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She yells at kids like some people that yell at someone that speaks a different language thinking that will help get the point across. I'm surprised one of the gaggle of kids didn't cut themselves as they were shoving stuff in to the blender to make gelato.

Rebekah and her FARM talk.

I might have heard incorrectly, but talking about your children in Italy but not cooking that was hilarious if that happened. I'll have to rewatch. Did you know Rebekah was on a FARM? And FARM STUFF. In closing, FARM.

Kind of makes me like her more."Sniper from the side" if you will. Miz Cracker was feeling herself. Trying to make up for the lackluster season? I get it. There wasn't a "YOU DON'T LOVE ME" moment and the "reading" wasn't all that. Let's bring this season to a close!

On second viewing "Give Manny some time!" is so evil and I like it.

Oh right. Blais's cinnamon roll head. He does seem to top himself with the next horrible hairstyle.

Who knew "My mother was so poor in Madagascar she ate rats" wouldn't go over well? Crazy Miss Savannah continues to be crazy. I forgot to eat again. Sorry Samone.

You better stop.

In my mind I hope Ru is parodying Drag Race itself at this point with the child photos. Probably not, but he should be. Vanjie.

It's lost somewhere with Scheana's smile from Vanderpump Rules. "In the marathon of life" sometimes you lose your butt.

(claps) Yes! Everyone covets your jean cuff upon jean cuff jeans. Carole's "self esteem" essay starts with the MARATHON. As you would expect.

I needed Luann's sister (cousin?) to be at the Tinsley wedding gown scene. Deep Voice: "I'm a big fan of lace".

20 seconds rubbing your belly isn't good? Who knew?

Giada managed to find all of The Golden Girls drapes and lanai furniture for the first episode to wear. With matching belt! "Miss Savannah" we're going to keep you because you seem insane.

I will say Kameron keeps trucking along and I like it. Pull, through, Porkchop!

This season seems to have developed a limp.

At this point it's all "who will make a good judge" on another competition show. So Amy being a snob would work. Hell, Martha is showing up on Chopped soon. Bye Trace and your newer wig.

I've been calling her Lu-dini since I saw that. Donate your blood and see Ramona and Sonja talk about constipation! Is Carole contractually obligated to say "marathon" in every episode? It was a really good episode. But, it would have been better if Dorinda set herself on fire with that cake,.

I think she was just trying to provide a stupid sound byte and was trying to seem "wild". Anyways, no one cares or wants to know, SCHEANA.

I'm not sure how many actual secrets were revealed other than Lala and her water bottle. And Sandoval is a St. Louis GQ model. Uh huh.

I'm a little upset Monterrey didn't lose a finger with the liquid nitrogen. Debbie ditched her one note for another one note. Progress?

Frankie Grande was kept to a minimum (as much as is possible by theoretical physics). So very annoying, yes.

What was that? Monet forgot her purse and then slid in to home base. Choices.

Thank God Kasey recovered so she could go bar hopping. And DON'T TALK ABOUT MY EATING! Red head suddenly becoming Jim Cantore on the way back to the boat was surprising.

I guess its fitting that this season ends with Scheana fellating the pasta.