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SO Brandi is awful and Dee wants LeeAnne to be her daughter more than D'Andra. Or at least have her drive.

A dinner party at Shannon's is as calm as a police interrogation. SIT DOWN! Eat! And what was with Shannon's entrance at that final lunch with Kelly? It was like she has just been released by kidnappers. And Eddie. It would probably be better to not have Tamra in the general vicinity when measuring your heart rate.

I didn't really laugh at all this episode, but I was kind of amused by the world's saddest merry go round choreography in Travis Scott's first song.

I'm tapping out. Bye season.

I think Vicki is going to start selling moral compass insurance. Emily's mouth/lips would not stop moving during that dinner. Kelly should have went to Pump and tore down an olive branch to give to Shane. And don't invite me to a dinner party and then have me make the meal, Vicki.

The Wonder Purple Twins can go away as soon as possible. They are terrible.

Cary has no plot for herself whatsoever.

Tate is now 25 and a crack addict.

YES please. I laughed way too hard at that promo. It reminded me of when Marlena was possessed in bed in giant sunglasses giving Carrie the absolute worst relationship advice.

I didn't read Carole's blogs this season. (I wasn't one of the two). But, I did read them from a couple seasons ago and it read like one of my sister's "Sweet Valley High" books from the 80's. And "Cassandra Grey" sounds like one of the pre-made family characters from the Sims. Why is she in this "narrative"?

There was no need to say that. Talk about burning the crops and salting the earth. Good luck dealing with this lady, Cassandra.

Did Gina come back from performing as Sandy in Grease for the clothing store scene? "I'm a lawyer" Emily has the worst transitions. Kelly makes a putt. Emily: OK Let's talk about what Shannon said

Page 666. Marlena, where are you? Anyways, I just binge watched the week. It was good. I want the Marlena doll to keep showing up. Just because. "I don't like you living with a serial killer. I'm 18 I can make my own decisions!" That's fun. "For your information its pearl"another good one. Also funny that Marlena's wedding vows continued even after a commercial break. Love is love and I love that you love my job? I don't know, thats what I got out of it.

Vicki: I apologize, I love you. Get a job.

That limped to the end. Jess even seemed pissed when she co won.

Jordan had a weird story I barely remember it. Kate hated her (the usual) and Stupid Rafe was around is all I remember.

Well. I kind of wanted to see the fit Amy undoubtedly threw when she was eliminated. The Food Novelist was as annoying as I remember. Tregaye won? I've blocked that from my mind.

That was quite the apology tactic Vicki used. Vicki: Eddie, the BIBLE is telling you to forgive me. I would have said fine I accept your apology as soon as she pulled out the paper just so I wouldn't have to hear them.

Sorry. I wasn't trying to confuse people. Amy acted like a pissed off toddler and Manny can't manage to remember a basic premise like learning your guest's name. I kind of want to see "Ree Thompson" as Guy Fieti in drag though. Just for shock value.

Palak. Ree THOMPSON took over her presentation and she had three minutes of egg breaking with Anne in the first challenge.

Icon is getting thrown around a lot these days. Ree THOMPSON! She must have started being stalked by Sideshow Bob like the Simpsons. Amy threw an Alaska RPDR All Stars fit this episode. Jeez Louise calm down lady.

I kept imagining after Gabi's Soliloquy of Doom that a server would butt in and ask if she is ready to order yet. But, this is Salem. Residents should be used to people talking to themselves by now.

I hope my nonexistent children will be able to identify sharks before the age of three. Amy is straight up weird in what she says, And OF COURSE they loved it.

I guess he was playing the role of Alton? Katie should have been in the bottom four. Her repeating Harrison was like a bad SNL skit. I guess you could say that about the whole show.

Shut up, Adam. You aren't a food Jedi master. Though, this episode needed Admiral Akbar for the contestants "IT'S A TRAP!" Lesson #1. Don't tell Giada how to cook pasta. (unless it's under cooked like she said she did). This episode seemed most likely what the winner would be doing on the Network so I liked that aspect.