean shaven face. You can't tell me that him shaving his face didn't piss off the production people enormously because it screws with them being able to mess with the timeline of things. There are clauses in most reality shows that you can't do that. Like how last week they had Swapnil have a talking head where he talked about Kelly's distinct point of view. He had no facial hair so it was clearly an interview filmed for this episode and outfit, but they decided to use it for last week.

I don't care what the rest of the episode was about, Chanel-O-Ween being a dead-on Taylor Swift parody was amazing and genius. I think most people called Gigi being involved with the baby, which at least shows that the clues are going to make sense in at least some context of the show.

What a truly hot mess of an episode, especially in terms of judging since they couldn't seem to figure out if they want something that can be mass produced OR innovation because those two things rarely ever happen at once. An innovative idea hits editorial and then eventually is simplified down to something that can be mass produced. That's how the fashion industry works. Do any one catch one of Swapnil's talking heads when he's talking about Kelly's design aesthetic? And how he had a completely clean shaven face so it obviously it was something shot way after they filmed the initial set of competition? That feels like that may have given away some things from the future by inserting that. Plus the preview of the next episode shows both Swapnil with a clean face AND with his beard. So confused by this.

I'm not surprised by his comments. Anybody who has ever watched Nip/Tuck, Glee, American Horror Story, and now Scream Queens can obviously tell Ryan Murphy has a problematic at best relationship with women.

The show using "Que Sera Sera" for basically no other reason other than to get a "Hey! That's from Heathers" response from the audience was beyond lazy.

The "Coney" storyline didn't even make sense within the context of the episode. They introduce Coney and show him getting a total MEH reaction from the students. The next scene with him, he's apparently able to walk around and grope female students who are happy to have it happen because he's Coney and he's now suddenly popular within like a twenty four hour period of time. And there were several moments where I was trying to figure out if Keke Palmer and Niecy Nash were trying to out "Sassy Black Woman" each other.

Most of the dialogue/actions on this show often makes me wonder if Ryan and the writers have actually met a woman before.

If the show keeps adding people, at this rate everybody is going to have five seconds of camera time.

I don't know if I love or hate the fact we've officially reached the point where we will have ladies attending an adult communion to talk about fake cancer. Again, as I said last week, this show has become its own best parody.

I like Edmond's outfit. It reminded me of something that Madonna would wear on her Rebel Heart tour.