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Michelle telling Helen to focus on her own work was very much a "the apple calling the orange fruity" moment.

The three car pile-up of Kim's drug/alcohol addictions, Brandi's drunken enabling and Kyle's martyr complex, that's what that was.

Well Wendy Williams played Mama Morton in Chicago so they're just handing out roles to anybody with some sort of following.

I love how Watch What Happens is almost its own character/housewife on this show now since they keep doing flashbacks to various moments.

Cynthia's new turnt up behavior reminds me of Lisa Wu at the season one reunion, desperately making sure to keep herself on the show.

Has anybody noticed they've replaced the "Beautiful Georgina" intro and substituted it now with the designers gasping with delight about whatever Alyssa Milano is wearing?

I think the thing I like about the Housewives, and it showed in this episode, is that there is always a balance of one-liners/humor even in the most bleak of storylines so it never just becomes depressing because these ladies know how to fling not just insults but funny ones. And occasionally they can get together and seem to at least tolerate each other's company.

I can't wait until Scheana has to leave one of these functions because she's overcome by the vapors.

From the nose down, Nene was serving Conchita Wurst realness.

I thought Helen's dress looked like her unconventional material was peanut butter.

I loved how seemingly disappointed Scheana was in Ariana's non-reaction to her gossip, especially since she coupled it with always talking about how Ariana is her best friend but she's dragging her onto camera to talk about this stuff.

I always find it so amusing how much more well-thought the bullshit story these designers come up with for their "girl" than the actual outfit said girl is wearing.

It's extra hilarious given how much more buff Angela Bassett's arms are in comparison to him.

I love that on any other show, the joke would just have stopped with Bob liking Working Girl. On this show, the joke is that he loved it and felt it pushed him to be ambitious while Louise just craps all over that idea.

I don't for a second believe that these people weren't already chosen in some degree and probably scattered about the park for the designers to find given how horribly bad the scripting of this show is. You could've knocked me down with a feather when the words "Too short" actually came from Heidi's mouth this week. I'm still trying to figure out which person Tim Gunn pissed off because they're really crafting a storyline of him being not the greatest mentor and trying to sell it it hardcore now.

Sean's outfit looked like if you were doing a production of Chicago with very modest performers.

Someone explained on the TLO board that the zippers they use on Runway don't have stoppers at the end so a person, if not paying attention or told, could do exactly what Char's model did.

The "crazy hyper-active boys being tired out/drugged before a big interview with a school" thing was done with less drugs during I think the first season of Desperate Housewives with Lynette Scavo and her twin boys.

Amanda's outfit had the distinct tackiness I usually don't see outside of a Katy Perry tour or an Iggy Azalea performance.

"Hard and soft" is like the spiritual descendant of "leather and lace."

I think most of Amanda's aesthetic seems to be 1960s by way of costuming for the first Austin Powers movie, which I don't know why that's a thing a person would cling onto. She even said something about it the other week about her dress being something like when the 1990s did the 1960s. It's like making a photocopy of a photocopy.

Nina saying that one of the designs could be a real Instagram moment just was hilarious. She continues to be the judge equivalent of Regina George's mother. "I'm not a regular judge; I'm a cool judge."

Zac Posen shadily going, "Well I didn't even see it" in regards to the lower part of Alexander's necklace may be one of my favorite moments of the season.

Until the Mark-Paul character confirmed that he really existed, I really assumed the extra guy who ended up blackmailing Screech was just a figment of his imagination.

I will say that the reunion episodes of Love and Hip Hop are always interesting because they break the fourth wall more than most reality shows.